You forgettin the pears, man.
this is mad funny coming from a dude who lost his virginity to a drake body pillow.
Something a woman has never said to him.
This thread seems like i time traveled back pre SF4.
Thread needs more pics though, hella niggas ducking. Might be because they don’t want all the stupid shit they say associated with a face.
right here. what…you can’t tell??
:\ wut?
hey guys, let’s bridge the peace throwback thursday style:
My last night in the Army in 07’, with 2 good dudes that were with me when I was in Iraq
Joke’s on you…
…it was a Cammy body pillow
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Posts on SRK.
Must be the black guy.
stfu lil nigga.
Pears are ass tier fruit. Mangos the best. :kelplatte:
Shit ain’t hilarious to me when your Awesomenauts K/D ratio is 0/10 and you’re on my team :chainsaw:
Don’t bring up the body pillow you’re giving PA them feels:
http://cdn5.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/BTcr8cKIIAAIJmJ-550x554.jpg
A woman also never said to me “that was disappointing, I thought archaeologists were good at digging”.
If I ever kicked it with Pterodactyl, I like to think we’d listen to records, watch The Warriors, and maybe he could teach me a few dance moves.
wait, that chick was OZ’s mom? I definitely need to stick my penis inside of your mother’s anus, OZ. Respectfully, of course.
All of that, but i’m not a dancer.
People always think I know how to dance exceptionally well, I guess I just look it.
So i’m showing my wife the thread. Show her Zoo’s picture and go “This is a dude from SRK and this is his mom.” The response:
OZ’s mom best milf in the game.
Yea I thought that was his gf or something 
I really didn’t want to say anything because this OZ mom schtick is too GDLK, but Pertho’s post and crucades follow up just Finest KO’ed me! Holy shit I can’t breathe! I seriously can’t tell if snaaake and pertho are joking or actually think that’s my mom :lol:
Yo pertho if you’re going to EVO maybe your wife can meet my mom and we’ll see what happens after some shots cool?
Yo @fishjie wincest amirite?
If I ever showed her this thread I don’t know if she would be offended or laugh at the fact that people think she’s my mom when she’s a year older than me.
didn’t somebody jizz on a pic of my mom or some shit awhile ago?
SRK mom’s aren’t safe 
When will we learn?
Zoo’s mom confirmed for giving birth at a negative age.
Zoo first kid to be older than his mom.