The Game of Thrones OFFICIAL thread

[crucades]

Hound would smoke the Mountain

Hell he saves Ser LGBT then fights off mountain tit for tat, even styles on him with that last sec evasion. Plus he the only dude in the show with a Scots accent so its probably like a 10 - 0 match up. Zombie Mountain would get aced just as easily common guys please

[King9999]

I was disappointed at the end. I wanted to see how Arya killed that T1000 girl.

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of that.

[drunkards_walk]

Well the Viper showed the easiest way to beat the Mountain. Just don’t gloat.

You learn this during your years in the fighting pits? Always gloat during a fight

[chadouken]

Who would beat living Mountain? Wun Wun, Bran, Ygritte (archer mode), prime Jaime (he was the real deal), Hound would stand a chance, Bron would have an outside chance, Brienne would be a long shot (bad match up), the Red Woman, Jaqen, the Children, the White Walkers, 3 Eyed Raven, Dany (airforce), Dayne, Selmey. Probably missing a few.

Khal Drogo

[voodazz]

Hound would smoke the Mountain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaIwtO6VWCU

Hell he saves Ser LGBT then fights off mountain tit for tat, even styles on him with that last sec evasion. Plus he the only dude in the show with a Scots accent so its probably like a 10 - 0 match up. Zombie Mountain would get aced just as easily common guys please

“Ser LGBT”. I fucking died!

[crucades]

Lol Wun Wun getting cut to pieces in the next expisode, even if he uses dem negro genes hes gonna find out like his people the glorious tale of charging 10 rows deep of white folk with spears n armour. GGPO plotline armour.

Wun Wun was always a bitch tho so am happy to see him face the butcher in this upcoming ep.

[Darc_Requiem]

[GHOSTMACHINES]

A nod to Cleganebowl before the end of the season

[Exodus_1]

EAT
DRINK
FUCK THE KING

That’s amazing

[Raz0r]

Why would The Hound work for the High Sparrow? The Seven and the Lord of Light are two different religions.

[Exodus_1]

Why would The Hound work for the High Sparrow? The Seven and the Lord of Light are two different religions.

High Sparrow is the High Septon AKA the leader of the Church of the Seven.

Are you saying Sandor follows the Lord of Light?

[J-ride]

You kidding? The Mountain’s already dead, he could swat them away in groups of like 8 if he wanted and probably slice 5 of them in half at the same time.

That fight is why I always found it ridiculous in comics for heroes to fight villians who were 100X stronger than them and use technique to win. How the fuck are you even going to do anything but annoy a character that strong/durable? It’s all fun an games until someone gets an arm ripped off!

[Exodus_1]

You kidding? The Mountain’s already dead, he could swat them away in groups of like 8 if he wanted and probably slice 5 of them in half at the same time.

That fight is why I always found it ridiculous in comics for heroes to fight villians who were 100X stronger than them and use technique to win. How the fuck are you even going to do anything but annoy a character that strong/durable? It’s all fun an games until someone gets an arm ripped off!

They would have to get him off his feet à la Oberyn. That’s the key to killing the Mountain.

1. Get rid of those stupid poke-y not axes they’ve been carrying around.
2. Equip some guys with shepherd’s crooks and others with heavy weapons that can mush some shit up real good.
3. Yank on his ankles, knees, headto get him on the ground.
4. Hammer away at his vulnerable parts - feet, hands, elbows, knees - mush em up real good so that they structurally can’t do anything (because I’m assuming pain doesn’t factor into ZombieGregor).
5. ???
6. Profit

[T20thoughts]

1. Throw fire at him! All zombies are vulnerable to fire!
2. Hooray, he’s on fire! Wait he’s still moving
3. he’s moving towards us oh god help oh god
4. he’s killing us while he’s on fire and still burning oh god oh god
5. the building’s on fire and we are on fire and he’s still killing us oh god oh god

[Azure]

Why would The Hound work for the High Sparrow? The Seven and the Lord of Light are two different religions.

High Sparrow is the High Septon AKA the leader of the Church of the Seven.

Are you saying Sandor follows the Lord of Light?

He’s saying Sandor is currently hanging out with the Bw/oB, who are dedicated to The Lord of Light.

[MCP]

Fuck the red god, the old god, the new gods, the drowned god, even the god of tits and wine (literally fuck that one)

The Hound will have to eat Every Fucking Chicken in the seven kingdoms and seven hells

[MCP]

A Dragon, a Kraken, and a Hound walk into a throne room.

The Dragon wants to burn it all down, the Kraken wants to flood it all, but the Hound kills and eats both of them, calmly stating, “I like chicken better”

[Weeaboo]

[GHOSTMACHINES]

“I don’t need to see a disembowelment every week”

Fucking pussy.

[rcaido]

The bald dude who stuck his finger up that dudes assholes if you watch the scene he also smells his finger right afterwards. That guy is just nasty and sucks at dying.