The Game of Thrones OFFICIAL thread

Forreal though, I don’t need to see some dude’s dick every week…

They’ve shown a dick maybe 4 or 5 times in the entire series.

It seems like it is happening fairly often in this season

The other times they showed dick it made sense to show it. Seeing the hounds dick was just random as fuck. I wonder if the actor gets paid extra show cock.

Ove yet to seen a dick, why you looking jo that direction.

Every time you see one, does it get harder to resist reinstalling grindr?

I neither mind nor care if I see male nudity. Small price to pay in exchange for living in a world where I get to see female nudity.

Did you magically know to look away when they smash cut to the warty actor’s manhood?

maybe it is magic. After the hound had that discussion with the last bandit about where the yellow cloak is, I minimized the screen because I had to check up on the 3d printer status. The other scene with wart dude I had the screen minimized because I had to do other shit as well.

Hmm maybe I just need to watch more episodes. But is it just me or is The Moutain ( pre frakenstein ) a bit of a jobber? I mean his only notable feats and battles where.

Slaughtering and Raping Rhaegar’s family
Decapitating a horse then Attacking a young knight because he beat him in a joust.
Thumping on some peasants
Barely “winning” Against the Red Viper, and almost dying after the battle.

Where as the Hound

Won battles in which he was against multiple armed men
Fought Mountain on equal footing and as someone said earlier styled on him with that last second evasion into a kneel.
Killed the leader of the Brotherhood without Banners
And before anyone brings up his lost to Brennie, The hound was hungry, tired and suffering from an illness, and still it took her everything she had and then some to win.

Am I off base? Do the books give details that the show doesn’t.

I wouldn’t say Jobber, because it’s not like he loses many fights. The joust was due to some slick shit, the Hound met him blow-for-blow after that, the Viper fight he lost straight up (some underhanded shit killed him and he could have won the fight straight out since Oberyn got reckless).

In the book he spends most of his time fucking shit up in the riverlands with his band of fuckers.

The Mountain isn’t a jobber, Oberyn was just an extreme case of a high tier opponent that was also a match-up problem. And that fight might have gone completely differently if they had been in close quarters like a battlefield engagement or indoors.

On another note- speaking of Brienne, does it bother anyone that her best wins have mostly been with plot help? On one hand it is unfair to expect her to win against healthy Jaime or Hound, on the other it sells her short that she’s only ever shown having clean wins over mooks (and Loras unshown off-screen).

you guys think jaime was talking about the mountain when he said only 3 folks could beat him in a fair duel?

Show needs more Selmy and Daine flashback, show also needs Stallone training montaged Sam the Slayer. Dude has the best weapon in the game, time for him to hit up the cardio.

I wanna the show to conclude with an epic Sam vs Pod finale for winner takes all.

Happy Fathers Day to the awesome dads of Westeros!

My vote for Father of year goes to Craster

I wanna see Missandei get dicked down before it’s all said and done

Too fucking dope

Damn Jon went hard as shit on him

Yes, that motherfucker is dead and he went out in agony.

Great episode, amazing filmwork. I was claustrophobic during the trampling scene. Amazing