Who’s The Tough Guy Now Vinnie!!??
Ha! Your mistletoe is no match for my T.O.W. Missile!
My Manwich!
Roberto: Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbin’
stab stab stab
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Santa: “Time to get jolly on your naughty asses!”
Thug: Hey, when you see the Robot Devil, tell 'em I’m a coming!
Bender: Hey that guy–
R. Devil: I HEARD HIM!
Fry: "Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you. And that’s how you play the game."
Boy: “You stink loser!”
haha
fry: “i’ll show yee…”
Hermes: Jerk chicken, jerk pork: is there any meat this man can’t jerk?
I am the man with no name. Zapp Brannigan at your service
I don’t mean to sound cocky, but if there’s an alien I cannot kill, I haven’t met him and killed him yet.
“who needs courage when you have… ***a gun!***” ~ prof. farnsworth
^ that one never, ever, ever, ever, ever gets old. I always rofl for some good 5 mins everytime that comes up during the “What if machine” episode. It’s classic.
Yeah, new episodes in 2008.
WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!!!
-Slurms McKenzie
Fry: Aww…Bender…you didn’t sleep with The Crushonater, did you?
Bender: Of COURSE not! A woman that fine, you gotta romance first.
GrungaLungas: Grunnka Lunka Dunkitty Darmed Guards…
Bender: shaking fist SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Professor Farnsworth: Choke on that, Causality!!!
Proctor: checking Fry’s locker at work What’s this? Why is there yogurt in this baseball cap?
Fry: Oh! Well, I can explain that. You see, it used to be milk…and, well, time makes fools of us all…
Bender: There was nothing wrong with that meal! It contained 20% less salt than a lethal dose.
Zoidberg: Uh oh, I shouldn’t have had seconds…
Parasite: We’ll be back! One day you’ll eat a fast food hamburger and be crawling with parasites again! You ever wondered what makes your “Special Sauce” so special? points to self YO.
Bender: Single Female Laaaawwyerrr…having lost of seeexxxx…
Professor Farnsworth: And YOU, Dean Strauss! I know all about your “Department of Pool-boy Studies!!!”
Farnsworth: getting naked Aaaaahhh…BRISK.
Bender : “Robot 1X please save my friends…and Zoidberg”
Zapp: “This thing drives like a steakhouse…but it handles like a bistro”
Zapp: “Kif wave the flag a little for God’s sake”
I could go on and on
i like the Hypnotoad.
All hail the HipnoToad
Actually, its both. They are making 4 movies which will be broken up into episodes to make up the “season”, and the movies will be available on dvd.
ROBOT DEVIL anyone?
Also, that Robot whos head explodes when he gets too excited… ha ha ha
“Please look into your hard drive and open the mercy file.”
“File not found.”
Man: "Get your piping hot horse burgers horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse’s mouth."
Leela: "Hmm."
Hermes: "It all sounds good."
Man: "All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse “juiced-in” goodness."
Leela: "I’ll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters."
Man: "And you, Sir? How can I horse you?"
Hermes: "I’ll have a horse Coke."
Man: "Horse Pepsi okay?"
Hermes: “Nay.”
Zapp: The alien mother ship is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards checkmate.
Kif: “Enghhhhh.”
Farnsworth: "Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?"
Glurmo: "Why those are the Grunka Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory."
Farnsworth: “Tell them I hate them!”
^ My favorite bit in the entire show ^
“Roooooooobot Hoooooooouuuusee!!!”
Fry: This is wrong. We shouldn’t have abandoned them there.
Bender: I dunno, I’m feeling pretty good about it.
Leela: I didn’t wanna leave them either, Fry, but what are we supposed to do?
Fry: Well, usually on the show someone would come up with a complicated plan then explain it with a simple analogy.
Leela: Hmm. If we can re-route engine power through the primary weapons and reconfigure them to Melllvar’s frequency, that should overload his electro-quantum structure.
Bender: Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Fry: Of course! It’s so simple!
*** later on that episode ***
Leela: It’s not working! He’s drawing strength from our weapons!
Fry: Like a balloon and … something bad happens!