The Futurama Thread V.1

Prof: what in sega genesis is going on here

Bender:I’m back baby

Destructor:I WILL DESTROOOY YOU… and stop calling me.

Chief Justice: Also, in a rare Double-Whammy decision, the court finds polygamy constitutional.
Old Man Waterfall: I can’t wait to tell My husband

Zoidberg: Ambassador Moivin, you killed my lawyer.
Ambassador Moivin: You’re welcome.
Zoidberg: He defended my freedom when no one else would. He was a good and honourable man.
Old Man Waterfall: I request a Satanic funeral.

Robot Devil: Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

Robot Devil was one of the best characters in the show

father: hold on son!
son: i can’t my arms are tired from hugging

Bender Bending Rodrguez was god on that show. I mean, c’mon, fucking SuperKing was win.

Fry is hilarious aswell. I can watch the re-runs of this show everyday, and never get tired of them.

Gravy :wgrin:

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Awesome. Awesome to the max.

I use that phrase/saying in that tone of voice as a part of my everyday vocubulary.

oh yeah… I forgot bout Flexo… his quotes are legendary

“Haha nah just kidding you’re all right”

Bender: Wait are you saying people will pay money for romance… Hmm, I think I have a plan so deviously clever that I…

cut to court room

Judge: bangs gavel 500 dollars and time served.

Bender: (with a gold “tooth”) Stupid anti pimping laws.
(to Leela) Well, pay the man!

bender pimp walks out

Hookerbot: Bender, honey, we love you.

Bender: Shut up baby I know it!


Clamps: THE CLAMPS!!! clamp clamp

Fry: “Just remember that Scooty Puff Jr. Suckkkkkkkks…”

Nixon head: “And don’t forget to pay your taxes, or you’ll be spending a week with the pain monster”

Scary Pain monster: “See you next week folks!”

Superking is not amused!

An elephant that never forgets…to kill!

Robot floosy: "Oo, I’m attracted to a man with responsibility."
Bender: "That’s me baby. Let me just ditch the kids in an alley and we can go have some fun.

And man, RPDrookie says awesome to the max all the time. I thought he made it up, but he prolly got it from Futurama! Never thought about that.

Fry: That’s the saltiest thing I’ve ever eaten. And I once ate a heaping bowl of salt!

Hermes:He’ll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules combined!!
Zoidberg:You mean Gumbercules? I LOVE THAT GUY

each episode has about 26 golden moments its too much to remember them all

I’d post something, but I’m already in my pajamas…

Bender: What is it with you kids? Every other day it’s “food, food, food.” Alright, I’ll get you some crummy food.

Albert: Can we have Bender burgers again?

Bender: No, the cat shelter’s on to me.

Wasn’t there talk of bringing this series back?

oh and

“These are just like the jungles on Earth!”
“Jungles? On Earth? hahahahaha…”

“Ozone?!? that’s never been there before!!!”

If I’m not mistaken its a whole new season not just movies.

Also best quote:

Bender: “Behold… THE INTERNET!”

and http://sleazetothetop.ytmnd.com/

Are they bringing this shit back?

The episodes are so run into the ground from double reruns every night on Adult Swim.

Great show they need to pull a Family Guy with this one back on and get that American Dad shit off the air. Or retire the goddamn Simpsons already.

“I call it 'Caribian Drano.”

“I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the only way a woman can.”
“You’re going to do his laundry?”

Ah, such a great show. Why it was cancelled, and yet The Simpsons, a show that has been utter horse crap for years, continues to mystify me.

Brannigan: “I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.”

Santa Claus was top-tier too. Bitch gave presents in the form of air-to-surface missiles.

I think they’re editing the movies into episodes and creating another season after that.

“I’m So Tired Of Partying… So Very Tired…”

Psuedo-Post-Apocalyptic Future Kid: “Deathboarding is like skateboarding, except half the time somebody dies!”

Fry: “Oh so it’s safer than skateboarding then?!”