that always cracks me up
" We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.
…
No good! It’s full of steam!"
Fry: Wow Bender…are you and the ship an item? I mean I know you’re both “items.” But how can you date a ship anyway? It’d be like me dating a really fat lady, and living inside her. And she’d be all like spaceships noises
Bender: Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency I need a girl with a big 400 ton booty.
“Did someone say something about a free hot meal?”
~zoidberg
cheese it!!
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Bender: Have you ever tried turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?
Farnsworth: They were stealing, one of the worst and coolest of crimes!
When the ship is in the depth of the ocean.
“How much pressure can this ship take?”
“Since it is a space ship, between 0 to 1 atm.”
*ship starts being compressed
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker.
Zookeeper for the win.
He uses an arsenal of animals to do his evil bidding.
he’s got a badger with a toubled past, an elephant that never forgets… to kill.
And an evil crab named Citizen snips.
The back and forth between kiff and zapp is just golden… pure comedy.
other than that:
“cloberrella beats you up
Cloberrella beats you up
who does she beat up?
YOU!”
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“Yankees 5th blurnsman is out with an injured knee.”
“So… humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed. Mwahahahahahaha”
“ah ha ha ha”
"Poor robots who dont have enough money to afford even the basic alcohol to fuel there circuits… Is there anything sadder?
Only drowning puppies.
… and there would have to be alot of them.
Edit: 2 more
"You’ve Killed me, Ohhh youve killed me… "
“what have i done?”
“I just told you… you’ve killed me”
100th cup of coffe… makes me wanna try it
Top four characters:
Fry
Zapp
Leela
Bender
Top quotes:
Leela: They’re laying down mad beats with 80% accuracy!
Bender: I believe that qualifies as “ill”. At least from a technical standpoint.
Zapp: That’s right, tighter … a little tighter, perhaps a light spanking is in order? Ommph! Too hard!
Fry: Don’t you worry about Planet Express, let me worry about blank.
80s Guy: What are we anyway?
?: A delivery company.
80s Guy: Oh god… FANTASTIC!
Leela: Depth at fourty five hundred feet. Fourty eight hundred. Fifty hundred. Five thousand feet.
Professor Farnsworth: Dear Lord, that’s over 150 atmospheres of pressure.
Fry: How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Professor Farnsworth: Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
Leela: Fry, you’re covered with bed sores!
Fry: Not covered.
Zapp: Would you at least like some sham-pag-un?
Leela: It’s pronounced sham-pain.
Zapp: Oh god!
Fry (after falling into a sewer): Oh and the after taste!
80s Guy: Awesome. Awesome to the max.
Gasp! A buffet! If only I had my wallet…
Uhm…it’s free.
top 5 characters
kif
roberto
robot devil
hedonism bot
& bender
fav episode everyone???
mine is Mars University
roooobooot houuuusse
some guy up there said that already though ^^^^^
Fry: Have you ever thought about going back to the jungle?
Gunter: The jungle…? Oh, but I couldn’t do that to the professor, he’s like a father to me.
Leela: But he ISN’T your father. That guy in the punch bowl was your father.
Fry: spits out punch
Reporter: We’re here with Turanga Leela, the woman who first discovered Popplers.
Fry: TURANGA??
Amy: That’s her name, Phillip.
Bender: PHILLIP??
President: Are you here to make some sort of human-alien hybrid?
Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
President: My god, I take exception to that.
Zoidberg: I’m not hearing a no…
Edit: One thing I never understood about Leela’s name. That quote that TS posted makes you assume that Turanga is her given name, but in Less Than Hero, when Leela sends her parents surface passes, it says on the envolope “Turanga Morris.” So is Leela her given name, or is it Turanga?
Neutral President: all i know is my gut says maybe
…
Sir we’re in great danger!
Neutral President: Tell my my wife i said hello
That was me.
Favorite ep.
Braningan Begin Again
Leela is the given name. There’s nothing in the quote that explicitly suggests otherwise.
niiice :tup: :tup: :tup:
Robot: Nice to meet you.
Fry: Actually we met once before.
Robot: WHAT?! boom