So the solution to not being friendzoned so we can’t have sex is -
Lets all not have sex.
Good idea right?
RIGHT?
This has nothing to do with a woman, this is about one dude wanting to put his dick in his non-gay friends ass.
True story.
Unrequited homo love.
There’s nothing wrong with being a friend zoner. :rolleyes:
Spoiler
I BE LAUGHING AT YO STUPID ASS
LAUGHING AT YO STUPID ASS
HA…HA…HA… HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“If I’m such a good guy, why aren’t you sucking my dick?”
The “Val Kilmer” zone? Or the DANGER ZONE?
So, if you want to fuck some slut but she doesn’t want to give up that twat, you’re in the friend zone? I’ve been friends with lots of sluts over he years and wanted to fuck all of them at some point.
Edit - does it count if the broad doesn’t know you want to fuck her?
I’m making the same face as OP’s avatar.
Why was this thread even made?
I dunno, he started off “Not sure if this is real” Then some people say it is, then some say it isn’t, then he is a fucking expert going “Deal with it” While a serious cereal discussion is going on.
Honey Nut Cheerios and Cocoa Puffs are pretty good sans Milk.
Does any girl know that you wouldn’t bang them given the chance? If anything girls will think you are wussy if you don’t make your intentions known up front
Friend zone is def the real deal, but is usually happens to the more passive male. (aka gentleman)
more aggressive guys usually
A) dont care and keep it moving and end up smashing later on down the road anyway
B) Get straight to the point at least hook up with the girl for a little while before the chicks comes to their senses.
If your getting friendzoned alot your prob taking the wrong approach.
Dont let people fool you though everyone can get friendzone doesn’t matter how hot you are.
Man i just came back into this thread for the cereal.
Sent from my Care Package via Air Drop
Not sure why passive relates to gentlemanly here. You can be agressive without being a dick. Same way you can be nice without being a doormat.
I agree, but I think it takes time for most guys to get to those stages. Especially in this day and age where everything is a extreme.
In general though most of the guys who are gentlemen like tend to have that friend zone problem.
All in all I blame the media more than anything.
Yeah, somehow the idea of being a gentleman these days is the same as being a white knight. Not sure where that happened
yeah, i don’t believe in the friendzone either. if anything, dudes just play themselves out of position.
By demonstrating that you would be an attentive and caring mate, you show the women that you are not the guy they want to breed with…you’re the guy they want to settle down with after they gain 60lbs, massive debt, and 3 kids 5 or so years down the road.
I don’t believe in it. I’ve talked about it a little in the relationship thread.
Apparently I was “keeping” myself in this “friend zone” by not expressing interest the way she is accustomed to. My way was the long and slow way. I thought she’d see eye to eye with me on this for reasons that include but aren’t limited to her disappointments with previous cats. My way was the “years” way. My thirst was not to get something from her physically but to build something with someone, particularly her, emotionally and spiritually.
Last night I made my exit from this so called “friend zone” by starting with a statement of how having a top tier friendship with her has and will continue to have top priority regarding our relationship, and finishing with a statement as CLEAR as the blue sky that I wanted her to be my lady.
And so it will be.
Guys. There ain’t too many of you that are as shy as I am. Believe me. People would think I’ve had many gorgeous women/girlfriends in the past based on how I am and look (well, sometimes 
). It’s not true. I don’t even know game. I took more time out than just about anyone but MAYBE my mother would believe to grow into the man I am now so that I wouldn’t do the wrong things I did with my first girlfriend at age 13. My advice. IF you really have feelings for someone, there is nothing about that to be ashamed of. There is NOTHING (absolutely NOTHING wrong about that! There is NOTHING from that you would need to be embarrassed about if you are rejected. If you are a kind-hearted soul who is true and well-meaning, DO NOT FEAR. YOU MUST NOT CONCERN YOURSELF WITH SHAME or EMBARRASSMENT!
yall keep saying there is no friendzone but then explain it and talk about it.
Even if the dude unknowingly or accidently puts his self into the friendzone, there still in the friendzone
There is interested and there is not interested.
The PROBLEM is that you guys keep associating NOT INTERESTED with some crazy idea as FRIEND ZONE. If you want to go on and say FRIEND ZONE means dealing with someone who is not interested, then fine. But ****… in that case, Friend Zone has existed for only a god knows how long. But guess what, folks! NO ONE WAS CALLING IT THAT! It is a silly term that came out of the internet age along with many others.