The Football (Soccer) Thread - Season 2017/2018

The quality of play really does amp it up in the later rounds of the World Cup. Make no mistake, these are the best PLAYERS in the world, just not the best teams. After a few games of playing together the teams start to gel and play to the level they should.

^_-;

Except he fell over by himself. As in, no one was near him, he was running uncontested and it looked like he cramped up.

HEā€™S ITALIAN HE MUST BE FAKING I HEARD SOMEONE SAY IT BEFORE

Specially seeing the quite large injury list on star players ā€¦ Wonder if Drogba will really play that first game. If not they will have problems to score anything except for maybe Aruna Dindane.

This makes me think of how awful the Portugal game will be. Needs more red cards.

Yes, Paraguay! Bring me my upset!

I couldnā€™t hear you over Paraguayā€™s goal. 1-0. BOOYAH.

Dr. Bā€™s ideal corner kick involves Mercury. The planet.

Uhā€¦

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Wow,
Paraguay really beating Italy right nowā€¦Italy loses, that would be an epic upset!

Nowhere in my post did I insinuate what team you want to win.

Iā€™d post a link to a reading comprehension book on Amazon, but since Iā€™m feeling particularly smug today, Iā€™m just going to call you an idiot. Youā€™re an idiot. Gā€™day.


Back to the game:

Italy just replaced their keeper. :wow:

Insert hilarious Dr. B quote here.

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1-1. Boo. If Italy gets another goal, itā€™s all over; that ridonkulous Italian defense will come into play, and Paraguay ainā€™t breakinā€™ it. Paraguay has to score first.

I wonder where, I wonder why, Dr. Bā€™s Mad Sexiness?, makes my penis stand so high.

Wow can goalies stop being retards in this cup?

Julio Cesar better not fuck up like that or Iā€™m gonna be pissed.:bluu:

The important thing is that the Italians didnā€™t win. A loss would have been much nicer, but hey what can you doā€¦

Theyā€™ll still make it out of groups though (most likely) :sad:

The only thing that would be nicerā€¦is my foot up your ass. Asshole. :arazz:

Japan has Captain Tsubasa assist. THEY CANNOT LOSE!

My Blue Impact (Italy) had control of the ball, but could not generate offensive actions. I wonder if Buffon was subed due to injury? He didnā€™t look hurt during the first halfā€¦ :confused:

LOL dumbass goalkeeper syndrome. Are they still blaming this shit on the ball? :rolleyes:

I wanna see Brazil fail miserably. :bgrin: But they will most likely blast N. Korea by 5-0 or some shit like that. GET DEM NUKES, KIM JONGILL! :mad:

This makes up for Paraguayā€™s tie.

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Go USA! I love volleyball!

Iā€™m sure this point has been beat to death, but the vuvuzela horns are completely ruining the world cup for me; I almost donā€™t even care who wins anymore.

Blah! I love the horns. It makes up for the early stage matches where there would be silent crowds. I think the people that say they watch the game on mute are full of it as well. I rather hear the horns then watch a game in silence.

I hate the italians with a passion, but that Pepe guy is very good.

They disagree with you.

So how many fans of North Korea you guys think will show up for their match? How many you think were even allowed to leave the country? And is someone going to get nuked after the tournament?