The Football (Soccer) Thread - Season 2017/2018

North Korea is going to nuke Brazil, Portugal, Ivory Coast, and then the vuvuzela horns

I can understand the South Africans having no sense of etiquette and playing the horns nonstop, but why on Earth do the TV crews not lower the ambient audio? Itā€™s retarded.

Italy doing what they always do, lol. Which group would they cross with in 1/8 final? It must suck to win your group and meet Italy just after.

Wow how retarded are you :tup:

I agree with your last point

cote playing a very physical game. portugal offense looks out of sync. cote getting the better offensive sets in.

How does Ronaldo still keep getting away with this shit?
Everyone in the world knows heā€™s a dirty, diving cheat yet the refs still never book him for it. In fact they all seem to fall for it.

Yeah, C Ronaldo is a little bitch really. Always crying, divingā€¦etc etc.

Ronaldo is a bitch.

Ivory giving him shit, ref made up for it by booking him. Great shot, part of me wanted that to go in because of how spectacular it would have been, I cracked up when they showed Drogba saying a pray of thanks after it hit the post :rofl:

goddamn deco has some ugly eyebrows haha

both teams looking better in the beginning of the 2nd half

If it makes you feel better, Iā€™d have bashed whatever country this shit happened in. And, had it been France, Iā€™d have added some comment about horns, the Eiffel Tower and penis sizes.

lol first Ronaldo the dove then that ivory coast guy ā€¦ XD But its a lot more watchable then most of the games so far.

Coming from a Portuguese family, I can say Ronaldo is a huge hit with them. Too bad: heā€™s a punk. Captain? Fuck that douche. I was hoping that Ivory Coast dude would have mollywhopped him.

Dr. B took a dive once. The result? The Pacific Ocean.

Portugal is actually quite lucky now. Another lol game ha and Brazil will play today so who knows, if this more defensive oriented team of theirs and Dunga as coach bring something this might be exciting like the new german line up.

ā€¦well that was a let down

Ronaldo didnā€™t dive enough imo.

I think the media needs someone to hype for the world cup this yearā€¦Ronaldinho is afk so they need someone to be like a ā€˜faceā€™. Last world cup they kept showing Rondaldinho ads.

So, whoā€™s going to cheer for North Korea today?

I will! They will harness the power of fusion and that energy drink in this WC/

But only in the sense that they will play hard and still lose 5-0. I want Brazil to win more so North Korea victories will have to come against CIV and Portugal.

kim jong ill obviously, with a red button next to his hand

Did anyone see N.Koreasā€™s training session? It looked like they were preping for an MMA fight.

this world cup lacks hot girls