I now regret lurking this thread.
time to join the winning side bruv
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Well, time to hide some scarves and confetti up my ass to give the cops a show when I fart on them.
I wanna get arrested in the States, and be the guy who is eager for the cavity search. Just run up to an officer, and smash his piggy-mobile window, then demand your free government sponsored anal adventure
What stands out to me is the Anna Chapman part, very interesting bruv.
She gives a whole new meaning to “fucking your way to the top”. She’s like Bruce Lee in his version of Game of Death, except instead of beating thugs floor-by-floor in a pagoda, she’s beating dicks.
Half of SRK would love to see that movie
Arizona, what fucking world do you live on? I love how this actually has gotten far enough to be signed as a bill, after passing both houses of legislature
Imma troll the fuck out of Arizona, and laugh as their shitty laws do not apply to me.
I will be mean.
I will annoy.
I shall offend.
I’ll even do it in French half the time, so they will be powerless to comprehend me, beyond the English lead ins.
You’d better hurry up. According to MIT, you got about 18 years to do it.
I love my state bruvs:
How do you tell if someone is trolling?
posting here cuz i can’t watch all of it right now and i wanna save the link.
“Grand Jury will hear the case,” is about as good as it can get in our society.
uuuuuuh… College costs have doubled since I’ve looked at them when I was graduating from high school.
Don’t expect them to get any lower:
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Select a random post on SRK and let probability do the rest?
Fox News, sigh. I wonder what their fanbase is actually like. It can’t be all closet racists and neo-con assholes to be #1. I think George Carlin said something like have you ever noticed how dumb the average person is? Now realize that half the people on earth are even dumber than that.