The Bama Thread - "Everyday is Halloween"!

Zero, this may sound random as fuck, but is there anything going down tomorrow? Seems I’m working another weekend.

One of the other Birmingham smashers might visit. IIRC

He’s always free though so he’d enjoy your Melty Bread

I’m going to own this nerd, and all yall got to see me do this, and make sure I get his sister and his girl friend. I got a feeling they’re both plus size, so I’m sure they can make me a hella good sandwich, because they probably eat more than me.

I just want you to know that I could have gone to college, but I think I’m smarter than that. I would have majored in horticulture, because i’m really strong. I lift sacks of soil everyday, but also I have the finesse to plant wolffia. Obviously my genetics were made to be the best at everything, and I have a predetermined destiny, to own people with less practice than them. I learn too fast for you, that by the time you try to start teaching me, I would already have you learning.

After the matches, you can play me again to try to win your sister and girl friend back, but if you lose, you have to wash my car. I want to look good, when I’m driving that trash around.

LOL you guys in AU are going to have a shitload of fun with this guy.

Obviously. I know his type of character, talks big and loses big. He’s not a top player because no top player talks this big. They’re too smart for that. Dont worry, I dont need to go through the effort of getting my sister or my girlfriend to beat this guy to prove a point. They’re too busy for this joker. When I come down here, I will show him why he should think before he talks.

I going to plant you in my garden…

Anyone in this thread go to UNA? I’ll be going there in the fall and I wanted to see if there are any people there that game. I’ll actually be in Florence next week for Freshman orientation and I might (heavy emphasis on “might”) be down Wednesday to visit some family and friends. Get at me if you wanna game. I’ve got a car, so I can come to you.

Hopefully, I’ll have my own apartment down there in a few months and I can start having people over regularly.

EDIT:

I’ve actually been wanting to pick up BlazBlue for a while. I used to play it a little bit here and there back when it first launched but I stopped playing randomly. I’ll send you a friend request on Xbox Live and maybe you can help show me the ropes, if that’s cool.

do you play guilty gear and if so who do you use

lmao, if by ropes, you mean extra large two-pronged bat-dildos then, yeah, he can show you his amazing skills.

Because they are amazing.
Incredible.

btw, Ben, I got nothing to do all week.

I’m always down for some Blazblue, send me an invite whenever. I’d enjoy helping people learn and I gotta knock the rust off before CS comes out anyways.

I’m down for blazblue too. :}

Me and Phoeynx are invading today. Expect us around 12:30-1ish good sir.

Nevermind, I can’t hang out today.

My bro and I screwed up our sleep schedule and then we decided to stay up 24 hours to fix it. We are still tired.
So very tired.

xD I’m garbadge at this game, I’d be teaching you how to be worse. Now skeletal minion on the other hand is supposed to be stupid good. Best Hakumen in the south. From Jasons viewpoint anyway.

Yo Raph. If u would PM me directions to ur apartment. Right now i got myself, Mike, Deric, and Dallas hopefully coming on Friday. Definitely wanna get back on guilty gear again.

@Sharktongue i get on PSN at least once or twice a week if u want to get up and get some games in. Im usually on playin my homeboy RJ most of the time.

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mvc3 footage.

It’s true. Wes is very good.

Also, ggs today, guys. Having y’all around had me refreshed enough to stay awake and fix my sleeping schedule.
And now I rest.

Ahem.

Not anymore.

Anotak: I don’t think that we can use the word “hole” in that type of reference as a thread title…some might deem it offensive. Although, after going back a few pages, the origin was quite humorous.

hey you should ip compare him to aceshigh and -=aceshigh=- (there’s like two of them)

edit: also how do those dudes have anus in their thread title if we can’t have the much less offensive “hole” (and they’ve had that for like 8 months)