Actually, it’s a ref from the best (unintentional) comedy site ever. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw “mako-chan.” I don’t think I can link it because it’s got dirty stuff on it, but it’s…well, it’s:
a) a site that sells (well, sold) hentai doujinshi with
b) detailed, engrish descriptions. Here, I’ll give you a few of my favorite examples:
The one i referenced above is called CPA, and it’s a Sailor Moon book.
wow
Spoiler
This hentai doujinshis is made by members who are studying to become CPA, but manga story itself de does not related to any accounting works. Mako-chan comes to Mako-chan, but it should not happen. Mako-chan is killed by her enemy a few days ago. A monster turns into Mako-chan and tries tricking her. Usagi-chan is captured and tied by the monster. The monster’s arms and legs suddenly turn into snake like shapes and attack Usagi-chan. The snake like things go into inside of Usagi-chan. Usagi-chan start sucking it. The monster ties Mako-chan’s legs and open these. The snake shaped arm come to her underwear and tries same thing as it did to Usagi-chan.
I would love to see how accounting could be interpreted into hentai.
Rei-chan ties up Ami-chan(mercury) and injects sex medicine. Rei-chan gives her three choices candle play, enema play, or putting her bat size big genetal ionto her. She does not want to chose non of them, so Rei-chan decides to use eveything to punish Ami-chan. Ami-chan(mercury) is looking for a book in a library. She notice some strange voices from other side of the room. What she finds is somebodies are doing hentai thing in a library. She feels dizzy a little bit and puts her fingers into her underwear. Usagi-chan (sailor moon) finds Ami-chan touching herself alone, so she puts a tape on Ami-chan’s mouth and helps to achieve her sexual desire.
Arima knows how to make an entrance:
Arima-kun gives a big hug to Miyazawa-san. He sees that she cannot stand up Alone because he puts a big dildo into her. She tells that she does not want to make love in school, but she is taken to a bed in medical room. He puts her on the bed and pulls down her underwear. He sees that she gets wet a lot. He starts pulling out the dildo and pushes it back deeply into her. She blushes and asks him to quit it. He knows that she likes it. He turn on the switch of dildo. It starts vibrating in her. He put it in her very deeply.
How about some Street Fighter?
This is a newly introduced hentai Street Fughter doujinshi! Chung Li ( game character on the cover page) is licking a male genital and takes all extreme amount of protein riched liquid in her mouth. She takes a position of dog like pose and asks putting a big one in it. Well detailed and hard hentai action doujinshi!
I like this one since they spell “Chun Li” wrong three different ways:
Chung Li and Cammy fly to Norway to chace remnants of their enemy. Some locals with attitudes come to them, but they are treated roughly by Chung Li and Cammy. Their enemy already knew Chungu Li and Cammy come to Norway and begins counterattack to them. Shunrei and Camy escape from the attack, but Cammy is badly wounded. The strength of their enemy is increasing. Shunrei realizes that she needs some help to defeat them. She contacts the locals to have cooperation in an exchange of herself. They are stunned when they know Chung Li is the regendary fighter. Many locals are pleased to have relationship with her. Whole group treat her very roughly, but she has to admit anything to satisfy their sexual desire in order to obtain the cooperation. Even though she does her best, she cannot have any help from them. She has to stand alone and face against the strong enemy.
This is hentai doujinshi of Sakura. She is captured and abused by her enemies. There is a monster insect which put penis like shape pipe into her. She is pured special liquid into butts. She needs to go to restroom, but she is never allowed to go. She has to do it just in front of her enemies. Two guys abuse her.She is getting like what her enemies doing to her. Mens’ liquid is all over her face and body.
And a few are direct and to the point:
This is really deep hentai street figter doujinshi of Chun Li and Cammy. Both of them are captured and abused. It looks very painful. It is a beautiful doujinshi. First few pages are all colored. Very high degree of hentai.
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And finally:
The main character of this doujinshi is Chun Li. She is raped so many times.
The Love Hina descriptions are SO LONG. It’s crazy.
