The Amber Cole Hype

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She will have to change her name…smh

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She will have to have a body transplant.

It’s like people are going out of their way to see who can make the worst song ever.

You mean a face transplant…her body will change once she has a child.

Oh, there’s a crank dat Amber Cole?? :rofl:…Yeah, it’s official. She has to get a change of address and Identity. Dont go anywhere near the hood. Maybe she’ll get by on “all black people look alike” if she moves to a rich white neighborhood…Then again…She might get asked by her new white friends how to do the dance…not even knowing it’s made after her…she’s fucked.:rofl:

To be fair, prostitution is also a likely outcome.

Shoutouts to parenting.

Why is everyone so surprised that Amber Cole is gonna end up as a whore or a porn star? Here’s the likely path she will head down:

Amber Cole has a giant scarlet letter. Today is the age of the internet. She cannot escape. Everybody knows. You know how kids are in school. Everyone is going to be looking at her funny, the girls will be calling her a whore, the guys will treat her like one, and the adults will shake their heads at her. Nobody will respect her, causing her self esteem to further plummet. As a result, she will turn to alcohol and drugs. This won’t just be recreational alcohol and drug use either. It will be abuse, fueled by the desire to escape reality and a hatred of her own life. Pretty soon this alcohol and drug use will cause her to become an even bigger whore, causing a vicious negative feedback loop. Sooner or later she will get knocked up.

At this point, if she hasn’t dropped out of school already, she will now. For whatever reason, she decides not to get an abortion or choose adoption. She chooses to raise the kid on her own. Desperate to make cash, she turns to the only asset she has, her body. She starts working the local strip club. The guys who frequent the club start propositioning her for sexual favors. Addicted to the easy money, its a quick slippery slope before she starts sleeping with some of the regulars on the side. At this point, its a very simple transition into prostitution or porn.

THE END

this story really isn’t that far fetched. i happen to have talked to many strippers and sex workers in my lifetime, and funny thing is the majority of them are single mothers who do lots of drugs. gee i wonder why? poor choices in childhood snowball out of control into adulthood. parents, do not let your kids suck dudes off in middle school and get videotaped doing so.

i know wtf is wrong with this dude? :rofl:

this happens from time to time. Rob Lowe getting in that threesome with the 16 year old back in the 80s; R. Kelly and the 14 year old; “CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME” girl (apparently the reason why dudes were taunting her was because she was doing shit over cams. never saw it.); that girl that was masturbating in the middle of class and smelling her fingers. these things are like watching James Cameron movies. they are usually boring and predictable, but the hype behind them allows them to transcend the “normal movie” moniker and become an event/experience. once you are an event, it doesn’t matter if it’s good or bad- people are allowed to enjoy them. communally watching shit like this might be horrific to a single person, but since everybody saw it they don’t feel bad about watching it. that’s why your standard Joe Jesus lovin’ pedo hatin Sixpack can be like “heheh R. Kelly pissed allll over that black ho AMIRITE? :rofl: high 5s everybody at work

the internet is great because it makes this kind of stuff happen more often. why is that good?

  1. it allows us to have a dialogue on these things which could bring about better sex education for the young ones
  2. douchebags will eventually stop posting that Chris Hansen photo

and no, i haven’t seen the video of this chick nor do i want to. haven’t seen Titanic either. fight me.

That movie made it so that I never wanted to see anything above 3 hours ever again. Fuck that movie.

I sat through Titanic on cable with my girlfriend recently. Movie + commercial breaks = almost five hours. - Nudity.

And the CGI boat in the daytime scenes is badly dated.

what? fourteen is pretty fucking young. when i was that age i was doing so much stupid shit i shouldn’t have and the least of all was getting my dick wet. just because you think you’re older/mature doesn’t mean it’s true. it’s like thinking you’re the best at some random fighting game and you’ve never been to an arcade to get shown how terrible you really are by someone who knows how to play your “best” game.

LOL Shaft, nah Pablo’s trolling me I already talked to him on the phone. Someday on SRK I might tell my story of some recent shit that went down. I’m just happy to be in a good relationship now and looking forward to burying my past.

Me neither. Eat shit.

i could watch a 3 hour vid with ease as long as it’s underage sex

OH SNAP!!! :wow:

my mom’s friend’s ex-husband was the lead CG dude for the water. still didn’t want to watch it.

look at it from an SRK person reading your posts. you did an instant 180 from this party boi that fuck bitches to a cryin’ass dude that is grateful he’s in a relationship within a span of a day. how are we supposed to deal with that? :rofl:

werd

yeah it’s still such a shock that I still have a slight feeling that fishjie is trolling a bit

Feel sorry for this girl, a hard path ahead for that one.