The Amber Cole Hype

WTF! Someone tell Rockafeller that some teenage slut is moving in on his turf. I mean, how can he do more podcasts if he can’t make that money.

Let’s be honest, I bet the guys at Vivid already have a contract drawn up for her 18th birthday.

Why would they, it won’t even be relevant in 4 years.

Result of all these mediums pressuring people to fuck more without bettering sex ed for the kids, which are the ones most easily influenced by said mediums.

insert Chappelle Show Sex Ed skit here

Chemicals in food have nothing to do with it. As history has gone by and human beings have gained access to plentiful nutrition, they’ve collectively begun reaching childbearing age earlier. Believe it or not, it’s a sign that we’re healthy as a species.

Actually, now that I think about it, scientific advances have given us bigger livestock and healthier crops, which helps increase the food supply. So I suppose chemicals had something to do with it, albeit indirectly.


ITT: Some realistic perspectives, and some less so.

We are hard-wired to fuck. That’s almost as fundamental to our biology as our need to keep ourselves alive. In the wild, if you were going to propagate your genes, you started fucking as soon as you were capable of procreating. That’s if you didn’t get your ass torn apart by a jaguar first.

Of course, we’re civilized now, and we have plenty of reasons to keep it in our pants until it makes sense to take it out. Some of those reasons are stupid; some of them are quite rational. But some people are going to start fucking when their biology is ready to go, and that’s a fact of life. Trying to stop them would be utterly futile.

Society needs to stop treating pubescent teenagers as though it’s their moral imperative to be asexual little drones until marriage. It’s not going to take, so they might as well have access to comprehensive sex-ed, contraceptives, and whatever reproductive health services they need to keep them from populating the Earth with offspring they’re not prepared to raise.

they said she was too young…

she swallowed anyway

lol jesus christ. the internet is a dangerous place.one fuck up and the whole world can see ur ass. i bet money that if she did the same thing in a bedroom instead of school grounds this wouldnt be as popular.

I for one, blame the music industry.

As soon as people shut the fuck up about this (in the girl’s life), this will go away and no one will care. But teenage drama dies can be quite hard to forget in the lives of bored, simple-minded youngsters.

Really the video and it being posted are the only big issues. It’s been more than ten years since I was in school and this wouldn’t have been considered a strange thing to happen. I got mine waxed in the courtyard after saturday school as a freshman, none of my buddies had good cams then though. I bet this chick isn’t even the “slutty” chick at her school.

I bet she is now.

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only because of the publicity though. This really wasn’t a strange thing to hear about when I was in school. The action not it being recorded and posted

At the end of the day, all you niggas would’ve let her eat your children before sixth period.

Of course, if you were fuckin’ under 18 at the time, I hope.

wtf…seriously?

people think sex at a young age is something new? girls were routinely sold as wives/arranged marriages at the age of 13 hundreds of years ago.

my first sexual experience was when i was 9 and she was 8 (oral) my boy and i used to get head from a 12 year old girl when we were…

12…

im 34 now, married, not particularly sexually deviant (missionary is cool with me)

this shit has been happening for years and years. my story might be a little uncommon, but seriously…

thinking that this is something new is just dumb as shit.
motherfuckers are horny at young ages, so shit happens and will always continue to happen as long as boys and girls are around each other… its fucking biologically imperative.

-dime

I was taken advantage by a female friend that I just met during the beginning of my Freshman year. (God, I was so terrible, but it was my first time)

Of course, I am boy, so when I told my stepfather, 'course he was like, “That’s my boy! But, remember, only the mouth, son, but if you got the equipment, then go anywhere!” but I had the mother who was like, “You shouldn’t be doing that!” and put the fear in me like, “You could have kids and you won’t be able to buy your fighting games or Pokemons, because you would have to buy baby shit.”

Yo, like seriously, if I have a mother who told me to not do that shit, when I’m SURE these young girls have mothers, who can say the same fucking shit, but they aren’t… because they’re probably too damn busy sucking dick and clubbing like their 15-year-olds are doing.

Sigh… black people…

PS: I still wouldn’t turn down a mouth though… /whistles

Its official, I’m a prude.

It’s fine… as long as you don’t catch it on video.

really… Im hearing about Amber Cole on SRK… I thought I could escape it here, but I see thats not the case…

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