dude I got you covered don’t sweat it…
jason, I can bring a ps3…
Edit: McCool’s sim can go…take pilates classes… in hot lava
Edit 2: Any Memphibians gonna come to my place at 7PM or are you guys gonna make the drive back? Oh nvm…Super Bowl…
I can’t attend the tourney this weekend because my boss won’t let me take off work. Good luck to everyone going though. Also if anyone wants to get some practice in before the tourney, come out to Cordova tonight and get some face-to-face matches going.
Gracias, Gracias!!!
P.S. You are a traitor. How dare you go to Shitbox live:mad:! I hope all Xbox user’s get RRoD! hehe. j/k
XBOX SF4: way less lag than PS3…PS3 online = booty stick =)
Ok, so we have two PS3s now with Mekkanic and I need to bring one XBOX 360, 2 hard drives, and SF4 for XBOX 360…
Mekkanic, can you bring your copy of SF4 for XBOX 360 as well? I should be ok with Tekken on PS3 since I own 2 copies…
We are super low on chairs, right now it’s floor only, but I will work on getting some chairs like last time…
Read at your own risk…
Another true story!!!
So i’m in the living room quarters, practicing some SF4 after a long days work. The usual basically. This, ofcourse, is after I ate dinner with the Wifey and we discussed BORING activites that happened to us today! Back to me practicing… I’m sitting there and the Wifey passes by with a happily, evilish smurck on her face. I pay no attention, as usual! She loves to harrang me when i’m playing since she knows this disturbs me. It’s about 11:00pm and she still has not gotten to bed. Strange, but not unlikely. She then passes by again with said smurck. I’m then guessing she liked the sticking I have been giving her for the couple of weeks. Everday has been a fuck frenzy for the past 2 weeks! I’m actually loving this little phase in our relationship.
Believe when I say this youngsters. Once you get hitched, after about 6 months, the sexual drive in women kinda fades into the wind. No more road hed like before. Fucking in public places ain’t happening, so you can forget that. Wake up BJ’s are few and far in-between.<<<(these are awesome, by the way!) And you can say, bye bye to the holy asterisk! Porn Fucking nights are rare but happen occasionally! Buying her lingerie gets expense and old! But Wait!
We have been fucking like porn stars for the past few weeks. I like this!
So we tippy toe back to the bedroom and she know’s what’sa comin to her! Pepe is getting excited! We fondle for the next few moments. When then proceed to do the dirty! She has been extra freaky the past few days, which I love. I say, if your gunna have sex with this one person for the rest of your life, then go all balls out! Sure there are nights to “make love”, but I LOVE to fuck! Caveman type shit! Raw…Male Silver Back! Going Taliban and drilling for oil. Ya’ll know!
So back to doing the dirty. We’re in the middle of this epic fuck when in between the moans and groans I hear this…ummm…yeeeeaahhh…si papiiiiii…ahhhhhh…asi…fuck meeee…harderrrr…maaasss…i’m pregnant…ahhhhh…yyeahhh…siiiii…
I LAUGHED so hard I couldn’t believe this! Did I hear right??? Or am i fucking hallucinating shit now!!! She then starts laughing too! My Pepe is still inside, mind you! And we are laughing hysterically. After about 3 minutes of uncontrollable laughter, my face goes completely blank! I’m thinking,( not saying this out loud,) " What the fuck, shit, Jesus, damn, OMG, No, please no, what?, am I dreaming, holy fucking moly, this can’t be real.
I gently turn over to my wifey, who is laying there under the sheets like a scarred puppy now, and say…you fucking kidding right? (P.S. never respond like that when you get hit with said news.) Niagra Fucking Falls is on her face now. Tears everywhere! I’m like, “wait, wait, wait…don’t start this…hold on for a second baby.”
Do you guys remember skipping/ditching school for the first time? Or the first time you tried drugs and that shitty feeling inside of you? Like when your stomach turns inside out and your heart starts pumping like shit crazy cuz you don’t want to get caught… Well imagine that x’s 7 hundred thousand. I thought I was gunna fucking faint or something. Regardless, I gathered myself and confronted the situation. I ask, " is it mine?" (P.S. Never ask that question if it’s your wife.) More Tears. " Hold on baby…I didn’t mean that…What I meant is, are you sure???" She then replies, That’s not the same thing OREL. And then I ask again, Are you sure? She then says, Yes… In my head, i’m like, “FUCK.” Where is the pregnancy test, I ask? She hasn’t taken one. Whewwwww…
So you mean to tell me your not sure? She then says, I’m a girl OREL, I know these things. I’m like," Women think they know everything and they don’t know jack shit!" (P.S. never say anything negative like that when in these type of situations) More Tears. “Ok baby, just tell me how you think, your pregnant.?” I haven’t gotten my period yet, she says!
After a long discussion about how she MIGHT be pregnant, we gathered ourselves and she is going to walgreens today for a piss test! Am I jumping up with joy about having a little Lycan? Not really. If it comes along then so be it! I don;t realy think any guy is prepared for this type of thing!
Moral of this true story. I don’t really know, but I was caught way off guard when trying to bust a nut!
Which reminds me, I need to get the Boobie Stick art mounted before Birmingham next week.
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@Lycan’s story:
Dude. Congrats if it happens, congrats if it don’t. Here’s hoping it does, though… as weird as it would be to have a little O running around.
yup I can bring a copy of SF4 on 360. I can bring 6 folding chairs as well.
@Lycan
Gross
Also, I’m now pre-registered for Final Round.
I could bring a 360 setup and lagless widescreen monitor if needed saturday.
Edit- After posting I thought about it again and decided that may be in just a bit too poor of taste.
So uh, does this mean you arent coming to Nashville this weekend?
Hahaha yeah I saw it. Sometimes I type stuff out but I never post it just to get my anger out or not say anything too weird or dumb.
Given the situation ya I decided it wouldn’t be a great idea.
Um, that was WAYYYYYY too much information.
cant wait for saturday, should be some good stuff. im looking forward to playing the memphis peeps and getting rocked, but hopefully at the end of the day ill be better at tekken…
Hahahahaha.Yeah, work can get very boring so there is a little taste of real life I guess.
Vandy, I am definitely still going to Nash!
Oh wow, Lycan, I just now read that post. Dizzamn. That is crazy shit. Um, I don’t know if congratulations are in order, but if they are, congrats.
In other uh, SF news lol, GG’s to you, Sev, Squabbler and eraser tonight at powerplay, many good games were had. That Ken player was no slouch either, hopefully we’ll be seeing more of him in the future. Sev, I’m serious man, if we ever get big enough to start doing some organized shit and streaming, I want you to commentate. You had me laughing all throughout that last round. Maybe Lycan can play straight man to your color commentary. Good shit.
Yeah, good games to everyone at power play tonight. It was a good session. we need more practice sessions like that!
Lycan: I swear man you have forum tourettes syndrome. Everything is all good with “yeah Boxer is over played”, “who is going to GG today”, “play tekken”, “good games” and then bam random sex story with a ton of detail you would read about in penthouse. Complete with Spanish dirty talk. I approve though it keeps the thread fresh and a bit uncomfortable. :tup:
Hiryu & PowerPlay Group: Yes good games last night. I still don’t know everyone by name cause I suck sorry about that but I was just glad I was able to make it. I loved watching Anthony drive Lycan crazy with Bison. If you ever do stream I will be happy to commentate. Usually I am not all that funny but you guys were fucking killing me last night. Stop rushing Bison down when you have a gross life lead. Also we need to have you guys come down this way on a Friday or Sat evening so we can get more time in. 2 hours just flies by. Also when we hold another Memphis tourney you guys need to come through for sure. It will be good experience.
Also I love Tax season. Wifey did my taxes while i was out last night so I came home to a 5K surprise. Nothing wrong with that. 