the movie was flat out hilarious and everyone in my theater joked around so much that i got more than my money’s worth. kudos to the people who sat in the row behind me and my friends making hokuto no ken and mahvel jokes
I didn’t like the story of advent children but the animation was good to me at least. People always call ff7 the most overrated rpg but when people use overrated its usually always on things that are widely popular. So that just means everything that popular its automatically overrated I guess,cause I don’t think people know what that internet curse word means anymore. It used to mean something long time ago but now its just thrown around like people throw pennies on the street.
Man, did THAT fucker ever get his scripts crossed. Someone should have told him Kano isn’t in Tekken. And Christie? REALLY? They coulda gotten any damn female capoeirista in Cali (white chick, latin-looking chick would be ideal, a black chick, wouldn’t matter, as long as she was GOOD) instead of pulling that “Oh, uhhh…suddenly she does Pa Qua Cang/Ba Gua Zhang” shit.
I don’t really care about FF7, but in my experiences, people are justified for calling FF7 one of the most overrated RPGs. That really has nothing to do with it being popular because people couldn’t care less of how popular it is. It has to do with it being made out to better than it actually is [the same could be said for Sephiroth fanboys who make him out to be the greatest villain ever. He isn’t]
That’s usually what they mean when they say “X is overrated”. It isn’t tossed around like some pointless buzzword most of the time such as “Epic”.
Why exactly was this thread bumped for FF7 talk?
Guess what? I know how to use the ‘Search’ function.
Now where the fuck is this torrent already. Cripes! Someone PM me…
~K.
I suspect there being an influx of Ling/Alisa lesbo douj due to this film.
dont do it. this movie was a fuckin waste of my money. i wanted fuckin fights instead i got a whiny villain who was a highschool mutant.
It was pretty horrible. I got hype for a few seconds when the Mishimas started their brawl (LIKE AN HOUR AND A HALF IN) but the fight was WAY too short. The lesbian undertones with Xia/Alisa actually managed to creep me the fuck out. There was too much anime wackiness and not really enough, y’know, Tekken. Like, actual fighting. After like an hour of highschool sillyness, I actually wondered if I had entered the wrong room.
Torrent this for free and you’ll still feel like you were overcharged.
THIS IS THE FUCKING TRUTH
Best part of that movie besides the flip flop between chainsaw massacre to friendship mode was that nigga jobbing to Heihachi and getting used to make a wish like a chicken bone.<–Oh and click this if you haven’t seen it yet for direct download you fucking clowns.
Heichachi was teh HNIC at the end… yes i torrented the hell out of that film.
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
The Miz voice “Really no really, real—ly?”
I thought for sure that the animated movie would be better than the live action. How could both these movies be trash?
Namco fucked up so bad that ninjas from Square enix took over at the hr 12 mark. The first what hr and 20mins was pure trash. Started off dope with anna/nina then after that was heart breaking.
The new guy shin complete waste of time. He draws out the da fam goes ssj2 just to get folded, I mean he was pretty boss to still be able to talk after being son’d.
Ok so the fam fight was dope untill shit went Advent children. I understand that square enix had to help them but damn namco that was some pretty extra devil gene shit going on. the whole time i was just like WTF!!! why namco why? leave final fantasy to square.enix.
Jees Namco should have consulted Monty Oum i think he works for then but they needed him to help direct that movie.
can’t believe the live action is better than this trash.
Yo, someone explain to me why Hei even needs the devil gene. The man can fight Kaz and Jin and survive anything they can. I hate Hei, I really due but I gotta pay my respects. Old man Mishima is a beast. The movie is still trash and I pretty much skipped everything but the Mishima fight. The Devil vs Devil Jin fight was ass and so was Hei’s Mokujin Armor power up nonsense. Japan is on par with America with bad movies.
I was about to fall asleep until that bitch finally whipped out the chainsaws.
Much like Advent Children, I took the movie for what it was and bought it for one reason.:
I wanted to see my favorite characters fight. And I did. And I liked every fight. It’s like why I watch kungfu movies. I watch them to see the fights. If the movie has a good plot, then +1. Good acting? +1. That’s it. People looking for the meaning of life and a great plot and all this shit… WTF did you think you were gonna see? What exactly were you looking for?
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
I liked every fight I saw. That’s good enough for me. I don’t watch kungfu movies looking for the meaning of life or great acting or some other abstract bullshit.
yeah well apparently we have Academy Award writers on SRK who don’t see it that way.
Only Kung Fu movie with the meaning of Life in it was IP MAN
There’s a lot of kungfu movies that try to act like they have the key to the meaning of life and try to be all spirtual and deep and shit. I just watch Wu Xia and it tried to do that shit. Fearless tried to be the meaning of life. CTHD. Hero. Many of the critically acclaimed movies have shit like that.
But when you go back to watch those movies… what are you watching it for? To go through “bomb-ass dialogue”? Or to watch that awesome fight between Jet Li vs a bunch of other fighters on a stage and watch how he kicks all their asses?
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
None of Tony Jaa’s movies have great plots or great acting. But did anybody REALLY give a fuck?
That’s what these American movies fail at. They try to focus on everything but the fighting, but of course everything ends up being just as shitty as wack ass fight scenes.
So PB had the torrent pretty much right after I asked for help here. -_-
This movie has to be proof positive that Harada-san is a huge fan of Devil Man. I mean seriously…it’s pretty obvious
that’s where it all came from anywayz.
Yeah, it’s too bad there weren’t more fights, BUT, I don’t doubt we’ll get another movie someday.
Also, holy crap I had no idea how powerful Heichachi was/is. I mean I knew he was already, but I think Harada-san was
hiding quite a bit of it until this movie (giant Mokujin not included).
~K.