Tekken 2: Hollywood Still Doesn't Get It - The Movie

From a friend’s FB timeline, it’s actually showing in Manila now.

:lol: @ that seat in the absolute front

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10553332_783869924999274_4251866632259308793_n.jpg?oh=4ee5903448d8cf059c0bfe75b69de850&oe=5434F5C8&gda=1415215472_ec4f1535c92d4b2b296e94fff24f1e55

It was already showing here? Didn’t notice it when I watched gotg for the 3rd time lol.

Some Ayala/SM malls have it

Yeah, EL (one of the local top Tekken players) mentioned it on Facebook as well. Says he plans to torrent the thing then burn the laptop he watches it on afterwards.

Only one video game to live action movie got it right, Mortal Kombat back in 1995. Only thing different was when they had Scorpion/Sub Zero team up.

all I wanna know is, who gets tossed into a volcano this time?

Your wallet, if you actually pay to watch it.

I heard Silent Hill was pretty good…?

The first one was on point, for the most part.

MK I hasn’t really aged well, to be honest (especially Goro, dear Lord…)

Silent Hill was garbage.

Well for those of you interested in seeing just HOW BAD they fucked this shit up…inexplicably…it’s out right now dvd/br…

http://i.imgur.com/1h3IRoO.jpg

Gathering my friends and making them watch the first movie and this back to back, no phones allowed, no leaving, true iron fist style. I get to relive the injustices delivered by the first movie all over again.

It’s gonna be fucktabular.

That better be 19.99 Shillings.

So it was even worse than imagined. I GUARANTEE this movie was filmed as ‘generic action movie vehicle’, and then later had 4 scenes edited in…4 FUCKING SCENES added with Cary Tagawa and the words “Tekken” after it finished filming. This fucking movie has 0% to do with Tekken at all, and half of it is fucking slo-mo walking and flashbacks to pointless scenes during the movie. On top of having no characters FROM Tekken (save Kazuya, Heihachi for 1 collective minute, and a man named “Fury” for 15 seconds… the story made NO SENSE and you’ll just have to see it and suffer like I did, just to believe it was made.

I dunno what I expected, but it did not exceed my already next to non-existent expectations…it somehow subverted them!

If you need this in your collection because you NEED to own everything that bears the word “Tekken” on the box (like I do), please wait until this hits the $1 bin… trust me, it won’t take long. It makes the first Tekken film seem like a canonical masterpiece!

About halfway done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYrFnW8jpWA

Funny story, you may be right. I had friends who auditioned for this movie. During those stages, it had nothing to do with Tekken according to them

You’re talking about the second movie, right?

…which means now we don’t have to waste money to see how badly it sucks.

Yep, sucks pretty bad. It’s just a modern-day kung-fu movie with Hiroyuki Tagawa as Heihachi minus the hairstyle at the end. No attempts to make anybody look or fight like their counterparts in the game…in fact, it seems like the only people from the game in this shit are Heihachi and (I think) Steve Fox. There’s a random white chick cosplaying as Xiaoyu during a fight scene at a baseball stadium, but all she does is suck a lollypop. Tekken Blood Vengeance was a 10+ compared to this.

to be honest I’m surprised you don’t understand why the art style is like that, if you’re a hired artist in a company surely you would know (no offense)

btw I keep reading Hollywood as Bollywood on first glance of the thread title