Teenage Mutant Ninja...Aliens?

so this is what the turtles will look like?

oh and you’ve got Kid Cudi actively involved in your movie. Fantastic, this will end fabulously

Kid Cudi is involved?! Omg, someone get his dusty ass the fuck OUTTA here.

I love how he is tweeting that everything will be ok. As if no hit wonder rappers will suddenly soothe the raging beast that is my mind, after hearing all the stupidity involved in this movie. Bay may as well add Transformers to this movie, andhave the Turtles fire lazer guns instead of use ninja weapons, cuz its fucking out there right now

points to outer space with his dick

That sketch looks Transformers like to me. All I’m curious about is Splinter, but I’m sure they’ll fuck that up to.

I love how leonardo looks at donatello then donatello shrugs. and splinter (who used to be human) and april (who used to be black) stare at the screen

the irony of michaelangelo sayng “what a bunch of air heads, man”

this short piece is a work of art :sad:

I don’t expect the producer/director to be this intelligent…but personally, I would get Jason David Frank (Casey Jones, duh) and Ernie Reyes jr (Kino 2.0?) in this bitch as 2 best friends trying to make their Foot-ruled hometown a better place one ass-kicking at a time, when this inter-dimensional douchebag sets his sights on our dimension’s resources, loses his four prototype soldiers in some sort of portal mishap that wipes the turtle’s memories/brainwashing and loyalty engrams on their test-run in our dimension (they join forces with and help the 2 humans beat the holy hell out of the Foot), then forms an alliance with the head of the Foot to try to recapture his soldiers, kill the 2 meddling humans they befriended, then turn on the Shredder and rape the world in general.

The turtles being aliens, it doesn’t have to be some “we come from the stars” crap…they could be prototype soldiers created by Krang as a test for his goal of entering our dimension for it’s rich resources (possibly Dimension x natives don’t fare so well here. Maybe they suffer from MASSIVELY accelerated aging in our dimension, which would explain the use of*), and turned on his ass, choosing earth as their new home.

*A combination of earth terrapin dna for advanced longevity to reduce/negate accelerated aging effect in our dimension to normal human/longer than normal human lifespan (turtles and tortoises can live up to nearly 2 CENTURIES) and Dimension X native dna for…I dunno, advanced strength, accelerated learning, better-than-earth resident healing and injury resistance?

This re-telling doesn’t have to suck. We need to at least see a tentative screenplay to get some idea what they’re trying to do here.

http://aggressivecomix.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/shredder2.jpg

Say hello to Shredder

Megan Fox as April O’Neil

Yellow jumpsuit or GTFO:

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He doesn’t look very asian to me…

oroko saki gettin that white wash revamp

White washing the Shredder. This movie continues to get worse the more I know about it

racists

Godammit!!! It’s Airbender, Bane, and The Mandarin all over again!! I KNOW the Asian American Actors’ Guild (yes, that’s a real thing) won’t like this. And when will the movies stop excluding Nagi, as if his younger brother Saki was the only Shredder to tangle with the turtles? With a slight re-dub (change “Saki” to “Nagi” whenever Splinter mentions him), the first movie could pave the way for a better tmnt 2 where instead of Vanilla Ice’s supposedly completely spontaneous, yet totally choreographed and orchestrated song bullshit (really, guys…the damn song wasn’t even that good. The first movie’s soundtrack shits all over it), we can have Shredder 2.0 tear shit up.

We’ve been through this, not even TMNT “fans” care about a real TMNT adaptation. This is a remake of the 87 cartoon, the version that most people 25 and older identify with. It even has Vernon Fenwick!

oh shit this thread is getting too asian for me.
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just kidding.

Who cares his face is hidden by a mask the whole movie probably. Just get him to squint (again JUST KIDDING).

But completely seriously, so long as they make Shredder actually DO something, it will be an improvement over every previous incarnation so far. He’s one of the few villains that never got to shine on TV or in a movie. He whupped some turtles asses on their first attempt in the first movie, before Splinter:

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threw him into a garbage truck, why did you even click this, you knew the spoiler ahead of time

Then he came back for like 10 seconds in the sequel and used Barry Bonds Breakfast and got killed by a fucking deck. That place where I get a sunburn on my incredibly pale white self (I am probably paler than @Valaris no lie)…that is where Shredder met his demise.

Him being the badass Accountant from Drive Evil is just a side bonus. He could be so much worse.

Is Corey Feldman in this yet? Will Raphael obviously leave the turtles temporarily this movie?

Shredder got plenty of shine in the 2003 cartoon. He owned the turtles collective asses each time he fought them. He actually killed his goons that wasn’t pulling their weight. He was a genocidal sociopath and it was splendid

03 and various comic Shredder are the shit. Current Shredder in the IDW comics is a beast, hell they even amde Krang a beast.

lmfao did he say shredder got no shine?? dude had alot of plotlines revolving around him and his history. his constant asswhoopin of the turtles was consistent.

Maybe this guy is a decoy/figurehead for the real Asian Shredder who’s behind the scenes, kinda like Rah’s in Batman Begins. (probably not tho lol)