Teenage Mutant Ninja...Aliens?

Here’s our little ray of hope:

“Eastman worked on the design of the new movie, has a cameo, and worked on the script. He thinks viewers will find it’s a lot better than what they expect it will be do, doing something “new”. If not, after August 8th, he’ll go find a hole in the ground, he joked.”

I feel that Eastman is like Stan Lee and simply enjoys whatever people do with his creations even if it’s ass.

Except Eastman is actually a creator and not a thief heh.

I agree. I think they look fucking terrible.

ya…cuz its not like their havent been bullshit versions of the turtles before…the anime nigga…the anime

SUPAH MUTATION!

Saint Turtle? The fuck?

LOLJAPAN!

But yeah, Japan had some balls in doing shit with classic American cartoons…

I’m not suprised by that Transformer clip. Remember, the japanese were the ones who did the animated movie. Ironhide anyone?

Taruto paowa! Seriously, that ova was looking fucking HOT, until they started with the more-human turtles and the sentai bullshit. Those idiots.

Doesn’t surprise me. When I was a child whenever I heard his name I thought of a cheese grater. I wasn’t that far off.

This is where I saw that from.

http://thefw.com/things-you-didnt-know-about-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

I’m still excited about it. I will watch Ninja Turtle everything. I like seeing new iterations of things. I’m going to save my opinions of the new direction for after I see it. I think I’m one of those rare people that doesn’t see new interpretations as someone trying to rape my childhood.

Um, @maxx. Shut your dirty whore mouth. TMNT Sentai Animu was literally my dream journal as a 10 year old…and still is.

clicked on Pokemon

sees girl in tight dress singing Pokemon

Spoiler

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu80a8APe51qcbi9yo2_r4_500.gif

New U.S. Poster

I couldn’t figure out why Donnie’s look bothered me more than any of the other turtles, but then it hit me…

He looks like Smart Gremlin’s less uglier but burlier cousin…

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/gremlins-2-the-new-batch-glasses.jpg

Are you sure thats real? Looks like someone made that in MSPaint.

10minutes of B-Roll footage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSrQstorlg
I lasted about 3 minutes before Megan Fox’s acting became too much, luckily after that time she has no speaking lines :lol:

What happened to mo-capped turtles?

Secret lair looks great, great stunt driving

I’ve seen an advance screening of this on Monday, and it’s surprisingly decent. Shredder vs. Splinter and the avalanche scene in particular being the standout moments in the flick. Mikey was amusing, lol.

The Foot tho, are complete and utter garbage, smh. Megan Fox was tolerable, but their origin story…not a big fan of it. Overall, not the worse way to spend a matinee.

That poster…

Raph’s upper arm…

Michael Bay… >:(

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRUH?