Teenage Mutant Ninja...Aliens?

[Hawkingbird]

Those spoilers are an April Fool’s joke. It has to be.

[jimmy1200]

Supposed movie spoilers, could be complete BS http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=46874

all i can say to that is fucking LOL. i hope it’s true for no other reason than to watch a train wreck. there’s no chance in hell i’m paying to see this movie, but i’ll download it (non cam) if that’s actually how it plays out.

baxter stockman isn’t a flyman but either beebop or rocksteady. and will arnet is the other component of that duo.

ahahhahahahaha, fuck i hope that’s true! so awful.

lol, are you retarded? you read the first two lines of that bullshit spoiler, and thought, yeah that is likely a legit movie spoiler, and not april fools garbage.

negro, that seems legit to you? lmfao

*** The Turtles are normal human teenaged non-identical quadruplet brothers age 18 (all coming from long line of foster homes in their childhood), 3 of which as janitors, and the “lead” brother in security, all at TCRI when they stumble into the “Central Mutagenic Chamber” that they know they’re not supposed to go to and become accidentally exposed to it. I don’t know their real names but I’m told they’re equivalent to “Tom, Steven, Jim and Dave.”

• The ooze instantly mutates you in this universe into the last thing you touched. The last thing the brothers touched was a tortoise they find in the lab and pass around goofily ala “Hot Potato.”
• The ooze automatically makes you learn “kung fu,” ala the Matrix. No mention of ninjitsu beyond dialogue of the Turtles talking conversationally about, “How cool! We’re like, ninjas now, dudes!” So the Turtles are basically “Late Teenaged Mutant Kung Fu Tortoises.**”

[Joshkaz]

Honestly That doesnt even sound like an april fools joke.

[nameingway]

yeah that sounds retarded, but unlike the people who think this piece of shit looks good - i’m hoping for the worst possible outcome. that is, for those spoilers to be true. that would make the movie hilariously entertaining, like leonard part 6 bad.

i mean the turtles look AWFUL. why not hire the random internet guy who redid their awful design to make them look better?

[Unreallystic]

Honestly That doesnt even sound like an april fools joke.

That sir is the bad part…

That’s what we need to hone in on…the fact that even with the trailer, expectations are so far pun incoming down the sewers that something like this actually seems possible.

But I fully don’t expect any other mutants outside of the turtles.

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[NickRocks]

William Fichtner is a boss

[NickRocks]

also in the 80s cartoon the ooze did mutate you into the last thing you touched

some of you niggas dont even know what you are mad about haha

[nameingway]

i think the “outrage” is the possibility that the mutagen just gives you neo style, “i know kung-fu”.

i honestly don’t think those spoilers will end up being real, but i really want them to be.

[Unreallystic]

i think the “outrage” is the possibility that the mutagen just gives you neo style, “i know kung-fu”.

i honestly don’t think those spoilers will end up being real, but i really want them to be.

If you are going to go retard…go full retard…

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[Hawkingbird]

i mean the turtles look AWFUL. why not hire the random internet guy who redid their awful design to make them look better?

By better is making them look more like the 80s Turtles. Not a fan of the “fixes”.

[Hecatom]

[crotchpuncha]

Yea all that guy did was make them look like the old cartoon/movies.

[SenninSRK]

also in the 80s cartoon the ooze did mutate you into the last thing you touched

some of you niggas dont even know what you are mad about haha

So the turtles touched terribly sculpted shrek toys?

The turtles look fucking ugly.

[Saitsu]

Never thought I’d see the day that people are mad that Mutant Ninja Turtles aren’t pretty or anatomically correct enough.

[crotchpuncha]

also in the 80s cartoon the ooze did mutate you into the last thing you touched

some of you niggas dont even know what you are mad about haha

So the turtles touched terribly sculpted shrek toys?

The turtles look fucking ugly.

The turtles have always looked fucking ugly, they are turtles.

[SenninSRK]

Never thought I’d see the day that people are mad that Mutant Ninja Turtles aren’t pretty or anatomically correct enough.

Well it isn’t like we have a established look or something…but hey I’m sure CD-I link looked fine right?

also in the 80s cartoon the ooze did mutate you into the last thing you touched

some of you niggas dont even know what you are mad about haha

So the turtles touched terribly sculpted shrek toys?

The turtles look fucking ugly.

The turtles have always looked fucking ugly, they are turtles.

http://desktop.freewallpaper4.me/download/6269/tmnt-donatello

So we can’t just copy this look because…

[Hawkingbird]

Never thought I’d see the day that people are mad that Mutant Ninja Turtles aren’t pretty or anatomically correct enough.

Well it isn’t like we have a established look or something…but hey I’m sure CD-I link looked fine right?

also in the 80s cartoon the ooze did mutate you into the last thing you touched

some of you niggas dont even know what you are mad about haha

So the turtles touched terribly sculpted shrek toys?

The turtles look fucking ugly.

The turtles have always looked fucking ugly, they are turtles.

http://desktop.freewallpaper4.me/download/6269/tmnt-donatello

So we can’t just copy this look because…

They don’t have an established look as far as looking like turtles. Each incarnation of the Turtles has it’s own district look. Not every incarnation needs to look like the 80s cartoon version.

[BBQ]

Never thought I’d see the day that people are mad that Mutant Ninja Turtles aren’t pretty or anatomically correct enough.

And never thought I’d see the day that people defended shit…OH NEVER MIND!

[Joshkaz]

Who the fuck cares about the turtles. We should all Care that April is being played by a mediocre looking shitty actress.

[The_Epidemic]

Megan fox Looks better than Judith hoag