They changed a lot things concerning the turtles such as being tall juiced up meatheads.
I’m down with w/e’s canon. Just keep Leo lookin’ super serious with that “try to start something” look. :tup:
The only cannon this movie needs to be, is to get into this thing:
Aimed to the sun.
I’m looking at these action-to-action panels with the turtles going berzerk and the sliding into that car scene from the trailer seems less outrageous. The only thing hurting it would be shameless overuse of CGI. But then again, CGI would probably fit well in depicting Shredder’s inventions or the cyber-tech mentioned earlier. Lol it doesn’t matter, I’m too hype.
This shit gave me tears, legit, laughed so damn hard.
Trailer wasn’t as shitty as I thought. Best we could hope for is decent action scenes and not much else
What really bothers me is how grotesque the turtles look more than anything.
Donatello: You were expecting maybe the Addams Family?
Turtles look fine. Haters gonna hate.
Although I would prefer this kind of look.
Spoiler
http://wallpapersus.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-2012-Game.jpg
Dunno why anyone is surprised Shredder is a white guy.
movie trailer looks shit, did one of the turtles actually suicide into a humvee? Fox looks too much like a slut, even for a actual hollywood slut and for some reason the only thing that doesnt look totally retarded is that shredder is a white guy, mainly cause hes being portrayed by William Fichtner who also evidently has the dubious honor of being the only good thing attached to this piece of shit. Fuck this movie, nigga turtles? gtfo.
I actually feel the opposite, I don’t like him as the bad guy. He turns the movie ‘down’ as he typically fits the role of ‘B-Movie’ villain.
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awww, did someone run out of milk for his wittle cheerios this morning.
This style would have been kinda cool.
Unfortunately it’s nothing like that and the turtles look like Shrek minus the ears now.
you are wrong jimmy, running out of milk for your box of cereal is one of the worst feelings in the world
Yea I gotta say William Fichtner as Shredder is a bigger problem for me then anything else I’ve seen about this movie. Turtles are kind of ugly but then…turtles are ugly ass animals so it doesn’t bother me that much, they have always been fuckin ugly. Even in GomuGomus picture they lookin fuckin ugly, cool, but fuckin ugly, so that’s whatever. Megan Fox as April is bristling but I can deal with it, for a long time April has been getting downplayed when it comes to her character. First she was a scientist, then she was a reporter, then a 14 year old kid, now a web blogger, at this point it’s pretty “whatever” when it comes to April, as long as she’s not annoying then I wont mind too much.
William Fichtner as fucking Shredder tho? The Martial Arts Master, cold blooded killer, deep rooted Japanese history Shredder? :bluu:
Maybe he’ll end up actually being an Utrom. I could deal with that.
I mean, the best way they could have did this movie would have been to have it take place in the 1980’s/1990, have them look like they do in that picture, have the characters be faithful amalgamations of their previous interpretations, and actually hire good actors.
I can dream, damn it.
EDIT: Better picture
Supposed movie spoilers, could be complete BS http://forums.thetechnodrome.com/showthread.php?t=46874
It seems legit in a movie about 10 foot tall mutants shooting at 12 foot tall cyber warriors with missles in shit. Fichtner will monologue for 15 minutes about how the fanbase isn’t deserving of anything better than this shit and that they get what they deserve everytime they buy a ticket, and then he will self destruct in the most glorious Blaysplosion ever captured on celluliod.
In the 1980s cartoon, Shredder is black and coincidentally was voiced by a black guy. there’s an episode with Shredder’s mask and helmet off:
I want Krang to be in it and maybe the technodrome…
all i can say to that is fucking LOL. i hope it’s true for no other reason than to watch a train wreck. there’s no chance in hell i’m paying to see this movie, but i’ll download it (non cam) if that’s actually how it plays out.
baxter stockman isn’t a flyman but either beebop or rocksteady. and will arnet is the other component of that duo.
ahahhahahahaha, fuck i hope that’s true! so awful.
I’m stealing the gif from the thread, but its so apt…
No ‘balls jokes’ though so it must be fake…
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