Michealangelo
He looks like those shitty goombas from that terrible super Mario bros movie.
Nigga turtles fit for some odd reason…
But as a guy who spends too much time on a forum I must throw my hat into the ring at every opportunity.
Technically it isn’t a white Shredder weeaboo. It’s a WANNABE White Shredder Weeaboo.
The problem is, why they thought we would care about seeing Not-Shredder.
I have no problem with William Fichtner being Shredder–him fighting the turtles? Bring it on. But then how does Karai fit in? That just seems like clutter. Is she WF’s Shredder’s daughter or is she still the OG Shredder’s daughter with WF taking up the persona or totally unrelated. I doubt they’re going to try to explain this and she’ll just be another significant character turned henchman aka Girl Tatsu aka Rodriguez.
It’s gonna be a bunch of white ppl running around with one black guy cracking jokes and then every once in a while you will see some cgi turtle fighting some cgi cyborg ninjas and by fighting I mean they are going to be shooting rockets at each other and dodging them in slow motion.
Also 360 camera pans EVERYWHERE!!!111
Pretty sure the turtles will be black dudes. I’m not talking about their features but their voices and their demeanors.
Except we heard Mikey and he sounds nothing like a Black Guy.
All white guys with cgi markers on their face and what looks like mics. Highly doubt it. 
Check out the IMDB page for specific actors.
I’m down with a mindless action movie but it’s sad when it looks like the 3 Ninjas had a better rooted martial arts element. The rooftop scene from the 90s TMNT should be something to aspire to or be better than. :sad:
If Ralph doesn’t have a Brooklyn accent I will rage. It’s bad enough the new show doesn’t have it.
Who the shell is “Ralph”? It’s Raph (pronounced “Raff”), no “l”. They each have a shortened name, you don’t need to be giving them new ones. What next? Milkey? Lelo? Don Lee? Now, an accepted short version of Raphael, aside from the established Raph, is “Rafe”.
Thank you, saw that one on 4chan and forgot to save it.
Teenage mu-tant nig-ga turrrrtles, teenage mu-tant nig-ga turrrrrrtles! Heroes with an afro! Turtle power!
and helicopters nigga…ALWAYS HELICOPTERS.
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and helicopters nigga…ALWAYS HELICOPTERS.
[/quote]and epic music for situations that don’t necessarily call for it…don’t forget about that part.
On the half-shell, it’s green mutants 4
the goofball looks like Shrek, who could ask for more?
No evil ninja master with skills that are serious
Just a cosplaying white guy who’s furious
because his 4 super troops
broke out and flew the coop
2,000 explosions within the first quarter
And I don’t think April in this is a reporter
She’s being portrayed by a famous skank
Only time will tell if this flick will tank
No sign of Splinter, was he exterminated?
All we got is “coming soon”…no release date yet
We’re all gonna torrent, we won’t pay a dollar
But if this shit sucks we STILL gonna holler
This movie’s supposed to be over an hour
We hope this will deliver…Turtle Power
Okay, enough parody songs. Danny Woodburn has been cast as Splinter…I seriously hope the cgi on that looks good, and we don’t end up with a cgi version of “Roadkilled Splinter” like Coming Out Of Their Shells
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or from the Christmas Special
We recently tracked down Hamato Yoshi for an interview about the new movie. He stated that his sons gave their permission for their likenesses to be used, and were very optimistic, even “stoked” at the idea. We informed Splinter that he had also been cast in the movie, and the light, genial tone of our meeting changed. It went silent, in fact. I think Splinter had to meditate on that one. After 30 minutes of uncomfortable silence, we excused ourselves, taking a photo of the revered ninja master on the way out. Gotta admit, though…I’ve never seen anyone meditate with this expression.
Don’t worry mah nigga Turtles, I gotcha covered!
im defending it against stupid hate. everyone is comparing it to the 80’s movie…when nothing has truly changed. the director so far hasnt changed one thing from the turtles lore that we can tell from this trailer.
most of the commentors have no clue what’s even canon or non-canon for the turtles. this trailer is the least weird thing involved for the turtles.
shit…they had a fuckin anime with magical gems.
theres this magical place called imdb…where you can actually find answers to stupid questions making the post unnecessary.
So did they decide who they were gonna cast for the guy that stutters “NO NO NO NO NO!!!” though out the entire movie?