Team Fortress 2 - Heavy Update, New Maps, New Mode are all live now!

Hitaro0 · May 18, 2009, 8:54am

Yeah, he’s saying “My little cauliflower” in french. With a painful accent.

<3 Valve.

Geese_Pants · May 18, 2009, 8:58am

[media=youtube]9bbH632PSpw[/media]…great work on this.
[media=youtube]vVo3xT3cHBA[/media] to the SSB Intro.

So much TF2 content bombaring my life…the update can’t come fast enough!

Zazzarius · May 19, 2009, 3:05am

update day 5

(act surprised)
http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

Geese_Pants · May 19, 2009, 3:16am

Hahha…Valve’s got its own achievement:

Gasp · May 19, 2009, 3:18am

valves got a great sense of humor

http://xs139.xs.to/xs139/09211/1242688211478711.jpg

screen cap

jarate

Geese_Pants · May 19, 2009, 3:29am

^ and “Leaked Video”.
Valve brings the funnay…:lol:

Fuzzy_Snugs · May 19, 2009, 3:43am

One of them says "is a woman"
omg quit playing with my Valve.

Magnetro · May 19, 2009, 3:52am

Guess Gasp beat me to it. Yes. Is a woman is kind of funny. So is Leaked Video.

Other noticeable moments: the 1 key is worn out | the football helmet behind the scout while he’s talking shit about the spy | The sniper’s kukri is laying on top of the razor back application | when the spy is touching his face after it was stabbed you can see his pee jars on top |

@ finally: lol http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/magnetro/miami2.jpg

can’t believe i missed this: scout/spy was holding sandman.

MDog · May 19, 2009, 4:37am

“And now, he’s here to f*** us.”

I haven’t played TF2 in a long, long while, but this update to my favourite class might be just what I need to get back into it. That was easily the best Meet the… video so far, and already the names of some of those achievements have me giggling. Roll on the update!

Infernoman · May 19, 2009, 6:34am

anyone been paying attention to the TF2 site? crazy things be going on.

Geese_Pants · May 19, 2009, 6:43am

Valve crew are awesome…serious business.

forgenjuro · May 20, 2009, 1:51am

http://www.teamfortress.com/spyupdate/

new revolver!!! shit looks sweeeeeet!

i guess its like a non scope sniper rifle?

i wonder how many shots it takes to kill? maybe ill use it instead of the broken ass backstab.

Se7in · May 20, 2009, 2:02am

From the way the blog looked, I thought they were taking a hiatus.

Awesome new revolver though. I’m interested in the mechanics of it though. Cooldown/Overheat meter like Plasma Guns in Halo?

_MJ_R · May 20, 2009, 3:58am

me likey revolver

Infernoman · May 20, 2009, 4:31am

good lord…that Magnum is hot!

igotalottastuff · May 20, 2009, 5:50am

Overheard: Robin Walker gets results
May 18, 2009 - Jay Pinkerton

“Alden, you have three seconds to tell me why you’re fired.”
“Wait, what? I”
“You’re fired.”

“You wanted to see me, Robin?”
“Yes, Greg. What’s the difference between you and you’re fired?”
“I what?”
“Clean out your desk, Greg.”

“Yeah, Robin?”
“Ah, come in, Matt. How’s the family?”
“Oh. Uh, good. What’s this ab”
“Top drawer. How about your little boy? He getting better at the ol’ soccer?”
“Football. No, not really.”
“Do you think he’d be any good at cleaning out your desk by five?”
"I "
“Because you’re fired.”

“Laidlaw, it says here you’re a writer. Well, let me tell YOU a story. Once upon a time you were fired. Then you cleaned out your desk by five.”

“You wanted to see me, Robin?”
“Eric. I’d like you to clean your desk.”
“I sure, sir.”
“Outbyfive.”
“Out by…?”
“Why! Oh! Why-Oh-You! Oh-You-Are-Eee! You’re Fired!”

And yeah I’d also like to know how much The Ambassador heats up and cool down. Seems good so far though!

Geese_Pants · May 20, 2009, 5:53am

So that means that the Ambassador can produce headshots…?

Gasp · May 20, 2009, 5:53am

so

sick

Fuzzy_Snugs · May 20, 2009, 6:32am

I would assume that it would be like a no-scoped Sniper Riffle, which I don’t think can head shot.

Zazzarius · May 20, 2009, 7:57am

with a gun that big, it better make the loudest shot sound in the whole game