Hahahahaha, which Makoto were you, or what do you look like so I can get a visual memory on how bad you beat me.
And Fuck Makoto!!!
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“That is the most randomest shit I ever saw”. The game was MvC2, he couldn’t rush down my BB Hood with his MSP. 
I have no faith in humanity.
Jesus Christ this thread is old.
Stop using magic on SRK. Its cheap.
Hell, I think this is the most successful thread I’ve ever made.
simple. people say those things out of frustration when they lose.
this one fool got glove slapped when he won…what an idiot
Lately, since I have switched to Chun in 3s I hear alot of “Damn whore…”
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I went to this movie theater and this guy challenged me in MVC2. I REALLY suck at MVC2 but this guy was horrible. He just kept tagging in and doing random super. The damage setting was really high so all I did was use Cable’s AHVB twice and his characters were dead. He just kept on coming and was like “OMG I was so close!”. Then my friend played me and he lost. Then he’s like “Cable is so fucking cheap. Big ass gun.” Then this other time I played this kid in MVC2. Before we played , he said he would beat me in MVC2 and that low tiers were the best and top tiers were gay. So I just picked Cable and OCVed him. He says “Oh that’s because you picked Cable. If you didn’t pick Cable, I would have won. Oh and this is arcade, not on PS2. PS2 is the best”.
Oh and the best one i’ve ever heard…
Another friend of mine was learning how to play CVS2. Then this other friend, who played it before, was like “Oh I’ll kick his ass so easily”. Then when they played, the first kid just kept blocking and throwing his ass and that’s how he won. The second guy used Bison and did Random Psycho Crushers and Mega Psycho Crushers. They never hit and I asked him “why do you do that? why don’t you just COMBO it?” He says “Oh it’s because it looks nice. That’s all I want to do; look at the super.” I say “Then what’s the point of doing a super? you know…it’s supposed to hit the OTHER guy and do damage.” He says “Damn you’re too serious about this.” Then he says the same excuse for Iori’s Yakazuki super (the fireball super that no one uses).
^The Marvel comments are always the best. While at AX I was playing 3s and took my time to pick my super for Ken…obviously Shippu, so both me and my opponent watch the MvC2 matches. One guy used MSP and messed up on some random guy with like Ken, Cammy, and Ryu. After the match he told his friend that he would’ve won if he picked Sakura…good stuff.
next time i lose, im saying that
Meh…I’d say stupdity can be credited with most of the things they say.
me: i get this alot
him: you lucky i didnt have my sentinel
him: you play this to much
me: after that i pick a low tier like (RANDOM)sakura,felica,thanos agaisnt his wanna be team scrub
him: you think this a joke huh iight then watch this rape
me: beats him
him: fuck you man shit lets take this out side if you all big and bad
me: clapping and laughing 
“I thought you don’t play this game?”
“Why’d you pick top tiers?”
“Can we play Mortal Kombat now?”
…all from you lol
Man I received so many excuses, I wish I kept track of them.
One funny guy I was playing said “all you do is throw”, then after a while he said “all you do is jump then sweep” then after alot of beating “all you do is sit there and wait”.
“The only reason you’re winning is cos I don’t have an arcade stick”
Na, there is some truth to this one. Last tourney I played in I usd a pad cause I didn’t have a stick… and my execution was waaay off in CvS. Granted I hadn’t played in almost 2 years, but I was late timing on 3 supers! 'Course I didn’t any anythign except “good game” after I lost, so shrug I guess it depends on who you’re playing.
I would have beat u if i was sober… I had a glass of rum and coke and 2 bud lights. So i said u had a rum and coke and 2 bottles of water. Lightweight and a liar. Horrible
Oh, hell nall. I play so mcuh better when I’m slightly tipsy. I guess I gotta slow downa bit, instead of being my normal fast-paced self. I guess my looser excuse would be: “wait 'til I get some liquor in me, son!” :tup:
I OCV this dude with C ken and he unplugs the arcade machine. :wow: