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Ignore the fact that Vega is there? Why would I want to do that dumb shit.

You’re clearly missing the point, ‘dumb shit’.

Ah Street Fighter II V. Where it took longer to fire a Hadouken than it did to defeat Frieza in DBZ.

Yeah. It’s really hard to wrap my head around your advanced analysis up there. So, I will just ogle Vega. Better use of time, anyway.

Ogling beautiful men is indeed a great use of time. I shall join you. Om nom nom.

It’s not a Guile punch, is his old classic one

the wide lead hook being his HP is a “new” thing, SF3 iirc. They did it because MP was really really similar

A really new move is seoi nage as back throw (also this was his SF2 P one, but now keep you close like the real version instead launch the douche 4 meters away)

When for the forward throw he still use the more hip-based throw of SF3/SF4
We don’t know if he still have the “leg throw” as back throw

Also he seem to have classic karate semi-circular high kick as new HK

Urien was and still remains pretty popular so I don’t think that would be an issue.

Or we could have him fight in a suit this time around and then he throws off the shirt and jacket in round 2 if he’s the boss? Heh

Where’s the Bison analysis video? He was shown for a whole 1.66 seconds.

SFII V Ryu looks more like Akira from Virtua Fighter, or Ryo from Shenmue than Ryu.

I actually saw one recently but can’t be bothered to find it but the important bits are:

1- New/Revised outfit
2- The pose he does is probably his V-Trigger or whatever this new mechanic is because he pulses a yellow ring just like Charlie does in the trailer.
3- Oh yeah, he’s back!

Personally I think he’s a great addition to the game, and will most likely be a top tier character that everyone would love because he has a different laugh.

The subject of M. Bison is a controversial issue. Underestimate M. Bison at your peril. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that M. Bison is rarely given rational consideration by global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues.

Social Factors

Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Lance Bandaner said ‘twelve times I’ve traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints’ [1] he borrowed much from M. Bison. No symbol is more potent than M. Bison in society today. It irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Derived from ‘oikonomikos,’ which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with M. Bison. Of course, M. Bison fits perfectly into the Inter-Spam model. Taking special care to highlight the role of M. Bison within the vast framework which this provides.
Annual Military Budget

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There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. Well the annual military budget will continue to follow M. Bison for the foreseeable future. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - ‘The two ways’ - the two sides of M. Bison.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, award winning journalist Bartholomew Rock ‘Man’s greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.’ [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to M. Bison. It speaks volumes. History tells us that M. Bison will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.

Since the Renaissance M. Bison has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.
Conclusion

In conclusion, M. Bison plays a large part in the lives of all. It sings a new song, puts out ‘fires’, and is a joy to behold.

One final thought from the talented Ozzy Zeta-Jones ‘You win some, you loose some, but M. Bison wins most often.’

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

Ryu’s face looks different in like every iteration of SF. You wouldn’t be able to tell him by his face alone unless you’ve seen it before and knew already.

woa woa woa woa slow down there for a moment

wait wut ?

Left looks like generic western trash. Like straight out of an early last gen UE3 game. If you want grimdark there will always be MKX for you.

MKX Quitalities
this is brilliant for one major reason. The fight doesn’t just disconnect and put you at the menu!
I want the SF5 equivalent.
When someone quits SF4 you get nothing, no points, no win - heck I get saltier than the person who quit because they quit and robbed me of my reward.

I love it when people rage quit on me. It means I’m doing something right. Heck, oftentimes I try to make them ragequit on me.

On more productive news. MKX has the Lab Zero driver, here’s hoping that SFV uses it as well.