Star Wars

Who said it’s from Luke’s arm?

There was a shit ton of now dead jedi to take Rey from

None of those Jedi are named Skywalker.

Because it being Lukes arm makes the ST and the saga as a whole come full circle. It’s fan service-y enough to feel like it’s honoring Luke while also being just enough of a twist that most normies that casually like SW will be into. It’ll be the prefect way to explain why Rey is so good with the force without having to try and make up for not explaining it with some training montage to appease the hardcore crowd. I don’t really like it since it’s a cop out on her power level but it’s solid and doesn’t need allot of work to seem plausible in the SW universe.

Unless someone else has a better way to explain why Rey can be so powerful…?

Also this wouldn’t completely erase her Mary Sue status since she’d still be a linguist and a top tier mechanic and even can swim really well despite growing up her whole life on a desert planet.

Can we drop the she a mary sue as she so good thing? That horse not just died, it decomposed, became grass that another horse ate, and we beat that horse to death.
For all we know she could be a clone of Darth Revan from Knights of the old Republic.

Who cares who she is, there a thousands of theories.

No

The ST has one more movie and until we get an answer than I’ll continue to beat that horse.

We know that’s not gonna be a thing. And yes I know you’re being facetious.

So I’m not supposed to care who the main character of the ST is? Why do you feel like that’s an issue? Do you just like characters vital to a story not being explained?

I would say this is hyperbole. TLJ left us with nothing to go off of so how many theories can we really extrapolate from that movies ending? We don’t know what Kylos ambition or goals are outside of being bad for the sake of being bad.

Holy shit stfu. Star Wars has sucked dick since the prequel trilogy.

All this bitching and your ass will be sitting right in a theater with the rest of the YouTube cuck brigade swallowing Disney’s balls and contributing to it slamming the box office again. Movie will be in the Top 3-4 grossing all time of the SW franchise and you’ll come back with the same tired song n dance while Disney rakes in dat cash and you cry about how it flopped.

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yeah but at the end of TLJ Finn and Rey hugged each other like they had already uploaded a homemade video to pornhub so dunno

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So because it sucked in the past it’s supposed to keep sucking?

Whether or not that’s the case how does that invalidate anything I said?

I’ve never said that TROSW wold flop. I’ve said it would under perform but I never said flop. Again “it’ makes allot of money” is a terrible way to hand wave away critic. Allot of stuff that’s mediocre and tows the line makes money but that doesn’t mean it’s quality.

Your rage Bonner for all things Star Wars would be hilarious if it was not tired, sad and pathetic.
Like the useless dick of a elderly old man who viagra no longed works for him.

Look bruh 5 fucking movies in and you really expecting change that ain’t coming. Talk about battered wife syndrome. Capcom and Disney got you by the fucking balls. Tap out nigga, the fuck you still here for!? :joy:

Maybe it makes a lot of money cause the base other than you and your YouTube cuck lords actually like it. Maybe you aren’t the demographic Disney is trying to please.

Inb4 we get to the part where you post a video and I go find one too.

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Cause why not?

https://twitter.com/polygon/status/1173667882741485569?s=21

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I like EP1 minus Jar Jar. EP2 is okay but too much CGI and EP3 was pretty nice but even back when it came out, I thought the suspense was kinda weak because you knew Yoda wasn’t gonna die (also RIP my nigga Mace Windu). I did love that final fight scene but I know allot of people thought it was dumb.

I like the OT however I don’t have hardened nostalgia for it since it was before my time. I though TFA was pretty sweet on first watch however I think it gets weaker the more you watch it especially in conjunction with it’s follow up. I really really liked Rouge One. And despite my pants shitting hate for TLJ, I thought Solo was fun when it was fun. It was a fine film and I’m not mad my friend asked me to see it with him despite saying no at first.

I didn’t watch Clone Wars or Rebels because no cable. I didn’t touch anything in the EU because I’m not a hardcore SW fan. I only played the Pod Racer game on N64 and I remember liking it as a kid.

So of all the Star Wars content that I’ve consumed I think most of it is pretty fine. Not perfect by any means but fine. Duel of Fates is my favorite Star Wars melody and that scene is one of my favorites in movie history.

So now that you know my background can you still claim that have a hate boner for all things SW? I refuse to read the nu-canon though because allot of it tries to fix Rians mistakes and from what I’ve seen other more passionate Star Wars fans talk about (ThorSkywalker) none of it sounds compelling.

I just like good story telling and consistent world building. I’m not completely averse to asspulls in my escapism as long as it feels earned:

This was an asspull, but it was earned.

I don’t like shit jumping the shark. That’s why I hated Game Of Thrones Season 8 and why I’ll never rewatch Darling in the Franxx despite it having some promise at the start. You confuse my dislike of the ST’s aimless direction as me hating everything. I’m not a fucking simp. I can see when shit is wonky as fuck. It’s why I stopped reading Bleach. It’s why I stopped reading Naurto. If this makes me an angry fanboy/Incel/Man baby/Troll/Russian Bot/Misogynist to you then…oh well I guess… :man_shrugging:t4:

5 movies in? What? The ST has only 2 movies out.

It makes money because of brand recognition. It’s not just anything it’s SW. Of course it’s gonna make money.

I’m sure most Star Wars films aim to please a wide group of people like Marvel movies or most tent poll films.

https://discourse-cdn-aws1.com/shoryuken/original/3X/c/5/c51fca9b58ea73401f18b28952c5e781638e43e3.jpeg

I don’t have to. This image is all I need :ok_hand:t4:

Edit: Forgot, I’m looking forward to the Mandalorian.

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Soo…if I dislike a star wars film and choose to not to see the next film I am not allowed to criticize it.

If I dislike a star wars film and choose to still see the next one I’m bitchmade and a cuck.

Problem is that, unless you’ve watched, you’re basically going into this thread to troll. I already told Locoghoul that derailing the thread for the people who watched it wasn’t gonna fly.

So don’t fuck it up for the lovers or haters who paid good money to argue on SRK.

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If you mindlessly hate something just to hate it, it comes off as obnoxious. However SW has enough content from different eras that at this point not having an opinion on SW would be weirder than being a angry fanboy.

The ST is like I stated before, aimless. It sought to please everyone via brand recognition instead plotting a strong story for a new generation. The PT gets allot of hate. Some unwarranted and some deserved. But one thing you can’t say is that it was aimless. It was Lucas’s vision through and through and he got to tell his story. Sure there are plot holes and bullshit logic leaps however Anakins rise and fall was consistent with his character. Also I know people hated it but SW needs politics. You can’t create a world like SW and then soft reset it every time you want to do a new story. Unless each chapter jumps ahead 1,000 years it will never hold up. That was one of the PT’s strengths and has been one of the ST’s pit falls.

I’d say seeing TROSW is akin to sunken cost. You’ve already invested in the narrative of the story even if you hate where it’s gone or where it’s going. You just want to see them take it out back and end the poor thing. I actual guarantee Disney is gonna distance themselves from the ST when it comes to expounding the canon. They know this shit is a cluster fuck and they can’t fix everything so they’ll just move on.

Despite my eventual dislike of 8 that made less likely to view Solo I still like the series as a whole. I used to pay good money…back when we had premium.

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Too soon.

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You know my only regret for Star Wars is, not finding and listening to the Radio Play Adaption to the original trilogy

I’m sure it’s out there in the eternal black hole that is the Internet

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