Star Wars

Skratch Bastid is awesome. He collaborates with a bunch of different bands I follow.

Interesting video:

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LOL, made it as far as him blaming strong females. Just another pissed off nerd. Nothing to see here.

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i showed my mom TLJ for the 1st time.
she said whats wrong with Snoke’s head?
i said he had a cesarean section on his forehead.
he both laughed.
then the luke milking martian titties and she roared with laughter.
what have they done to our heroes.
they made em so uncool man.

They were never cool to begin with.

So apparently this is a leaked poster. It has since been removed from Twitter.

C3PO has now got six million ways to send you back to the Force.

Wonder how much this will change (outside of the title addition) by Celebration.

No Leia in the poster. Makes me wonder how much she’ll be in it. I think I read they were going to work some of scenes she had already filmed into the movie.

You know whats not in the poster?

Rian Johnson’s dumb dumb space bombers.

You know whats in?

The godlike Y-Wing Bomber.

Checkmate, Atheists.

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I also don’t see a planet based super-weapon. Maybe it isn’t going to be SUPER Return of the Jedi

Luke’s lightsaber is repaired.

You mean Anakin Skywalker’s

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Not gonna lie, I give a little “harumph” when I see Rey’s lightsaber in marketing. However, she’s in possession of it, and it’s not like either of them will be using it.

Oh yeah, it was Anakin’s before Obi Wan gave it to Luke. Good call.

There was a documentary on the guy who drew the SW posters (and Indiana Jones and a tonne of classic posters). In it Guillermo Del Toro talks about how he paid the guy out of pocket to draw a poster for Pan’s Labyrinth which didn’t even end up getting used.

The collage is cool and all, but damn if there isn’t something kind of lost from not having it hand drawn. This isn’t in any way complaining about current production. The person who would do those posters retired years ago. But going into the modern era with photoshop and all that, it feels like there are just certain things missing is all.

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del toro paid some guy to illustrate the hellboy poster, and he was like “i cant wait till this is up in theaters” and the illustrator patted him on the back and said “oh guillermo, youre about to find out how little power you have.”

theres a docu about the death of the illustrated movie poster.
24x36 i think its called

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“Now this is Pod Racing” - Darth Vader

Short clip of Samuel L. Jackson talking about his Star Wars experience. Seeing him geek out over the role is awesome.

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Jaina Solo before Disney took over

I am sure he’s the only Jedi with BMF inscribed on the hilt.

She woudn’t be cannon anyways. Print media back in the day is secondary to the films and Lucas has no plans of bringing the Solo twins to the silver screen. The original Force Awakens script was written by Lucas has zero mention of a Jaina but it did have a Ray.

Also this came out yesterday