SSX 2012

I dunno, it’s working fine for me. shrug

What’s this like online?

What the fuck? You think I’m a douche bag hipster that wears skinny jeans because I don’t like this game then you called ME pathetic? Ah… Fanboys.

I know you guys like this game and will hate me for this but here I go:
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ITT: People shitty at SSX mad at SSX.

Lol @ DSP. What a terrible representative for “legitimate complaining”. Watching any of his SF4 matches is pretty clear indication that Phil has no clue what is supposed to happen in any game at any given time.

Anyway to answer the only real question of the last page, the online is pretty damn brilliant. It’s like a persistent world, almost MMO-ish. I don’[t even miss “true” multiplayer. Then again I haven’t played SSX since Tricky so I probably just forget what snowboarding multiplayer is even like shrug. I like the way it’s done, but you certainly need to put people on your friends list who also play it or you don’t get nearly the full effect. I think I’ve added about a dozen people which is more than I’ve added for online multiplayer since I stopped playing Tekken 6. Good times…

Corrected for truth. I’ve played On Tour, SSX3, Tricky and even a little with the first one, never had an issue with what I had with this new game. I’m repeating myself now with why it sucks balls, and since I traded the piece of shit in, I’m glad I could get some money back from it. And how can anyone be bad at this game, or any past SSX when it comes to doing the tricks? Nope, this new SSX is hyped up wackness.

Yea, YOU had problems, but I haven’t played an SSX since Tricky and I haven’t had any of those problems. If the controls are SO BAD, why am I, with the aforementioned little SSX experience, winning GEs and and setting gold explore times in races? Let’s be real, you’re “trading that piece of shit in” because your frustration with your own shitty lack of ability has lead you to quit. If no one was able to master these controls, then yea, it’s the controls. YOU can’t master the controls, so, it’s uh…fucking you.

Scrub. Stay free, or whatever the fighting game kids are sayin these days.

He’s still moving/tricking while landing, of course he will fall…

really?

Again, my only gripe with this game that happened to ruin my enjoyment was the looseness/sensitivity of steering the characters. You’re assumption on my “shitty lack of ability” has nothing to do with why I disliked the game. I almost dismissed your post as pure trolling/flaming. But I gave you the benefit of the doubt. Still, are you always pissy or just on the rag?

Hunh. No wonder.

lol, yes of course. Because calling you out for your lazy gaming is being on the rag. “Derp controls are fuckin retarded fuck this game” is all I’m seeing from the detractors in this thread. Fact of the matter is, I haven’t played SSX in over 10 years and I’m doing just fine. You’re CLEARLY giving off a “I can’t figure this out so it’s fucking garbage” vibe. You’re free to any opinion of bad taste that you want, but just spreading disinformation/lying is gonna get called out by me every time. If you don’t like it, stop being a FUCKING LIAR, when trying to get your point across. God forbid someone respect your shitty opinion and not get the game because you said it has “shitty controls”. It doesn’t. Learn how to play.

How about all 3 of you shut the fuck up. Beta and BBQ don’t like the game. Big deal. You can’t like everything.

All 3 of you sound like catty little bitches, straight fuckin up the thread.

Not gonna lie, I really want to get this game. I played the demo and loved the hell out of it, but with SFxT coming out tomorrow, I’m just not sure I can justify the purchase. $120 is a lot of money to spend on video games, at least for me.

I’ve been replaying SSX Tricky to satisfy my cravings until I can come to a decision. Tell me, how much of the old cast made it into SSX 2012? Is Brodi there? He was always my favorite.

The controls were a little difficult for me to get used to as well, but, once I got the hang of it I’m having a fucking blast playing this game! Some good advice I’ve taken from the Merqury City thread is to treat the controls sort of like a racing game, where you only need slight adjustments once you establish a line. Once you practice at it for a while things seem to move along more smoothly. Trust me, I’ve flown over the side of the mountain plenty of times, but if you stick with it it gets better, and becomes much more enjoyable. It just takes a little practice and learning the runs.

Katzenklavier - Of the 10 select-able riders, only 3 are new. Griff almost counts as a new character because now he’s grown up. Moby and Psymon are also radically redesigned. Zoe, Elise, Mac and Kaori are mostly in tact. Eddie is a pre order bonus and is just as goofy and stupid as I remember him but it may be your cup of tea. Looks like Allegra could make it in as DLC at some point.

chadouken - Yes, that. 1000x that. People complain of “oversteering” when really, they just need to think about the complaint a little bit and logic will tell them what to do. You’re like “FUCK THIS OVERSTEERING IS GETTING ME KILLED”…well, steer less. Going through caves and even splitting a bunch trees is really no problem once you learn the degree that you’re supposed to actually steer left and right in a given situation.

Again, don’t get your panties in a bunch because I didn’t like the game. Your only supporting argument is that you haven’t played SSX in over 10 years, and I keep saying the fuck does that have to do with why I didn’t like about this game. You then follow the rest of your idiotic post with insults calling me a fucking liar and saying I misinform people. If you can’t handle people’s opinions with out lashing out with insults, you need to stop posting because you can’t handle it.
I said what I had to say, boo fucking hoo if you didn’t like it, but to act like a bitch about it, I’m going to call you out for that.

Love the game, now to level up my characters. 1-6 was just a breeze… now time to get the ones I play to 10 ._.

The irony of this is delicious. You’re such a clueless twat. I called YOU out on YOUR stupidity. That is a result of YOUR bunched up crack riding panties. Panties that you can’t pull up like a big boy and figure out how to play a fucking game without being spoon fed or some shit. Then saying blanket statements like “Blah controls are booty blah” when really, you just don’t get them. And like I said, I’d just find it rather stupid that you going around saying something untrue because you’re a fucking failure would cause someone to pass up on this game. So I CALLED YOU OUT and made sure that people understand it’s not the controls, it’s the scrubs complaining about them.

But anyway, you bitch asses can drown in your haterade, I’m done. lol leave it to SRK to ruin some good shit with their stupidity.

SSX sucks.

Did you really just lump me in with the two of them? I only made one post in regards to their back-and-forthery.
I speak with Likes, son. How does one sound like a “catty little bitch” with just Likes?
If you’re not talking about me, then it’s all good. If you are, go fuck yourself.

Moving back on topic, all I’ll say about this game is: I’m glad my brother bought this game instead of me. If I had bought it, I’d have returned it within 24 hours. Depending on how much I would get for it, I may have forgone the option of returning it and saved it for use as a coaster for beverages at home. Or as a fashionable stand for a trash can.

SSX3 is the only SSX for me. I’m not going to get in a pissing contest with a bunch of randoms over squat.

And on that note, I’m done with this thread. Call me when EA Big returns and remakes SSX3 with current gen graphics.