My favorite one is “OMG your shit for pokes, I lost too a shitty scrub” Other ones are great when a scrub spams specials with lag assist “Come on dude, you know my Ryu is awesome” Or sometimes “I play in tournaments”
Got my second ever voice rage last night. Beat a Guy with my Juri in ranked and afterward he sent me a message calling me cheap and if winning like I did makes me feel good, then whatever.
Wasn’t really being cheap. He was just spamming Guy’s Bushin air thing(where he launches across the screen curled up in a ball), and just plain jumping at me. Either way, all I needed to do was just use Juri’s awesome Cr.HP followed by a EX or Fierce Pinwheel. Cheap? Nope, just patience against an overly predictable opponent.
Ah well, deleted it and forgot about it.
“Suck a big black dick.”
Played a 10k rog last night called ‘Ashmeista’ - this particular douche loves to give abuse over the mic, lol. Before the fight had even started he was laughing at my points, calling me a scrub etc (I’m one of those 4k B ranks :() First Round constant abuse ‘fucking scrub, lousy scrub etc etc’ he wins with about 60% of his life left. 2nd round I perfect him, haha, he was going absolutely crazy ‘fucking bullshit! wtf! etc etc’. Final round I was winning, he lands HB-Ultra and takes the lead, shit talking the whole time. Then I beat him because he literally didn’t know what to do against Chun’s df HK, lol. He was going crazy over the mic literally screaming ‘FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WTF!!! YOU FUCKING SCRUB’
I sent him a ‘mmmm… salt was delicious’ message, to which I get this charming reply:
‘You’re points are a joke, LUCKY SCRUB!!! CATCH CANCER!!’
I lol’d. What a sad fuck… he has issues, clearly lol.
Bu-but, you’re meaningless online points were low! There’s no way you could’ve won! Clearly he was a much better player than you, your gonna have to play better next time you worthless scrub!
/sarcasm
Yea, he done luv dem points… lol
Sent a message to || TimeShaDe ||, a 1-round 30-sec. braindead Cammy player trying to boost for points. I gave him some advice after beating him with Hakan:
“You should really consider learning how to play the game instead of getting points”
he sent me 2 messages:
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“ur a scrub learn 2 play then ur a pro”
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“Turtle”
So this guy barely won with Chun-li against my hakan. He messaged me “Too free scrub”. I run into this guy again, I picked Blanka against his Chun-li and beat his ass, he messages me “You nerd”. Then I run into him again. I pick Dan he picks Chun-li and I perfect him because he sucks. Next round after that he hit me once and I beat his ass after that. This is the message that basically confirmed that he was a scrub.
him= “dude you only one (this isn’t a typo. He is mad dumb lol) because I had a bad controller”
me= “I play on a 360 pad”
him= “ok I play on a stick. Who has the worst one?”
facepalm
Brother, you should have stuck with Hakan! Nevah Back Down!
In super I’ve only gotten mail sent after losing. In Vanilla I had I few “mother’s basement” dudes call me gay for using Vega. Most of the time if people send me anything, people are telling me “nice vega bro” or “good vega”. My Vega sucks by the way. Or like I said, they’ll taunt me after beating me. Sometimes BARELY. I’m not an adrenaline junkie, so calm the fuck down with that “down-to-the-wire-hype” shit online. You beat a decent at best Vega online, so what?
I’ve gotten two messages from two Juri players in the past two days, from opposite ends of the spectrum.
Been playing Juri lately myself(and enjoying it, she’s fun), and had a mirror match in ranked. Decent match and I won. I got a message from the guy I fought after saying “Good fight bro”. Some decent folks out there.
Last night, another Juri mirror match, this time against an under 5k B rank Juri(I’m only a C). First round went back and forth, but my opponent took it. I won the 2nd round after baiting and punishing a dive kick with U2. Apparently that must’ve pissed him off, as he went all out in the 3rd. Was completely merciless and spaztic, and ended up winning. He sent me a message after to tell me, “go cry to your mommy”.
Sore losers are just sad, pathetic, and funny to laugh at. But sore winners like that can just go straight to hell.
I played DMG Inthul yesterday in a ranked match (I couldn’t believe it, I thought he played PS3). I used Guy and his Pad Long smashed me. I messaged him afterwards saying “Good shit man. I choked after seeing your name.” He replied "heh, thanks, gg"
What a cool motherfucker. /coolstory
I played 1v1 against a better player (in terms of PP like 4200, I have 3600 and struggle to break 4000) than me and it went 6-6 in matches before I had to sleep. I sent a message stating only “ggs” and he replies that if he wasn’t so tired it would go 10-0 and that he sleeps on noobs and some other insults. Why are fighting game players dicks? All of you, dicks.
We are what we eat.
last night i fought this guy named B3NTL3Y B3AM3R I knew by his name he was a baller. i played him once and he was ibuki and did okay but i still handed his ass to him. then the next time i faced him he played a run away dee jay who i completely destroyed. as i did a safe jump in he tried to do wake up ultra, and of course i blocked it. just as the animation was finishing up i got a disconnect. i then sent him a message saying ‘haha nice rage quit get good instead of quitting scrub’ which started a fun string of messages. his reply was…
‘lol u can say that but nigga u know that was some bullshit tell me how that nigga block my ultra in the fuckin air n my exes wit ibuki GTFOH’
to which i replied ‘its called a safe jump lrn2play the game you moron’
and of course i get this gem back … 'get the fuck outta here n learn how to spell u fruit cake ass nigga. ’
at this point i want to feed the troll and try to get more funny responses back so i replied with something like ‘quit crying and just get good at the game you are the worst ibuki and dee jay i’ve ever played online’
he then replied ‘this nigga jus keeps talkin shit. ur a funny ass nigga. i dont think that im the worst a ibuki player but maybe the dee jay player. jus get off my dick about the whole thing damn’
he then sent me another one before i could respond ‘ps ur the worst gayrog ever on xbox live u ***. trying using someone else cuz ur trash wit him. only real niggaz can use him nigga.’
well at this point i know he is raging hard, so i replied ‘who is this nigga you keep talking about? anyways if i’m the worst rog ever on live and i waxed you two times in a row and made you ragequit, what does that make you?’
he then replied back again ‘go fuck ur self u white trash sister fucker go back to ur trailer park GFUS’
i then replied one last time ‘you should learn to spell, it is yourself and would then be GFY you idiot, take your own advice you gave me’
i didn’t get any more replies back 
wish i did because i know he was ragin hard!
The 360 fails. If I had 360, I’d gets tons of hatemail I bet. Bunch of immature wannabe gangsta’s. Everybody try to act hardbody. Lol, 20 bucks say that dude live in the suburbs somewhere with polite neighbors and his biological mother and father.
yea people on xbl are thugs for sure.
think i’m going to send him a message linking him to my post too, that will be fun.
Yeah, you should. I’m black myself, and I look down on uneducated wastes of sperm like him. But just like every white person isn’t a redneck (like he suggested) every black person doesn’t act uneducated and ignorant like that, and it’s shameful when we do. People like him should have been swallowed.
Got this one from trinimaster
“roll a big spliff”
WTF is a spliff?
Why it’s a marijuana cigarette old chap.