It was my very first day of SSFIV. No prior knowledge or experience with Ibuki, not even on 3rd Strike. I beat an Abel with ease. His message:
“Sweep, sweep, sweep, sweep all day. Get skills, nub”
My response:
“It appeared down-block wasn’t in your arsenal”
Same day, I played someone who used a variety of fighters. His first fight was Akuma. He beat me fairly. He instanly rematched me with Guy. I chose Ken. Scored a good AAA. He rematched immediately, again. I chose Adon. He went back to Akuma. Scored another AAA. He sent a voice message with a picture. The picture was a black xbox controller shattered in pieces.
His voice message:
“See, it’s motherf—in scrubs like you. Cheap a-- whores who ain’t got nuttin betta to do than sit on Street Fighter all day, play some free a-- characters, and take points from better players. I spent hours working to get my f—in points. Now look and what you had done got me doin’. Now I have to go out and get another f—in controller, spend some 60 dollars or some sh-t, all because you had to f–k up my day. Thank you sir. Bastard ass n-gga.”
Hmmm, correct me if I’m wrong, but I thought kindergartners were the ones who were supposed to care about letters and numbers.
He sent another picture of him flicking me off.
I loved that message so much I’m upset I accidentally deleted it. I’m not sure if I’m sorry about his controller. I met someone else that day. He was a really nice, friendly fellow. I told him he was, unlike other XBL jerks. He agreed. I told him the story I told you. He tells me that he got the same message. So perhaps the guy is faking and it’s all a cry-baby hoax. I hope you have a chance to get that same message from Yoishalator. That message was pure gold.
PS:
What’s ‘free’? It sounds funny, and seems like some sorta hxc gamer slang or something haha I just want to know the exact definition, so I can start using it correctly, and able to explain 