LMAO!
why is this sooo funny.
LMAO!
why is this sooo funny.
i beat this guys adon with my gief…and he was absolutly livid he sent me messages about how he hangs out with empire arcadia and how he placed 107 at evo this year…i want to post pictures but i dont know a place where i can host the file.
“never will b used 2 loosing 2 1 move noobs like ur gay ass,am use 2 playing real pros wit real skillz u *** boy!! practice more i guarantee ur sad ass our next meeting it wont b dat easy u pussy!!” - xANGRY1ofMANYx
I think I’m gonna have to start maining Sagat after the delicious hatemail I get every time I random him and manage to win.
I can’t stop laughing at this, oh god.
I’ve gotten a few, usually gg’s and “ur vega’s hella good”, ya know from chill ppl.
Anyways one night I’m using Guy who I’m still in the process of learning and had just started really. A Sagat pops on and turtles in the corner just throwing dp’s. Rapes me, cause I haven’t learned Guy response to shoto’s yet. I message
"really? ur just gonna spam uppercut? nub" he responds “grow a pair” or some bs.
Next night I switch to my Vega and he comes back. Every dp got his ass Izuna dropped.
My msg "told ya to stop spamming that shit nub"
lol that made my night
Oh and my other fun one, destroyed this guys balrog (didn’t throw a single headbutt vs vega lol)
Him: "welfare ass connect, stay offline"
Me: “thnx for the pro tips lol”
So he spams uppercuts, manages to beat you using that and you call him a nub?
Salty much?
I got a “wow gay” message from an Ibuki that my Rose threw 5 times in the third round in an Endless.
Thing was, he was a bit throw happy himself in the rounds prior. Lots of empties to throws that caught me off guard a bit.
You do realise you’re the one that sounds like a tit there, yers?
^ Pretty much what I was thinking.
Epic!
Keeping with thread title, just beat Tw1STEDJ0K3R 3 times in endless, on the last ko he ragequit and this conversation followed:
Tw1STEDJ0K3R: fucking long arm pussy
me: you’re bad at a video game, so what? get over it nerd.
Tw1STEDJ0K3R: i dnt care if I’m bad lol sos i dnt siton it for hours like you fucking loser
me: 29k gamer score? no, apparently you sit on other games for hours instead!
Tw1STEDJ0K3R: i’ve had the account for 4 years you retard. look its ok you concentrate on sf m8 that’ll get rid of your virginity cunt
me: …I have a gf, though I really doubt you ever have with your social skills, or any friends.
Tw1STEDJ0K3R: engaged dickhead! look your a geeky cunt with no life get over it! BLOCKED
me: you’re pathetic
And xbl was going so well these past few weeks, was getting nothing but compliments :<.
It’s funny how someone can say you have no life while getting really mad at losing.
This happened a few days ago while I was playing at a friends house I was using guile and my friend was playing as zangief since my friend would use a jump-in spd to fight me any time I saw him jump i would immediately pull off guile’s air throw and stay away as to not get my ass piledriven in the final round he had one too many air grabs and quit out of the match saying “If your are gonna be like that then i am not gonna fucking play against you”
I’m really hoping I get hate saying I have no life so I can respond with “Exactly why you lost, how do you kill that which has no life?”
Why bother responding in the first place?
Well there’s your problem right there. Capcom somehow got Maximum Spider mixed into Makoto and IV.
To hopefully get a funny reaction.
Being a Zangief player I tend to get quite a bit of hatemail such as this lovely message i received from ‘anonymous’ because of me standing in a corner lariating like a motherfucker after getting a life lead from his rather inexperienced jump happy Akuma
“if you want to camp so much go pitch a fucking tent in the mountains and fuck a fucking bear mother fucker.”
the profanity brought me profound sadness.
one time, I was fighting against Viper and she was owning me. At one point, it became the final round, she had a very large life lead and I had to do something FAST. So what I did was as soon as I got my knockdown, I began to play guessing games with her. As soon as she got up, I would throw, or jab, and if block, I’d throw, then cross up and throw, if the cross up was blocked I’d still throw, and I’d do a fake cross up and just throw. I basically mixed all of these together in the final round and came out as the victor. and the person messaged me with the title “O.O”
and then the message said “Whatever it takes to win…”
I Lol’d so hard.