What the hell is happening? If Icege was corrupt that should be 7 corrupt deaths. Why is the game still going?
Does the game keep going until night phase ends since Chief was disguised as a sacrifice? There is no way Aidebit could’ve pulled one over on me… is there?
…Uh oh.
If aidebit did manage that he is awesome
But we know chiefs list didn’t gel
Hmm
I’m not sure why chief lied about his investigation results. Maybe he misremembered them?
Not sure why aidebit faked uc for me but thanks for the help lol
Hey, remember when I said that we should Lynch a UC to confirm identity? Remember when no one listened? Oh well…
No. There is no fucking way Aidebit pulled that off.
They clearly have 7 people so they dont know who I investigated. The rules make no mention of them getting the results either. Just the names. There is no way anybody but Gumshoe could have known about the Inconclusive. I even made it it a point to not hint to him what issue was. I just had him fill in the Night 2 and he answered it perfectly.
Seriously what the fuck is happening? There has to be some unwritten rule that the game ends when corrupt dont submit a night action, which would be possible when they are all dead. MP isnt allowed to reveal a sacrifice death is he?
GUMSHOE! IF AIDEBIT IS A FAKE COME FORWARD NEXT DAY PHASE! I am very pissed off right now.
I mean, there’s no way that there’s less than 6 mafia dead. That’s 100% confirmed by the GM.
There’s also no way that there’s 2 real UCs. So… maybe we just assumed Chief couldn’t be UC? What if he really is and TGG’s lying? But that doesn’t make sense either, because there’s no way that both TGG and Aidebit are lying. At least one of them has to be telling the truth. But if that’s the case, then it would be impossible for both to know the INCONCLUSIVE on Saitsu. Unless TGG lied about it after Aidebit posted it? That would mean that Chief was telling the truth, and we know he didn’t get a an inconclusive.
There is literally no way that the game isn’t over. No way that I try to wrap my head around this makes sense.
“How is this not over?” Franziska von Karma demanded to know.
“It seems as though the Bottomless Pit is not satiated,” the judge implied.
“Then who else is left?” Phoenix implored to know.
“I…I…” Edgeworth stammered.
No one knew the answer. Soon brother against brother, friend against friend on the jury began tearing each other limb for limb, trying to make sure all of the corrupt died.
“It…it was me.”
That was another voice in the back. Everyone turned around to see.
“Missing Person?” everyone gasped.
“Ah, yes…so it was…it was me…yes…”
“But…but why?” Edgeworth demanded to know.
“Ah, yes…motive, you already know…”
Everyone just stared at him.
“Shemales…” he said. “The world needed more shemales…yes, more shemales…”
Oh God, Phoenix thought. Can I please just wake up now.
“I dreamt of a world with more shemales…yes…more…but now they are no more…”
And with great sadness, Missing Person leapt into the Bottomless Pit, clearly not thinking things through, but assuming everyone who jumped in always played another mafia game, so he should be fine.
ka-toink
But suddenly, there was a giant scream from inside the Bottomless Pit. With all the anger and fury it could muster, the Bottomless Pit fought back. As revenge for such a quick game of cat and mouse…
…EVERYONE BECAME SHEMALES.
Oh GOD! Phoenix cried to himself, feeling his exquisite breasts. What is this hell I find myself in?!
“Nick!” he heard.
He pulled himself up from his bed. There stood Maya unharmed.
“We have to go!”
“Where?”
“To the mental institution. There’s been a murder; a game of mafia gone awry!”
“Oh, Christ…”
A new episode has been unlocked.
Game over! Civilians Win!
Roles this game:
Initial Corrupt: Icege, SoVi3t, IWinALot, DukeC/DarkGeneral, jasonC, orochizoolander
Recruited Corrupt: The Chief
Franziska von Karma: XthAtGAm3RGuYX
Dick Gumshoe: Aidebit
Diego Armando: RECESSIONTIME
Post-game chatter begin. Awards, Tiers, and Points will come later!
Maya Fey: Dandyman90
TL;DR: I just wanted to see if I could get your tinfoil hats on for once this game.
Either mp forgot he was last or he’s trolling us for fun
Or, he’s gonna pull that move where I get made honorary mafia during the last phase again lol
>_>
…I need to go to bed.
Lol
And you guys bought I was mafia tsk tsk
You have no idea how much Synonym was goading me into doing that.
Also send a losers lounge invite
Synonym you made this game boring
Mafia PM invite, LL invite, Synonym invite, you guys know the drill.
MISSING PERSON YOU DIRTY SLUT!
MISSING PERSON, YOU ASSHOLE. I WAS GOING TO CHANGE MY VOTE. NOW I LOST OUT ON A POINT THANKS TO YOU.
And I don’t why I always play like garbage in your games ;(
ftfy
Points, whatever.
One thing matters. W.