Oh, damn. What did Fuzz edit? The formatting?
Is Vanilla going to cause the first DQ of the game?
I was going to sleep, but I’m way too excited to sleep now.
Knowing Alpha, he’s already ready with one.
“Oh my God, this is my dream come true.”
Why do you think I was sleeping in the cupboard? I left Alpha alone with his new girlfriend.
Seriously though, that’s honestly not the worst place i’ve ever slept.
Also, on my home pc and I HAVE QUOTES AGAIN!!!
This write-up is going to make the Book of Mormon look like a joke.
…no wait, that’s not right.
I hate doing it for something so insipid, but I had already said that TGG’s edit was the last warning for it this game.
Sorry, Fuzz.
So Alpha does this count as a Day 1 lynch on Fuzz for you? I mean he technically died before night phase is over. You dont get the satisfaction of getting half the roster to vote for him but he still died nonetheless.
I cant even crack on him because I almost did it myself. GG Fuzz.
It’s not the same type of satisfaction as lynching him Day 1 with him flipping Mafia, but that doesn’t stop it from being ridiculously satisfying in a different way. I am so erect right now. I’m gonna go find some guro for… research purposes, then come back to the write-up when I’m less distracted.
56 minutes until Night 1 ends, please have your final night actions in by then.
So Alpha is into Guro huh?
Better add that one to the chart.
Why do I feel like noone cares if we win or lose?
I’ve already won.
It takes at least 3 clicks (or taps) to edit a post. Y’all need to work on your hit confirms.
Damn it Fuzz
thats some bullshit fuzz, am gonna need to sleep with your girl now nigga :tdownidgaf:
Don’t get me wrong. I bust out laughing at done of these shenanigans but I also dissect every post in the process.
Also, @RadicalFuzz does get a last gasp, as his DQ wasn’t intentionally done.
He has 12 hours from the time of the DQ to get it submitted.
Night 1: Turnabout Dandyman90
Thursday, October 2
9:00PM
Hotel Room 903
“What an exhausting day,” Maya said, wiping her brow.
“You said it,” Phoenix responded, taking off his suitjacket. “But it’s not over yet.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, I should be out there collecting evidence for my defense tomorrow.”
“If you don’t mind,” Maya said, heading toward the bed, “I think I’m going to stay in tonight.”
“You’re not going to be up to any funny business after I leave, are you?”
“What do you mean?”
“Don’t play dumb with me,” Phoenix said, pointing his finger at Maya. “Last time you went off trying to save people. Don’t be a hero here. Let me handle this case.”
“Okay…” Maya said, her voice drifting off as she hung her head in scorn.
“Promise me,” Phoenix demanded.
“Promise you?”
“Promise me you won’t get involved.”
Maya sighed. “I promise.”
And with that, Phoenix left, and Maya retreated between the sheets.
Thursday, October 2
9:30PM
Mayor’s Office
Feces.
Lots and lots of feces was in Lord William MCCXXXIV’s office. And charts. Lots and lots of charts.
Phoenix was at least able to ascertain the last name of the mayor: McDaniels. But something about this office didn’t add up. Was this Lord William’s office or DaRabidDuckie’s?
Something about this whole universe didn’t add up, matter of fact. It looked like this world had been shot through the sun and back. Everything looked scorched and bleak.
No matter, he was here for evidence, not to judge the quality of life in the city of Compton. He began sifting through the desk.
Hm, he thought, as he grabbed at something shiny in the back. This might be pert–
That’s when his world went black.
Thursday, October 2
10:45PM
Mayor’s Office
His head hurt, and his ears were ringing.
Phoenix had no idea who hit him, but they hit him hard. They clearly didn’t want him snooping around this office.
He looked at his hand. The object he grabbed at was gone from his grasp. Taken by The Corrupt.
He also had a sense of dread. A serious sense of impending doom came over him. He surveyed his surroundings.
Nothing was there that would get him. So why was it…
That’s when he realized why, and bolted from the room.
Thursday, October 2
11:00PM
Hotel Room 903
Phoenix almost broke the door down before he could unlock it.
“MAYA!” he screamed, rushing toward the bed.
What he saw was red. All he saw was red. All that was discernable of Maya Fey’s remnants was her channeling costume.
He saw a note on the pillow, written in black and stained in blood. He picked it up to read it.
“At least she kept her promise,” was written.
And then he began sobbing, as he let out a deafening cry.
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
Dandyman90 was killed by The Corrupt.
Dandyman90 was Maya Fey!
@Dandyman90, please submit your last gasp within 12 hours. Please wrap it in the code tag if you do any formatting.
Godot’s kill stock is now 1.
Day 2 has now begun. Please submit your lynch votes by 11:00PM, Saturday, October 4, EST.
Player List
Aidebit
AlphaCommando
Augustus
Bious
Blindknagg
The Chief
The Co-Jones (Day 1 Lynch: Jury Member)
crucades
Dandyman90 (Night 1 Mafia Kill: Maya Fey)
DarkGeneral
ForgeDigger
great cow lord
Hecatom
Icege
IWinALot
jasonC
orochizoolander
Pimp Willy
RadicalFuzz (Night 1 DQ: Jury Member)
RECESSIONTIME
Saitsu
SoVi3t
Synonym
Vynce
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