You posted while I was writing mine. Oh well. I was actually looking for a different gif but I was getting good results. Just went for that one instead.
I wasnt* getting good results.
No post counts. I do those from work computers and I am off work for Jury Duty

I’m nervous oz is voting with me. I dun like it.
I’m pretty sure I posted my reason to vote him before you did.
Trying something.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I CAN’T EVEN USE FORMATTING ON THE MAIN SITE NOW?!
Seriously, fuck you, Vanilla. Fuck you in the fuckiest of fucked up ways.
The Co-Jones’s Last Gasp:
UCs, please investigate my killers. There’s roughly a pair of mafia in that group. Sucks that I don’t get to play this game, but that’s life I guess.
I didn’t get a chance to get on today because SRK mobile edition sucks.
Since it is the day 1 lynch there’s little to no info to go about but keep a sharp eye for these players:
Icege (Talk about anti wallflower tech and let him live after a no vote)
Bious (why would you want me dead so bad?)
ForgeDigger (same here)
Augustus (Random talk got people’s attention)
RecessionTime (probably has a role)
Synonym (quick to buddy up with Bious and Forge to get a lynchwagon on me)As for today, well:
http://new4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/3953279+_6a8c39e7dc58d29702d99c4d17d60a79.jpg
Seriously, this “improvement” is becoming the biggest pile of bullshit ever. Not even Xenforo’s “An unexpected error has occurred” BS was this bad.
I’ll get a post count up later tonight. It’ll be about 5 or so hours until I can run it.
Syn stealing that west coast technology!
To everyone who said why RT: Do you think he’s going to contribute in the coming day phases? Like Chief said, do you think he has a plan for endgame? Not necessarily saying everyone does, but he plays these games without saying hardly anything and survives into endgame because the Mafia has no incentive to kill him. If we lynch him Day 1 we “lose” very little even if he’s civilian because he’s not talking and if we get lucky and he’s Mafia then that’s nice. If we don’t lynch him Day 1, then when, or do you propose that we just keep him alive when he’s doing nothing to help? We can’t afford lynches in the mid-late game just to kill wallflowers when it could be Lynch or Lose, that’s something I learned very well last game. So what’s your plan for dealing with RT?
To everyone who is disconcerted by my aloof method of dealing with Alpha’s attempted wagon: I don’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill. Alpha had 4 or 5 votes locked on me due to past favors, but there was no real push aside from those players having to vote for me. Overreacting or even acknowledging the wagon as a threat would inadvertently create more support for it. I’d be talking about me getting lynched, Alpha and everyone who voted for me would be talking about it, and everyone who hadn’t voted yet would be thinking about it, which is a decent amount of what happened in the EOW game where I got lynched Day uno. I was taking a small gamble, but it was a relatively safe bet that somebody else would get lynched, and sure enough the town just kinda decided on Coco after I left. There @ForgeDigger now you can fill in that blank on your spreadsheet :tup:
To Vynce: So you think I’m suspicious, and I’d be a fine lynch, but you don’t want the guilt of being wrong again, at least before I “get a chance to play”? Come on, if this was anyone else the entire town would be calling you on that. I completely believe that you’d feel bad if you lynched me early on, regardless of my allegiance or yours, but you should know better than that. If I slipped up then call me on that ish. Even if you succeed and I get lynched Day 1 you shouldn’t feel bad. The consolation prize of getting lynched early is that it’s very easy to see why you were lynched and get better from that.
Fuck, I’m never doing one of those again lol. My program isn’t designed to count posts like PW’s.
Day one, until my most recent post at 3:45pm AEST.
Aidebit: 6
AlphaCommando: 10
Augustus: 3
Bious: 23
Blindknagg: 21
crucades: 13
Dandyman90: 9
DarkGeneral: 6
DukeC: 6
ForgeDigger: 35
great cow lord: 11
Hecatom: 24
Icege: 8
IWinAlot: 4
jasonC: 19
LordWilliam1234: 1
Missing Person: 26
orochizoolander: 18
Pimp Willy: 24
RadicalFuzz: 27
RECESSIONTIME: 6
Saitsu: 26
SoVi3t: 7
Synonym: 37
The Chief: 49
The Co-Jones: 4
Vynce: 34
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: 50
God damn it RadicalFizz, you had to wait until now to post.
Make that Fuzz: 28.
In descending order:[details=Spoiler]
XthAtGAm3RGuYX: 50
The Chief: 49
Synonym: 37
ForgeDigger: 35
Vynce: 34
RadicalFuzz: 28
Saitsu: 26
Missing Person: 26
Pimp Willy: 24
Hecatom: 24
Bious: 23
Blindknagg: 21
jasonC: 19
orochizoolander: 18
crucades: 13
great cow lord: 11
AlphaCommando: 10
Dandyman90: 9
Icege: 8
SoVi3t: 7
DarkGeneral: 6 (DukeC also had 6 posts)
RECESSIONTIME: 6
Aidebit: 6
IWinAlot: 4
The Co-Jones: 4
Augustus: 3[/details]
@Synonym I have to make things as complicated as possible, it’s no fun otherwise.

ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
I CAN’T EVEN USE FORMATTING ON THE MAIN SITE NOW?!
Seriously, fuck you, Vanilla. Fuck you in the fuckiest of fucked up ways.
You mean the non-mobile version? I managed to underline something just fine.
Testing:
Underline
Bold
DarkGeneral
UnderlineBold
UnderlineDarkGeneral
DarkGeneralBold
BoldUnderlinedDarkGeneral
Uhh, Fuzz did you just edit?
Oh shit, you did.
Umm, GG?
Well, finally back from holiday and caught up with most of my TV shows/YouTube subscriptions. Don’t know why you guys are complaining about the new Vanilla, we’ve got a fuckin’ star emote. () () (*)
@Augustus, @Saitsu and to a slightly lesser extent, @DarkGeneral:
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/Captain%20Commando.gif
Anyways, I’m still in holiday mode until tomorrow morning, so for now, I’ve got some holiday pics! :agree:
@Synonym’s birthday present to me (NSFW?):
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Hey, look at this fancy wrapping!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0001_2.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0002_2.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0003_1.JPG
Yes, that is every RadicalFuzz failure documented in wrapping paper form.
…What’s this? Another layer of wrapping paper?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0004_2.JPG
…And what’s inside?
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0006_2.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0007_2.JPG
It’s my high school crush! Let’s see if the blow-up doll looks anything like Miley Cyrus!
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0008_2.JPG
Fucking hell. They based it on 2014 Miley instead of 2009 Miley.
Oh well, it’d be a waste to leave her deflated like her career.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0009_1.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0010_1.JPG
After that, I made Synonym sleep in the closet with some reading material found in the resort drawer.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0019.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0005_1.JPG
Pictures I took from the window because the Australian outdoors are dangerous:
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Australian beaches have the Pimp Willy seal of approval.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0041.JPG
We made sure to get a high enough level to make murders look like suicides.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0042.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0043.JPG
And it came with a large body disposal unit called the Pacific Ocean.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0044.JPG
Plus some pictures of it on a non-shit day.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0045.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0046.JPG
The fabled Street Fighter II Pinball machine:
Spoiler
Goddamn, I didn’t expect to find something as obscure as this in a resort games room.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0024.JPG
Cabinet complete with explosions.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0030.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0031.JPG
Say no to drugs. Unless staring at the art on this thing.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0026.JPG
Seriously. Ken looks more like Blanka than Blanka.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0035.JPG
And look at dat Chun-Li booty.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/AlphaCommando%20is%20Roleless.JPG
If you scroll between these two pictures quickly, you can see the flashing effect.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0033.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0032.JPG
Here’s some secret tech on how to play the game.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0027.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0028.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0029.JPG
Finally, a single Ryu rests in a claw machine, winning the match against Vega.
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0039.JPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/100ANDRO/DSC_0040.JPG
I hope all that formatting worked, because fuck if it didn’t.
…
Spoiler
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@Missing Person, GET THIS LOW-TIER SCRUB OUT OF MY GAME AND HIT HIM WITH A BAN.
@RadicalFuzz, you will never live this down.
I was wondering when you’d get around to posting pictures of that gift. I’ve got a video of drunken alpha doing a native maori war dance that I’ll save for later.
Oh God, even worse…
Alpha is DQ writer.
As a placeholder:
RadicalFuzz has been DQ’d for post editing.
RadicalFuzz was a Jury Member.
So do you guys run a train on Miley or what?