SRK MAFIA XIII: SRK Vs. The End of the World -- Apocalypse Now? (GAME OVER - CIVILIANS WIN)

And an answer was right before the writeup, sorry. “Depends on if you want the honest answer” though.

GodotsRevenge’s Last Gasp:

OK, same drill as the last night phase. If I get silenced here are the people to look into tomorrow:
Bious
Orochizoolander
Blindknagg
Cyntalan

My recommendation is oz.

@synonym: out of that list nobody is giving me mafia vibes. Cyntalan talking about being busy with his promotion in IT stuck with me though; I mean, who works over the weekend in IT?

Maybe a 24 hour a day server monitor guy like Manx

but he never alluded to that much graveyard shift, weekend extra kinda stuff like that

Ya misread. Sat I was out all day at the MTG Grand Prix in Sacramento (where I failed spectacularly, as mentioned in the MTG thread). They didn’t even have wifi there, so I couldn’t check this thread. This last week since the game had started though, I’ve been much quieter than I normally am, and that has been due to my adjustment into starting IT.

17 minutes until night phase is over. Please smoke your night roles if you’ve got them to smoke.

Night 3: Flights of Fancy

It was time again. He had been snooping on everybody since the incident began. It was becoming routine, and he…started to like it. He had recorded a lot of data, but now it was time to gather more evidence that might help snuff out the demonic threat that had manifested itself since they had arrived at Evo.

He grabbed his notebook, and opened the door. He walked into the hall. Only this wasn’t the hallway.

The heat was excruciating. He felt like he was dying, but if his senses weren’t betraying him, he was already dead. The smell of sulfur was all around, and the sounds of screaming was intolerable.

That’s when he saw the demons. They began to encircle him, sensing fresh blood.

“Bake, bake,” they began to chant rhythmically. “Bake in the lake. Bake in the lake.”

They inched closer, closer, prepared to consume him. He was soon to be dead, and he knew it. He pulled his Jotaro hat down over his eyes to hide the tears that were boiling and seering into his face.

“STOP IT! LEAVE ME ALONE!” he shrieked. And with that, there was nothing. Silence. Darkness. He was back in his hotel room.

He scurried under his bed, curled up into the fetal position and cried himself to sleep. There was no chance in Hell that he was leaving this room for any reason tonight.


Holding a gun to his head was priceless. It was like he had done this before. He couldn’t explain how, but the sense of deja vu he had was euphoric.

“I swear to God,” his victim spoke, “You’re making a mistake.”

That statement resulted in the barrel of the redneck’s shotgun being pressed further against his temple.

“Bullshit,” the redneck spoke. “I saw you twitching in the meeting today. You suddenly want me to believe you have Tourette’s or something?”

“B-b-” Bious began twitching, unable to maintain control. “AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

He began to growl.

SoVi3t, you bastard! You always get me, you dumb motherfucker! Why won’t you just join up with me? Together we could get all the BBW pussy in the world.”

The trigger pulled, and Bious slumped to the floor, his Airwalks stained with blood.

“Self-preservation, bitch. I want all that pussy to myself.” He scratched his head with his shotgun. “I suddenly feel like masturbating. where’s my porno mag?”


On the other side of Caesar’s, Exodus. was running from the shadows that were chasing him.

“NO!” he pleaded. “NO ES BUENO!”

But the demons had no respect for Spanish. They dove under the floor, and re-emerged in front of him. They lunged through Exodus., stealing his soul.


But one demon was busy doing other things. He was seen dragging Synonym to Jeyl.

“Oy! You beytah leyt mey go!” Synonym pleaded.

“Sorry, but English is the official language of planet Earth, so I’m putting you in jail for not speaking it.”


Exodus. was killed by the demons!
Exodus. was <Hecatom>.

http://i.imgur.com/VQquuaN.png

Exodus., please send me your Last Gasp within 12 hours. Please make sure to wrap it in a code tag if you do any formatting.

Bious was killed by <SoVi3t>!
Bious was <kaz>.

http://i.imgur.com/3eFPRjH.png

**<The Chief> was enforced by <ForgeDigger>, and could not use his role during Night 3.

<Manx> has silenced Synonym. Synonym may not participate or vote during Day 4 and Night 4, but may use his day or night ability if he has one. orochizoolander may now participate in the thread again.**


**Day 4 has begun. Please submit your lynch votes and day actions by 11PM CST, January 21.

Players Alive
Aidebit
AlphaCommando
Augustus
Bious (Night 3 <SoVi3t> Kill: <kaz>)
Blindknagg
bloodymess
BullDancer (Day 2 DQ: <The Martian Manhunter>)
The Chief (Night 1 Demon Kill: <Missing Person>)
The Co-Jones
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral (Night 2 <SoVi3t> Kill: <Redbeard>)
Exodus. (Night 3 Demon Kill: <Hecatom>)
ForgeDigger (Night 2 Demon Kill: <Icege>)
GodotsRevenge (Day 3 Lynch: <Pimp Willy>)
ItzJustRellik
kaz
Manx
Oerba (Night 1 <SoVi3t> Kill: <sikwidit>)
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy (Day 2 Lynch: <RadicalFuzz>)
RadicalFuzz (Day 1 Lynch: <SWBeta>)
RECESSIONTIME
Saitsu
Shinkuu Tatsumaki
Sumazndude
Synonym
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX

So, RECESSIONTIME nothing was off about Bious?!

This makes my eyeballs hurt again. :sad:

Or in spanish, retinas?

Spoiler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WSNuZ1RKjoA/Ua_tWzkZdeI/AAAAAAAAV7E/KuaaEVpACjQ/s1600/Super%2BStreet%2BFighter%2BIV%2BGuy%2BVictory%2BQuote%2B1.jpg

That’s pretty cool.

Damn both confirmed civs taken care of for today and <chief> getting enforced. At least vigi finally managed to do something right! Like they say trice the charm.

IT’S REALLY FRUSTRATING NOT BEING TO TALK AND HAVING TO WATCH CIVS BE SO EASILY MANIPULATED BY MAFIA. WE NEED TO IMPLEMENT QUALITY PLAYER STANDARDS IN FUTURE MAFIA GAMES, ALLOWING ANYONE TO JOIN THESE GAMES ONLY GIVES CIVS MORE DEAD WEIGHT TO CARRY AND AN UNFAIR HANDICAP IN MAFIA’S FAVOR IF YOU’RE TOO STUPID OR LAZY TO SCOUR AND AGONIZE OVER EVERY FUCKING POST AND COMPLAIN ABOUT POSTS/LG’S BEING TOO LONG YOU DON’T DESERVE TO PARTICIPATE IN THESE GAMES!!!

Also just to clear the air I pretended that I edited a post on purpose in order to look even more innocent, it was a cheap gimmick that I thought might work while also sparking more discussion from the wallflowers, I even asked MP if I could post it in red and small font, but he said that would be like photoshopping a PM. I want to stay alive for now not because I want to live till end game, but because I still feel I can sniff out at least 1 more mafia before I die, I believe in my reads this game.

Glad I got that off my chest… @alphacommando I don’t think I’ve ever been silenced in the 11 mafia games I’ve been in before, but now I know how you feel wow being silenced is really super gay.

I was the only one willing to put myself on the line for PW day 1 so when I suddenly make 1 bad educated guess it’s suddenly a bad idea to listen to me?..so no other player in any mafia game ever made a mistake after making a good read? Usually you’re a good player, but this game you’re playing terribly which is sad because we need you to win. Look at the evidence I posted on page 5 against DG, you would look less stupid if you tried pointing out a logical flaw in my posts rather than attacking my credibility the way PW has. PW was banking on you guys to be ignorant and lynch based on your gut rather than logic or reason he even called chief’s LG all fluff! and even though he’s dead that’s exactly what you and everyone else who suspects me is doing. Also to add to your stupidity you seem to have forgotten that DG was almost killed over RF day1 and instead of hopping on that bandwagon and trying to convince others to vote DG I still voted PW, so if I was mafia why the fuck would I NOT push the already in motion bandwagon on a civ rather than accuse a fellow mafia? I still stand by my decision to want DG dead on day2.

Also when I was mafia last game I was the one who suggested that @kaz should be enforced so that the civs would doubt and suspect him now the same exact thing is happening to me how ironic!..hmm who was on my team last game and is also of my top suspects this game…pie…is that a coincidence?..probably not.

I agree with the first part of your post. Refer to my response to synonym as to why the second part of your post does not hold water

I guess I should thank you for defending me from AC’s temporary ignorance however, I find it very suspicious you conveniently leave out one of the top 3 suspects installed my life on…pietastic!

DG suspects me but as you can see I didn’t target him as you say so ha ha!

I staked my life on at least 1 of 3 players being mafia when no one else had the balls to, Chief spent half his LG trying to convince you guys I’m innocent even saying I should live till at least mid game if I’m right about PW, the logic others have for suspecting me has been shattered, and after all that you still think I’ mafia because I don’t make a fucking bet?

Fuck you guys, how about this AC if you’re convinced I’m mafia I’ll bet you that I’m not. If I am mafia I will ban myself for the next 3 mafia games and if you’re wrong and I’m innocent than you ban yourself for 3 games. Will you be a man and take my bet or pussy out like you did last time?

…Actually Vynce I did…I guess you don’t bother reading the posts of player you want dead, well that backfired on you again this time, even @kaz posted my page 5 list too.

Either you’re mafia or just willfully ignorant. I suspected 3 players on day 1 and put my neck on the line because I was so sure and guess what I was fucking right! And then when one of those players is not mafia you say you dismiss everything I have to say? So what no player has even a shred of credibility until they guess 3 mafia members in a row? Why bother partcipating in a mafia game if you suspect every single player? You sound like all those idiots who want Nintendo to go out of business just because they fucked up with the Wii U, people make mistakes.

I was just being zoo? You’re sounding more and more like PW dismissing my logic and credibility just because you say so lol. Instead of being dead weight try using your brain be helpful, make reads not drive by accusations with nothing to show for it. I suspect 3 players currently and apparently that is the same as suspecting everyone left :rofl:

You and synonym back your shit up! I kind of want to die just to prove I’m innocent and show how ignorant a lot of you are, but I won’t die until at least pie and vynce are dead.

@exodus stop being retarded I clearly said there was 1 mafia between Pie, PW, and DG, and I had a good reason to suspect DG which I’ve already explained like twice now yet you seem to ignore that and pretend as if I was only after PW. Also you didn’t seem to take into account that PW being mafia supported my logic of why I suspected DG in the first place.

All of you being manipulated to forget about pie lol…

Whats the loss of Synonym silenced though. Having been confirmed already.

Was he saying something they didn’t want followed up on today? He was getting on the right track and was dangerous to them?

orochizoolander = Wii U? :lol:

Syn posted a list earlier and told us to look into those on the list if he was silenced today.

I don’t believe/suspect Oz of being mafia and I don’t suspect myself so that leaves Cyntalan if Syn getting silenced got anything to do with it? Though no one on that list besides Bious might be mafia and the silence are just a means to lead us onto the wrong track. Or this list might have nothing at all to do with Syn getting silenced today.

The only thing funnier than OZ’s rebuttal is his inability to detect when I’m being facetious.

He was going to push for an OZ lynch today.

So, <The Chief> is now known by mafia, should <The Chief> now come forward so that we at least have another confirmed civ (at least 'til night phase when mafia will undoubtedly kill him) as well as his investigations now so we can lynch well today?

Holy shit bious was actually mafia lol, I never did get a response when I asked exactly why you guys suspected him, but I’m glad the vigi knew better than me.

@synonym I’m kind of happy you were silenced today, because reading your somewhat baseless accusations of me while I had to just read and be quiet kind of annoyed me, but now you know how I’ve felt the past 36 hours. That being said I won’t be petty about it as we need you to win so please don’t be fooled by this admittedly smart mafia tactic. You were silenced today to make me look even more guilty in your eyes as well as in the eyes of all others who suspect me excluding mafia who are probably hiding in that group. Public sentiment is against me and silencing my loudest critic who cast the first stone just makes me look even more guilty. All I can do to combat this mafia play is to hope you guys trust Chief’s LG and read my posts, I’m sure they speak for themselves.

I would invite the UC to investigate me, but that wouldn’t do much for me because synonym already suggested for some dumb reason that I might be Godfather so even if I turn up innocent to UC he won’t be able to trust his results. Also mafia could just take an educated guess that UC would be someone who didn’t vote for me and I’m not about to help mafia role hunt. Speaking of role hunting, as you guys know whenever I’m accused of being mafia I typically resort to screaming at the top of my lungs that I’m innocent to no avail obviously, this time I realize that if I were to RC sikwidit, then mafia would most likely believe me due to my usually blunt playstyle (not counting last game lol) and it would help them narrow down who has a powerful role, so this time I’m not going to say whether I have a role or not and I suggest everyone else do the same unless you have a really fucking convincing reason to RC of course, but even then be careful, we don’t have many ringers left.

I never once suspected you of being mafia until you made this post. First you asked me to vote for cyntalan with you on day 1 after I made it clear that I was voting PW and then as soon as synonym says my name while I’m silenced you jump in to support his bandwagon against me with the same speed that PW had when he latched onto DG’s plan. That on it’s own was a little fishy, but not enough on it’s own to suspect you, but this post you made is where you fucked up. Right after mafia silence the player who is leading the bandwagon against you you immediately and subtly suggest that I am responsible for getting him silenced AKA being mafia.

You fucked up and now after everyone reads this post you will be on their radars so it doesn’t matter even if you manage to get me killed. Also on the off chance you are a civ and are just trusting in synonym’s read on me, well stop being so daft! (Ever since beating Maken X as a kid where a female ninja flight attendant called my character daft I always wanted to find a way to use it in a sentence without feeling forced), think for yourself and look at what evidence truly exists that makes me look dirty.

Lynch Vynce or preferrably the player none of you have mentioned the entire time I was silenced Pie today.

This is a game of deception. I wouldn’t deserve to be within 10 miles of a mafia game if I didn’t intentionally have my blinders on to facetiousness.

WAH and Vynce with the mafia 1 2 punch combo right on time as I JUST preidcted in my previous post :rofl:…unfortunately for me it may be super effective against me this day :sad:

I’ve made it known that you mentioned my 3 other mafia suspects…but not pie. Now I’m curious as to why you deliberately left him out of your post.

@cyntalan first it was WAH who wanted to lynch you simply because you wanted to lynch me day 1 for no reason, now blindknagg is on you hmmm, I’m interested in your response to them AKA why should you be trusted over either of them? Okay synonym suspecting blindknagg is a good reason, but what else? lol.