Day 3: Hey? Where’s the Creme Filling?
Hearing a hammering coming from the door suspiciously marked ‘Jeyl’, Synonym turned the knob and braced himself for an attack. Instead, AlphaCommando spilled out, grabbed Synonym and dragged him to the rest of the group.
A look of delight bloomed over everyone’s faces as they saw their lord and saviour AlphaCommando enter the room. Peasants wiped away their tears and women started throwing their panties at his presence. After the hysteria had passed, AlphaCommando began to speak.
‘Behold, I bring ya the name of a traituh.’ AlphaCommando spoke, as the crowd fell silent in awe.
“You mean your amazing cunning and intellect has drawn out one that desires to become an Arremer?” Augustus asked, humbled by AlphaCommando’s superiority.
‘You betcha. And that person is…’ AlphaCommando paused, looking at a figure moving at the slowest speed of sound, racing to the Bottomless Pit. Before he could reach it, AlphaCommando knocked him to the ground with a boomerang.
‘This bloke. GodotsRevenge wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog costume.’
“I’M NOT SONIC. I’m my own original character, Godonic the Revedgehog”
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/45366695/Godonic the Revedgehog.jpg
‘Woteva mate. Oither way, you’re an 300 kilo ortistic kent with a neckbeerd and fedawra in a fuhry costewm.’
“So what do we do with him?” RadicalFuzz didn’t say, because he was dead. Exodus. said it instead.
“Let’s feed him to SoVi3t’s girlfriend!” kaz shouted out.
At those words, a rumbling echoed within the halls as a wild Snorlax appeared. At closer inspection, the group discovered that it was human… barely. At the smell of virgin, the hambeast rolled towards the sacrifice.
“GOTTA GO FAST.” GodotsRevenge screamed, as he rolled away from the approaching wrecking ball. Unfortunately for GodotsRevenge, the orbit of the landwhale was too strong for him to fight against. As GodotsRevenge swung like a moon around the planetary beast, the fatty fatty two-by-four, can’t fit through the kitchen door began to inhale, bringing the closet paedophile closer and closer until he crashed into the mouth of the beast with various gaping holes.
As GodotsRevenge swirled around in the mouth of the 2/10, the enormous tongue enveloped him, curling him into a ball and covering his body with the slimy muscle.
“This totally counts as a blowjob.” GodotsRevenge thought to himself as his Godonic the Revedgehog was sucked clean off. It didn’t take anything to get him erect, as the thought of AlphaCommando kept him hard 24/7. As the cellulose creature swallowed, GodotsRevenge’s body rubbed up against the larynx. Coupled with his thrusts, the downward sliding motion gave a new meaning to deep throating. The process continued with several metres of intestine, as GodotsRevenge’s testicles swelled.
With a slight pop, GodotsRevenge’s compressed body fell into the stomach of the Kraken. Disappointed at the lack of constriction in the stomach, GodotsRevenge jumped onto a rapidly disintegrating sandwich and started pulling his penis with as much force as he could muster. His life raft didn’t last long, as Cthulhu’s stomach acid quickly ate away at the lunch remains. At first, GodotsRevenge tried desperately to ignore the stinging sensation coming from his body, his head being the only part of him above the acid. Continuing to tug, GodotsRevenge slowly began to enjoy the sensation. As he looked down, he saw his flesh being torn from his arms and legs and quickened the pace. The acid had already eaten away the protective skin of his nutsack, giving his testicles an unpleasant tingling sensation. Despite the pain, GodotsRevenge continued, learning to enjoy the exponentially agonising experience. As he approached climax, he looked down to see that his hands had been reduced to bone and his genitals to nothing but the Vas Deferens and Urethra. As his pelvis shattered, GodotsRevenge let out a scream as what little semen remained in the small tubes escaped into the deadly acid. The shattering submerged GodotsRevenge’s head, as the toxic mixture entered his mouth and vital organs, dissolving any trace of the proud hobophile.
“Wert derd yer thernk, herny?” SoVi3t drawled.
“OILY AND SALTY.” The behemoth groaned, as a burp escaped her orifice, freeing the failed demon’s soul from her bowels.
“Thert’s nerce, swertee. Nerw lert’s ger shert serm nergers ernd merke lerve.” SoVi3t replied as he cocked his shotgun and headed into the night.
At that thrilling conclusion, the crowd roared and threw AlphaCommando onto their shoulders and carried him to their bitches.
**GodotsRevenge was lynched by the SRKers!
GodotsRevenge was <Pimp Willy>
http://i.imgur.com/XKwwFl4.png
@GodotsRevenge, please submit your last gasp within 12 hours. Please make sure to wrap it in a code tag if you do any formatting.
Vote Tallies:
GodotsRevenge (20): Aidebit, AlphaCommando, Augustus, Bious, Blindknagg, bloodymess, The Co-Jones, Cyntalan, Exodus., GodotsRevenge, ItzJustRellik, kaz, pietastic, RECESSIONTIME, Saitsu, Sumazndude, Synonym, Vynce, WTF-AKUMA-HAX
Vynce (2): Combo_Knight, Shinkuu Tatsumaki
Did Not Vote (1): Manx
Manx will be disqualified if he does vote on Day 4.
Night 3 has begun. Please submit your night actions by 11:00AM CST, January 20.
Players Alive
Aidebit
AlphaCommando
Augustus
Bious
Blindknagg
bloodymess
BullDancer (Day 2 DQ: <The Martian Manhunter>)
The Chief (Night 1 Demon Kill: <Missing Person>)
The Co-Jones
Combo_Knight
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral (Night 2 <SoVi3t> Kill: <Redbeard>)
Exodus.
ForgeDigger (Night 2 Demon Kill: <Icege>)
GodotsRevenge (Day 3 Lynch: <Pimp Willy>)
ItzJustRellik
kaz
Manx
Oerba (Night 1 <SoVi3t> Kill: <sikwidit>)
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy (Day 2 Lynch: <RadicalFuzz>)
RadicalFuzz (Day 1 Lynch: <SWBeta>)
RECESSIONTIME
Saitsu
Shinkuu Tatsumaki
Sumazndude
Synonym
Vynce
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
