SRK Mafia X -- Dangan Ronpa: Fire At Will -- END -- Civilians Win

I’ll see if I can find the “Not a Real Nigga” write up from Marvel.

This is quite frankly, in my opinion, the single best write-up in SRK Mafia history, with Alpha’s trap death write-up coming in a close second.

Night 4: The Warrior’ Path

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“Genocider Syo! Why are you here? Killing the Otaku is too cliche! Think about this first!”


“Are you coming or not?” Azure asked.

Pimp Willy sighed. Only a coward would kill one who is weaker than them. These killings by both Genocider Syo and the Culprits must stop.

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“I… shall go.”

Is it wise to trust Azure? What am I saying, I need to trust everyone. Sakura thought. I must protect Azure no matter what the cost; I will trust my friend.

“Hurry up! The body is awaiting investigation.”

“Must you keep the identity a secret?”

“It’s a surprise!”

Azure happily skipped to their destination. Pimp Willy slowly followed. Once they arrived, Pimp Willy came across a horrible scene.

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The Chief… he’s really dead?”

WHAM

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“…”

“Fuck.” The Culprit said. “That was meant for Azure.”

“Gee, thanks!” Azure interrupted.

Pimp Willy accepted her fate. A wound like this was going to kill her eventually. She remained quiet until she lie dead.

Pimp Willy, please send me your Last Gasp within the next 12 hours.

Day 5 Start
36 hours remain

Actions are due by 10/9/13 7:00 PM PST

Attendance:
AlphaCommando - Sonia Nevermind - Valedictorian
Augustus
Azure
Bious - Yasuhiro Hagakure
BullDancer - Hajime Hinata
Combo_Knight - Chiaki Nanami
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral - Junko Enoshima
Doofenshmirtz
ForgeDigger
Hecatom
infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy - Sakura Oogami
RadicalFuzz
Sumazndude -Mikan Tsumiki
Synonym
The Chief - Hifumi Yamada
The Co-Jones - Touko Fukawa
WTF-AKUMA-HAX

That’s hilarious. PW does amazing write-ups.

By trap, do you mean the falling into the Bottomless Pit, or… the other trap…

FUCKING A, THE CHIEF GOES DOWN.

Now, do I trust pietastic, or not?

Wow, so Chief was the mafia mastermind? Snaps to Azure.

Also, well done PW. It looks like you stopped Chief trying to make a last-resort kill on Azure to save himself.

Pietastic targeted… himself.

And now maybe, ya’ll will start believing in my ability to make subtle, linguistic reads.

Vynce
Godots
Chief

I get the goddamned job DONE. :coffee:

I fucking knew it, i fucking knew that Chie was fucking dirty :woot:

BTW, i know the identity of the 1st Luckster

I almost told Hecatom this ain’t Persona 4.

Azure, good job man.

So…pietastic targeted himself?

What roles would need to do that, hmmmm?

Lynch pietastic

Welp. I look dumb now.

Lynch pietastic

Heh, I knew it.
**Lynch Pietastic **

Oh, and DarkGeneral, you might be right on The Chief, but sadly, you’re mistaken about me.

@DarkGeneral, just an FYI that you can’t ‘like’ posts etc from beyond the grave unless they’re jokes. I only found that out last game too.

Also, I see that Pietastic is one of our options for today but I’d like to make another one OZ. He really hasn’t substantiated his roleclaim or in fact done anything in the thread to make me believe him to be innocent. If he is the UC like he seems to be claiming then he isn’t playing it very well. Considering his investigations of me have involved him basically just writing whatever he wants then randomly quoting me so it looks like he did some research. If he’d actually done any research he wouldn’t get simple facts like voting histories wrong.

I would strongly urge that we put OZ on the stand today.

Oh, does not work on mafia.

pie, you’re finally trusted then.

Good shit, again, Azure.

So now we know there were two of them, Augustus.

I didn’t know that.
I was sure he was the Idol.
…I feel stupid now.

Oh. I take back what I said. I’m a genius.

Does that mean he’s Kuwata (the All-Star)?

Also, Mobius you seem to be selectively interpreting DG’s LG. I’ll agree that Pie is suspicious but it looks like Azure cleared that up. You aren’t at the top of my suspects list and I really, really want to get some answers from OZ today. But you might want to read these parts that petain to you again.

I’ve been scrutinised already and so has Pie. I think either today or tomorrow it would be a great time for you to be put on trial as well.