I’ll see if I can find the “Not a Real Nigga” write up from Marvel.
This is quite frankly, in my opinion, the single best write-up in SRK Mafia history, with Alpha’s trap death write-up coming in a close second.
Night 4: The Warrior’ Path
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“Genocider Syo! Why are you here? Killing the Otaku is too cliche! Think about this first!”
“Are you coming or not?” Azure asked.
Pimp Willy sighed. Only a coward would kill one who is weaker than them. These killings by both Genocider Syo and the Culprits must stop.
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“I… shall go.”
Is it wise to trust Azure? What am I saying, I need to trust everyone. Sakura thought. I must protect Azure no matter what the cost; I will trust my friend.
“Hurry up! The body is awaiting investigation.”
“Must you keep the identity a secret?”
“It’s a surprise!”
Azure happily skipped to their destination. Pimp Willy slowly followed. Once they arrived, Pimp Willy came across a horrible scene.
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“The Chief… he’s really dead?”
WHAM
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“…”
“Fuck.” The Culprit said. “That was meant for Azure.”
“Gee, thanks!” Azure interrupted.
Pimp Willy accepted her fate. A wound like this was going to kill her eventually. She remained quiet until she lie dead.
Pimp Willy, please send me your Last Gasp within the next 12 hours.
Day 5 Start
36 hours remain
Actions are due by 10/9/13 7:00 PM PST
Attendance:
AlphaCommando - Sonia Nevermind - Valedictorian
Augustus
Azure
Bious - Yasuhiro Hagakure
BullDancer - Hajime Hinata
Combo_Knight - Chiaki Nanami
Cyntalan
DarkGeneral - Junko Enoshima
Doofenshmirtz
ForgeDigger
Hecatom
infrequent lurker
Missing Person - Nekomaru Nidai
Mobius
orochizoolander
pietastic
Pimp Willy - Sakura Oogami
RadicalFuzz
Sumazndude -Mikan Tsumiki
Synonym
The Chief - Hifumi Yamada
The Co-Jones - Touko Fukawa
WTF-AKUMA-HAX
That’s hilarious. PW does amazing write-ups.
By trap, do you mean the falling into the Bottomless Pit, or… the other trap…
FUCKING A, THE CHIEF GOES DOWN.
Now, do I trust pietastic, or not?
Wow, so Chief was the mafia mastermind? Snaps to Azure.
Also, well done PW. It looks like you stopped Chief trying to make a last-resort kill on Azure to save himself.
Pietastic targeted… himself.
And now maybe, ya’ll will start believing in my ability to make subtle, linguistic reads.
Vynce
Godots
Chief
I get the goddamned job DONE.
I fucking knew it, i fucking knew that Chie was fucking dirty :woot:
BTW, i know the identity of the 1st Luckster
I almost told Hecatom this ain’t Persona 4.
Azure, good job man.
So…pietastic targeted himself?
What roles would need to do that, hmmmm?
Lynch pietastic
Welp. I look dumb now.
Lynch pietastic
Heh, I knew it.
**Lynch Pietastic **
Oh, and DarkGeneral, you might be right on The Chief, but sadly, you’re mistaken about me.
@DarkGeneral, just an FYI that you can’t ‘like’ posts etc from beyond the grave unless they’re jokes. I only found that out last game too.
Also, I see that Pietastic is one of our options for today but I’d like to make another one OZ. He really hasn’t substantiated his roleclaim or in fact done anything in the thread to make me believe him to be innocent. If he is the UC like he seems to be claiming then he isn’t playing it very well. Considering his investigations of me have involved him basically just writing whatever he wants then randomly quoting me so it looks like he did some research. If he’d actually done any research he wouldn’t get simple facts like voting histories wrong.
I would strongly urge that we put OZ on the stand today.
Oh, does not work on mafia.
pie, you’re finally trusted then.
Good shit, again, Azure.
So now we know there were two of them, Augustus.

Pimp_Willy:
Is it list time, for everybody to post their 3 biggest suspects?
Individually we can be wrong, but collectively we have to be right
Listing out our suspects now would make it just make it easy for the mafia to choose accordingly who to kill in an attempt to incriminate/exonerate. But right now, that doesn’t seem to matter to them as they are content with their role-hunting reads.
So to update my list accordingly,
it would be Pietastic, Synonym and ForgeDigger.
We still don’t know what allegiance TCJ was so another suspect may do us well.Augustus, how much weight have placed in considering that some of the mafia might have thrown AlphaCommando under the bus as early as possible?
This was an insightful post from Hecatom,Hecatom:
I have been pondering, what if the mafia plan is to throw a well known player in their ranks, lets say like PW making him act irrationally proposing a ridiculous plan while also bickering with other known members, with some of them also mafia, that way if PW ends being lynched the others who championed against him will be at a better light :looney:
The concept I’m referring to is, more or less, similar, except, what if the mafia plan was to throw a well known, AlphaCommando, with a few of their members voting him and deeming guilty him as early as possible, this way if AlphaCommando ends up getting lynched, they will be viewed in a better light for the reminder of the game?
1 or 2 mafia members will suffice.
At that time, there were 21 possible voters, so, I or 2 votes may not have mattered, the mafia surmised.
And seeing that Bious had exposed Alpha as the forgery target, I’m inclined to believe they have more than enough incentive to do so.

Apparently I’m a wallflower according to WAH.
Mobius, sure it’s possible that they’ve gone that route. Problem is a whole bunch of people hopped on the Alpha bandwagon so it’s hard to see who sticks out. I did make that list of people who were the most adamant about lynching Alpha (Azure, pietastic, Sumazndude, The Chief, and myself). Azure is Syo, Sumazndude is dead, and I’m amazing. So that leaves pietastic and The Chief. I’d say that no more than one Mafia strongly advocated Alpha’s death. If that’s what happened, then I’m gonna go with The Chief as I find him playing far more shady than pietastic.

Oh, does not work on mafia.
pie, you’re finally trusted then.
Good shit, again, Azure.
I didn’t know that.
I was sure he was the Idol.
…I feel stupid now.
Oh. I take back what I said. I’m a genius.
Does that mean he’s Kuwata (the All-Star)?
Also, Mobius you seem to be selectively interpreting DG’s LG. I’ll agree that Pie is suspicious but it looks like Azure cleared that up. You aren’t at the top of my suspects list and I really, really want to get some answers from OZ today. But you might want to read these parts that petain to you again.
Dear Diary,
The only other people who seriously considered me being Mafia was surprisingly enough Chief, Mobius and Synonym.
If Chief comes up as Mafia tonight the people who I’m considering is one of his partners is Pietastic, Mobius and Synonym. Chiefs responses has reminded me of responses that Pietastic would usually give.
Mobius. Do I even need to type that I think he’s dirty? He’s one of the 3 people who have been whispering what Fluff wanted to hear, he’s been sucking up to him all game long. He hasn’t contributed much to the thread. HE WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE TO TAKE UP FOR ALPHA COMMANDOS INNOCENCE RIGHT AFTER WE LEARNED HE WAS FORGED. He talked about the role of Asahina a ton in the beginning of the game, it just so happened that AC claimed Asahina. I believe firmly that AC roleclaimed Asahina because he had no fear of a Civ counter claiming him.
I’ve been scrutinised already and so has Pie. I think either today or tomorrow it would be a great time for you to be put on trial as well.