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I’m in a clan with friends. I don’t even have RoS though. I play Hearthstone more than anything else on bnet. mistergeJJ#1592

Before the Naruto game, I might actually have to watch the anime/read the manga to get caught up and appreciate it more.

Go to the naruto thread and find out why that’s a bad idea.

People like to complain but naruto is fine to read casually.

I’d say at least watch through the chuunin exams which is early on. Plus if you know the characters you will be at an advantage

Synonym back-to-back Arena champion would be a nice addition to my resume.

Just to fuck with you, phase 1 of the arena game is going to be the written test

apparently Ten Tens idea of being subtle is hanging a fucking mirror on the ceiling in a room full of people watching to make sure you don’t cheat. Never change Ten Ten.

To be fair, you only lost like 2 points for getting caught cheating each time. You could have walked right up to Ibiki and taken his answer sheet and only lost 2 points.

They didn’t show that, but I’m sure that’s what Shikimaru did

Didn’t he just use his ultra-genius to answer it ala Sakura, then use his Kagemane to give Chouji the answers?

Lol, I read the chuunin exams arc so many years ago. I still kinda remember this stuff but it’s been repressed by how horrible Naruto was pre-shippuden.

I kinda watched through that ep I linked, apparently Ino mindfucked Sakura to memorize the answers, then took over for Chouji and Shiki and gave them the answers.

But I kinda expect Shikimaru to have finished way before she did all that.

I think Anko’s entrance may have given like 90% of the rookies their first erection.

Nah, Naruto had already perfected that Sexy no Jutsu and used it to fund his ramen excursions

Also, here’s the quick first pass at the Barbarian for Diablo 3, to give you an idea of how the characters function

Barbarian

Max HP: 20
Resource: Rage. Starts at 0, 100 max rage. Lose 3 fury if you don’t attack in a turn. Generate 1 rage for each damage you take.
Can wield two weapons.

Level 1 Skill Choices

Spoiler

Bash
Generates 6 fury.
Deals 2x weapon damage (physical) per weapon.
Runes:
Instigation: (fire) Increases fury generation to 8.
Punish: You deal 1 extra weapon damage next turn.
Clobber: Your hit also stuns the target.

Cleave
Generates 5 fury.
Deals 1x Weapon damage (physical) per weapon to 3 targets.
Runes:
Reaping Swing: Generates 1 additional fury for each target hit.
Broad Sweep: (fire) Increases to 4 targets.
Gathering Storm: (cold) Enemies hit are Slowed next turn.

Level 2

Spoiler

Hammer of the Ancients
Costs 20 fury
Deals 3x weapon damage (physical) a target plus one of their allies.
Runes:
Smash: Increase damage to 4x (Fire)
Thunderstrike: (lightning) Targets are also stunned next turn
Devils Anvil: (cold) Now targets all allies, and they are slowed next turn.

Ancient Spear
Costs 25 fury
Deals 4x weapon damage (physical) to two targets. Ranged.
Runes:
Harpoon: Enemies are slowed next turn
Jagged Edge: Increase damage to 5x (fire).
Ranseur: (lightning) Increase targets to 3.

Level 3

Spoiler

Ignore Pain (minor action)
Cooldown: 2 turns.
Reduce all damage this turn by half (rounded down).
Runes:
Bravado: Remove all status effects for you and your allies.
Mob Rule: Extend the effects of Ignore Pain to all allies.
Contempt for Weakness: No longer reduces damage; instead all damage you take is also dealt to the attacker.

War Cry
Cooldown: 2 turns
Generates 20 fury. Increases armor by 2 for you and your allies for 3 turns.
Runes:
Hardened Wrath: Increase Armor gain to 4
Charge!: Increase Fury gain to 50
Invigorate: Also Increase maximum life by 5, and life gain by 5, per turn for your allies.

Level 4

Spoiler

Whirlwind
Costs 10 Fury.
Deals 2x Weapon Damage (physical) for each weapon you hold, to 5 targets.
Runes:
Blood Funnel. Heal 1 HP for each target hit.
Wind Shear: (lightning) Gain 1 fury for each target hit.
Volcanic Eruption: Increase damage to 3x weapon damage (fire)

Revenge (minor action)
Cooldown: 2 turns.
Deals 2x weapon damage (physical) as thorns to each target who attacks you this turn.
Runes:
Blood Law: Heal 2 life for each person who attacks you.
Retribution: Increases damage to 3x weapon damage (fire)
Provocation: Reduces cooldown to 1 turn.

Level 5

Spoiler

Wrath of the Berserker (Minor Action)
Cooldown: 5 turns
You may take 2 actions per turn instead of 1. Lasts 2 turns.
Runes:
Insanity: Doubles damage done while active.
Striding Giant: You are immune this turn.
Thrive on Chaos: Heal 10 damage each turn.

Earthquake
Costs 50 fury.
Cooldown: 4 turns
Deals 5x weapon damage (physical) to up to 10 targets.
Runes:
Chilling Earth: (cold) stuns all targets next turn.
Mountains Call: (lightning) Removes Fury Cost. Cooldown reduced to 2 turns.
Molten Fury: (Fire) Increases weapon damage to 10x.

Starting Equipment:
Body: Leather Armor (+1 Armor)
Main hand: Axe (1 damage)

Examples of gear you may find:
Bloodthirsty Battle Axe (2 handed): 4 damage. Heal 1 damage for each target hit.
Devastator (1 handed): 3 damage. Counts as 4 damage when using fire skills.
Borns Frozen Soul (Body): +3 armor. Take half damage from cold skills.

Armor works a bit differently. It reduces damage from each attack.

Say you have 2 armor. Person A attacks you for 3 and Person B attacks you for 4.

Person A would deal 1 (3-2=1) damage, and Person B would deal 2 (4-2=2) damage to you.

Question 1:
Who is the greatest Mafia player of all time?
A) SWBeta
B) Pimp Willy
C) Pimp Willy
D) Pimp Willy

Question 2:
What is the correct answer to the previous question?
A) Pimp Willy
B) Pimp Willy
C) SWBeta
D) Pimp Willy

This page is bewildering.

B) and B) @RadicalFuzz?

AC

Spoiler

SWBeta = AlphaCommando confirmed.

The program that showed morning cartoons when I was in high school only ever got up to the episode where it ends with a guy sitting on a big-ass frog perving at the hot springs or some shit, and I never cared enough to look online for further episodes. Having said that, the written exam was easily my favourite episode(s?).

Just a heads up guys. When Pimp Willy says you can only attempt the 10th question once and if you get it wrong, you can never play Arena again, you have to refuse to attempt the question, because it’s literally impossible and everyone that doesn’t attempt it moves on, while the rest get DQ’d forever.

This man understands.

That would be Jiraiya. I think the giant ass frog is Gamatatsu? I dont remember. He hardly shows up.

Also Willy, I feel like your setting yourself up for a shit ton of math with that Diablo game. Writeups 5 hours after action lock lol

Quick poll for the next mafia game: What is you guys’ opinion on a 48-24 cycle instead of a 36-12 cycle?

In a word, long, especially the Night Cycle.