SRK Lounge: Word On The Street Is

oh yeah-- 350 push-ups today so far, 120 sit-ups.

The other tracks on my Training Montage™ playlist…
Under Pressure - Boyz II Men
Black Sweat - Prince
Let’s Dance - David Fuckin Bowie™.
TJ Combo (parts 1 and 2!) - Killer Cuts soundtrack
Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue
Go For It
Gonna Fly Now
On Point - House of Pain
E.S. Posthumus - Arise
Orochimaru Fight Theme - Naruto soundtrack. Yeah.
MvC2 Ice Raft Stage (“Drive Me Crazy”)
Game Over (Remix) -Lil’ Flip
Encirclement Battle - Bleach OST
GRIEVOUS - this is the full audio of the legendary scene where General Grievous took on a whole squad of Jedis on the older Clone Wars cartoon… “It’s close, but where?! It’s all around us! Calm yourselves…” The whole squad then got styled on to use a bit of old srk slang. Classic shit, man. Grievous didn’t even have any help… he handled the entire squad like they were nothing. Sadly, Grievous was never shown to be that awesome again.

You guys are black. That means that you can help me. I’m only half black so I can’t fully get this right.
I’m making a parody of a parody. A parody of Gaben which was a parody of Stan

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Doing it for Ed Boon (Mortal Kombat guy).

Here’s what I have so far

[details=Spoiler]Dear Boon, I tweeted you but I don’t think you saw them
I left my wishlist, my hopes and my ideas at the bottom
I sent you two shoutouts in twenty 10
Fatality ideas I thought of with my close friend
When it was E3 so I know you were busy then
Sent on the company computer and I’m off by ten.

But fukk that dude; how’s your hair G?
I’m balding too so I feel the sun glaring.
Got a toupee coming in a couple of days, guess what the name’s gonna be.
I’m gonna name it MK2.

I saw the interview you did there with Gaming news
Your hair so thin too yo I feel you dude.
You probably hear this everyday, but I play all your games.
I even got the reject shit you did for the GBA.
Action figures Liu Kang, Kano, man I even got Johnny Cage.
I like the shit you did with MK8 too, I didn’t rage.
Anywho I hope you get this Boon
Just to say, truly yours, your top play
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I don’t really like lines 3-6, but I have writer’s block and can’t think of anything else.

lol how adventure time is on during the afternoon blows my mind. so depressing.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-season-4-episode-13a-i-remember-you

I always hear about that “I remember you” episode but I don’t watch Adventure Time because I think it’s retarded. Might check it out, though.

the show is weird and stupid and then has weird ass episodes that get kinda real for a 5pm kids show lol. they love sneaking in some weird ass shit. like the fact a talking dog got a unicorn who speaks korean pregnant. like wtf?

DUDE. I was just showing that same video to someone yesterday! We were talking about Cow & Chicken, and how they got away with some insane shit, like the fact that their favorite cereal was “Frosted Butts”.

Yea but even the show wasn’t very good spank material. The Manga was wooooonderful spank material. The bus yo. THE BUS!

the ova was the closest to spank bank material the anime ever got.

… wut?

yes…yesssss.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-season-4-episode-10a-lady-peebles

There’s no easy way out.

There’s no shortcut home.

I’m not sure if I even want to watch that… that’s Kromo level shit right there.

i just saw the anime. i can’t look at that shit anymore. my forays into anime almost always end up in disappointment because of Shin-Mech-Brian motherfuckers lying about how amazing a series is- and then by the time i realize it’s pure fuckslop, i have to finish it because i’ve already started. if i had seen Matrix Boobs before i downloaded it, i would have never downloaded it.

Lowndes has a great figure, like a white Kardashian. Stroup is just a face and legs, but both are powerful. i pick Stroup over Lowndes, mainly because of this pic. she looks like she’s about to leak all of her hydraulic fluid out of Expectoration Outlet B, if you know what i’m mean (it is Michael from* The Wire* though, i respect that).

my text message sound :sunglasses:
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Can’t find it on your channel. I assume you did it with commentary though so I’d prolly hold off on watching them until I’ve watched the whole series.

Note: Too tired to force patios.

You need to find people who’s taste isn’t cancerous in the field of Anime.

I don’t do commentary. I just play the games. I just figured out how to save stream archives forever, so I’ll probably do another MGS series play through sometime soon. Be on the look out, bumbaclot :tup:

Matrix boobs was the best scene just because of how stupidly ridiculous it was. I was so mind-blown at how ridiculous it was that I didn’t notice myself spilling my glass of water all over my pants.

Listen to radiantcrotchpuncha3 and talk to people who don’t have taste cancer in that field. As a heads up 95% of people that post in the anime thread have taste cancer. I don’t know what type of shit TF watches, but I can’t say he 100% has the cancer just because of HSotD.

You used to have that Luffy avatar forever ago. How do you feel about One Piece these days? Depending on who you speak to, if you still like it you have taste cancer. Just saying.

Did a PS3 kill his father in 'Nam?

I know, right? At the beginning of the season I was thinking “Okay, how are they going to drag this on for a season.” Then I saw the end of episode 2 and thought “Well shit. o_o”.

Now this episode? Damn. I’m really interested in seeing how they’re going to keep up all that tension.

[details=Spoiler]i knew that was gonna happen. he embarrassed her ass in front of everybody including the VPOTUS. she called him out on a lie, and then when she was like, “you gonna stop lying to my sexy Brazilian ass?” he was like "nope

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my favorite part was when Lauder AKA “Crippled Bro” shoved his way into the Brody house screaming and Jess got on the phone and was like “come get LOUDER out of here, Mike :mad:” i died laughing.

and look at how Dana is acting after she gave her mom shit over cheating. can’t hate too hard, though. at least she caught herself. but still…

i know, right? Carrie was so gangsta this week. loved every second of it.

“you’re a disgrace to your nation, Sgt Nicholas Brody. you’re a traitor; and a terrorist; and now it’s time you paid for that.” i got a semi for real when she said that.

and i’m not too sure about this new guy. Saul’s still dope.

and Dana’s going to convert Muslim. bet it.
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and Alphas is the best superhero show. Conversely, Nina has one of the UGLIEST gaits i’ve ever seen a woman have :rofl: it is hilarious to me. she was the bomb in Watchmen doe. i ain’t hatin’

and i can’t find a torrent for today’s Revolution. my neighbor (the one who was shitfaced 2 days ago) was talking about how much he loved that fucking show today. he’s hype as fuck over it. i couldn’t believe that shit. he was in my yard trying to get Singing Bro to start watching it. i was pretty close to horsemode :mad:

it’s hard when peeps are like “i didn’t like Trigun. Vash was acting all gay in the early episodes.” i mean, is you serious?

dude, people had to draw that shit. that’s what makes me rage the hardest. someone made people draw that shit. :mad:

i’m aware now that people that post in anime discussions have TC. ever since the Shin-Mech-Brian fiasco i’ve learned to never listen to just one person. it was a multiple people with TC that tricked me. never again (hopefully) :mad:.

i stopped watching after Luffy gomugomu’d Enel’s shit in- gloriously, i might add.