Instead of someone trying to rob me, I had this guy who blamed me for someone stealing his watch and him and two of his friends tried to drag me into the bathroom to jump me. I was about 15 lbs lighter in high school than now but I boxed and kept hella active. One of the guys (like 5’5") I sent flying when he grabbed my right arm. The tall, skinny Dominican guy who grabbed my left arm got his legs swept and flew right into the ground face first. Then it was just me and the guy who started it. Then this nun with hands like an iron grip, with the weight to match, dropped us both to our knees with her iron claw.
Nigga I’ve been waiting for you to post forever. I never see you on PSN anymore.
You need to play The Walking Dead video games. I couldn’t stop laughing for like 15 mins when I first played the game because I found out that it was taking place in Macon, GA.
Agreed. One person stole my calculator in class, but my name worn off the panel so I couldn’t prove it was mine. Another time I put a lock on a locker and it got broken into. They stole the TI-83 that was inside. There was also a TI-82 in there in case something happened to the other so I could still at least have something, and they broke that one in half rather than taking it.
My friend years later said he sucker punched the guy that stole from me when he was smoking. Which might explain why the last time I saw him he apologized. I never had an issue of someone physically trying to take something or start a fight with me in HS.
I was about to gripe at how I had to wait an hour and a half at a UPS facility (my clients have an after-hours contract so I have 24/7 access) for someone to let me in to tell me they can’t find the package I showed up to get… but nope. That’s much worse.
I’m no real tough guy, but I’m not exactly in control of my temper when fighting. Either way, if it were two guys who weren’t pretend thugs I’m sure my ass would have gotten a pounding.
The least they coulda done was pick someone that fit the shirt… I mean, no one’s gonna get that as it’s obscure as fuck, but “nerd” does not describe that dude. He looks like the kind of guy that would think the element Pb was Peanut Butter while brofisting the dude next to him…
Fuck, at least be patronizing and give him glasses or something. Shit…:bluu:
the EMTs said he was ok, but told us not to hesitate to call 911 if he felt a lump in this throat or if something else happened today. they were worried more about the ants than the fall. he’s probably asleep now because my neighbor’s wife gave him some Benadryl.
this is the 2nd time he’s fallen this year. the first time he was trying to get the mail in his wheelchair. he can walk, he was just trying to stunt down his driveway, which is on a hill. well, his driveway is a bit too steep and made his chair go too fast. when he hit the curb, the chair flipped him out onto the road- on one of the hottest days of the year (i think it was about 103 that day. so the heat index was probably between 108-110). he was in the middle of the road for 30 minutes. he said a car came down the street, drove around him and kept going. finally our other neighbors spotted him and got him back in the house. yeah, i was at home that day too, but he didn’t have his cellphone with him. he ended up with burns on his arms because of that one. him telling me that story prompted me to urge him to bring his cellphone with him when he went outside and to call me if something happens. that’s why i feel like shit now. i was literally 8 minutes late, but it feels like i completely abandoned him. i told mom that if he calls again when i’m on the phone with someone, i’m just gonna hang up on them- even if he just had a computer question. i can’t take the risk.
i’m making it seem like he’s this senile old man, but he’s not. his mind is as sharp as a tack, it’s just that his body is giving out on him and he’s trying to fight it. i’ll probably be doing the same thing if i reach 80.
i don’t just say dudes have TC just to say it. there is always evidence displayed before i accuse someone of TC. like TornadoFlame thinks High School of the Dead is a good anime, and is defending it in The Walking Dead thread. obvious Taste Cancer.
this made me lol