WHY ARE YOU STILL IN MACON
Apparently because he IS bout dat life.
You don’t escape Macon unless you’re Indiana Jones. You gotta find the artifact and then escape the giant boulder that’s shooting at you while it gives chase.
Niggas, Mexicants, or hobos. Or a combination of the three.
My socks got stolen in HS while in gym class. Someone opened my locker and stole SOCKS…and my blockbuster card. Honkeys got sticky fingertips too
Of all the things to steal from me back then…those items is what you take?
Also a dude stole my gray and black uptowns…then wore them to school the next day saying his moms bought em. Needless to say I beat his ass…got ISS but he was barefooted that day…well worth it.
Rich white ppl steal just to do it lol
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GOTTDAMN!
LMAO, dude got his socks taken.
Worst shit that got stolen from me in high school was my GBA with Pokemon Ruby… I was fucking livid back then. Now, I’m like… why the fuck was I toting around a GBA in gym? That shit should have stayed in my locker, not in my bookbag in the corner of the gym.
I got a spindle of PS1 games stolen out of my car once.
Similar experience… I had a bag of PSX games stolen from my car once.
That was the worst day of my life until then… Why? I had FF7-9 black label, SotN black label, Suikoden 1-2, and MGS black label in that bag…
I had just traded that… Gave a dude my Xbox with 20+ games for that shit.
Dude took that and my unopened Snapple on the seat.
I think I posted about this when it happened but someone broke into my car while I was at work a while back and stole my iPod that had a broken screen.
The faceplate on my stereo is detachable and probably worth more money, but they didn’t touch it.
Man, it really blows when that happens ,years ago someone entered to my house and stole my ps2 my dramcast and all the games of both consoles, the motherfucker also stole some artwork that some friends made and i had on the walls of my room, to top it all, the bitch only went to my room specifically to stole that shit, i don’t need to say that this fact pretty much made me to suspect of a cunt that lived near to my house, sadly the police wasn’t able to get proofs to get him, so i never got my stuff back 
At least i kicked the bitch ass and kidnapped him to throw him on the side road outside the city 
I also remember when someone broke the window of my car and stole some psx games that i had on the back seat, because of that i never finished Fear Effect
I had somebody break into my apartment and take a PS2 and half my games/dvds. Left the TV, Desktop PC, and pretty much everything else. I wrote a new rule to myself that day. Never live in the first floor apartments in the hood. Top floor or feed.
You’re the man, and Fear Effect is worth the playthrough.
Some grimey ass hood niggas stole my GBA years back. I was being nice and let one of the hood trash scum filth play it. Apparently it got “lost”. It was stashed down that bastards crotch. Thieves stories always set me off. Those scum should have their legs ripped off and thrown in the streets. Cannot stand people who think it’s fine to take what they will never earn.
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so i was jerking off in my room and i heard horseback cops walking down the street
so i started beating my meat
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so yeah, i thought last week was the worst week i’ve had in a long time (didn’t get the job i interviewed for, lost my car, cousin didn’t want the computer i built for him so he refused to pay). so this morning i was talking to my mom who is in Cali. my cellphone rings and it’s my neighbor across the street. i figured i’d call him right back as soon as i got off the phone. then a few minutes later i decided to get off the phone and called him. no answer. i looked out the window and i see him, his wife, and the mailman. the mailman looked like he was spanking the dude. so i go back to the phone and call them again. his wife picks up all out of breath. she said he fell. so i run over there and my other neighbor’s wife was right in front of me. the EMTs were there checking him out. basically, dude was picking weeds out of his garden and fell down and slammed his head against the wall. he landed in a fire ant bed and couldn’t get out of it. he has a scratch that takes up 30% of his forehead, and another one that runs all the way down his leg.
he had his cellphone with him but because of the sun, he couldn’t see who he was calling. he did call me though, but i didn’t answer at first. there were ants still all over him when they got him inside. i was 10 minutes too late.
now i feel like a piece of shit and it’s only Monday.
WHY IS MY NEIGHBOR PULLING WEEDS WHEN HE JUST HAD A STROKE LAST WEEK?
Daaang nostalgia I remember when thieving was a sport in HS. Everyone was trying to prove who was the most “swift”. Dudes were getting there stuff stolen before there eyes. Games, cards, bags, money you name it.
One particular instance was me selling my old GBP to a friend, couple days later i hear it was stolen. I sell him my GBC at a discounted price, stolen the same day. Turns out my friend bought the GBC as bait for the suspect and caught him in the act AND THIS DUDE STILL PLAYED IT COOL AND WALKED OFF WITH IT. That guy took “swiftness” to a whole new level. Every lunch time he would go around checking bags in empty classrooms, pick your pocket in the lunch line, oh and he would go as far as to sell the stuff he stole from you. Not just to some random dude but even back to you, the person he stole it from.
Needless to say that guy didn’t stay in school for too long.
Good times, good times.
I caught somebody trying to go through my bag and take my Pokemon yellow (I had all 151 Pokemon) right out of my Pikachu GBC…
I went up to him all like, “oh you wanted to see my Pokemon?” and I pulled the GBC out of the bag and slammed it into his face. Dude ran off holding his face… I cut his upper cheek bone and gave him a black eye with that shit.
You do that with today’s handhelds and you’ll break the device and the guy will look at you like, huh?
I got my iPod, one I had for 4 years, stolen at work (the kitchen of a bar). I had it hooked up to the radio sitting where only employees could reach it. I had to keep the volume low because one of my two bipolar mangers told me it had to be like a fucking whisper to hear, seriously I never turned it loud because I like to hear shit when people say something to me it really wasn’t at all loud, it so when we got randomly busy real late at night and people were yelling for shit I didn’t hear when the music stopped playing when whoever unplugged it.
I walked over to the radio after the rush died down to see if my iPod died or something and all I saw was a fuckin chord ----:bluu:
Shit they kid’s face will look all fucked up too. You have to remember that children today are about as soft as the handheld. You smack a kid with a newspaper and it might as well have been a sock full of quarters.
I had a Raku Raku Dinokun (White one)
When they were talking about Macon I thought they were talking about walking dead.
Can’t fucking wait for ep.5
Best $15 I’ve spent this year by far.