Works fine if SRK Light isn’t “beneath you”. 
I take pride in not ignoring anyone.
I carefully and lovingly read everything.
You are all like my children.
your vagina must be huge.
Fixed.
Haven’t you ever heard of virgin births?
nigga the baby doesn’t just show up in the real world from your body before passing through it.
edit: unless you’re that mutant from the great lakes avengers, i forgot her name. she basically had the power of being fat but always reverted to super model status, possibly after puking. i forgot the details because that bitch was lame.
I ignore Jabs because I don’t want my computer malfunctioning from MvC3 tears.
Sometimes they do!
Anyway, this ain’t the real world, nigga.
Meh. Neither the media nor Rihanna seem to think Chris Brown did anything particularly wrong. Can you blame the kids for thinking otherwise?
Except for the whole blackface thing. Jesus. My school was whiter than that and the students were… marginally less dumb.
MSH on PSN is the stupidest shit ever. I have like 22 wins in ranked, no losses, and about 40 disconnects from people raging the fuck out on me.
I paid $15 to deal with bitches.
Dudes taking a 15-year old game way too fucking seriously, like the leader boards mean anything. Then on the XBL shit, you got a dude bragging and shit…
It’s a 15-year old, broken ass dumbfuckerry fighting game. That’s all MSH is. Just play it, have fun, and let the randomness ensue.
CLint… new av?
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Logan Gangnam Stahh
Needs Guile Theme again…
Anyway:
Seriously? I swear, dudes afraid of failing… that’s fine… at a video game… That’s dumb shit. Kids need to jump on that Battletoads and they’ll learn what failure is and how to deal with it.
Biggest fear of failure I have ever seen is what a lot of guys fear. Being that “30 second man” in bed. Too bad that shit was recorded and then uploaded to some porn site.
A black guy did the same shit but no fucks were given. Dude said, “What? That’s all I got. Get off me.” “Lick it.” “What? I ain’t licking shit!”
Warp Trance. You should drop it in little kid’s halloween bags this year and make them cry tears of crude oil in their mother’s laps. Poison the candy? Nah, just skip right to their scurvy little brains. I’ll use my drug of choice and hit them with Either Goa or Psy-trance. 
Parents can’t even say shit because there are barely any words throughout the entire soundtrack, but they still know this just ain’t good for small children.
-Starhammer-
So I’m looking on google images for deathstroke, and i’m getting alot of Sean Bean. Have they announced who’s going to be DS? Is my raging erection warranted or no?
no! battletoads is like mario bro’s compared to fucking dragon’s lair on nes. i love it when i convince someone to play that game, it brings me the greatest pleasure watching them fail and suffer at stage 0.
I was playing this weird NES game a few weeks ago, I think it was called Exodus or something… It was a bible thumper game, where you played as Moses shooting holy letters at pizzas and rocks through a maze. Trippiest nonsense I’ve run across in a loooooong time.
yeah i had a friend who had that game due to his mother buying it at a christian book store. poor bastard was restricted from being able to play or watch anything that wasn’t of a similar nature.
edit: i would always invite him over when he was in the hood and put him on to all that good shit, like ronin warriors and ff6 for instance.
hmm now that i think about it, didn’t you have to locate a jawbone to wield as a weapon in exodus or was that another bible game? possibly another game involving samson.
more edit: yeah that was a diff game named little samson.
Pff, if you wanna get into games that cause failure for being shitty (instead of Battletoads which is just legitimately difficult), Silver Surfer for NES takes that way over Dragon’s Lair. Both are invalid for that kind of discussion though, 'cause the reason they’re hard is due to the game design being absolute junk. Battletoads is hard as hell, but from a design look, it’s made well. The only notable design flaw in Battletoads very few people know about 'cause it requires TWO players to get to stage 11.
Reminds me of that Cracked article, the 9 Most Badass Bible Verses. Some of those are so choice.