and the random capitalization didn’t bother you?
It’s funny how the puppy is like “Eih ok…”
Blue ball comes slowly.
Lulz at people bitching that Tekken is unrealistic.
So man, I wanted to get that XCOM game. I had this 25 dollar gift card for best buy and figured I would just get it from there, digital style. I paid for that shit and downloaded their dumb ass fuck bitch made ass piece of shit program. 45 minutes to and hour later im sitting here wondering when im gonna get the email with the download code or when the game will pop up in that program. I was getting bored sitting here, refreshing the fuckin’ browser, gettin’ emails from everywhere but bb.
Fuck it, I called customer service to find out why I haven’t gotten the download code or whatever yet. This broad tells me, after minutes of her looking at her computer (or nails), that it could take 24-48 hours after the release date for me to get a download code. Im like “Yo, it says on the store page that its available for download after purchase, I don’t see what you’re telling me anywhere.”. So she says “I know it says that somewhere, im lookin’”, and I wait while she looks. Then she confirms it but I still don’t believe her and I say I would like a refund. The broad is like, “OK”, and starts doing whatever it is she needed to do. After a couple minutes she says she cant refund my money because the email for the download code is in the process of being sent. So, I cant get my game and I cant get a refund for at least 24 to 48 hours. I asked to speak to someone else and after 10 minutes or so she puts a supervisor on the phone. Then my phone died.
I never got an email with a download code or instructions on how to download it. I look at the site and it still says Order in Process. I decided to look at that download program and it was there and I started the download. Its slow as fuck, like, its gonna take all day slow…12 fucking Gigabyte file. I wont ever buy another digital download anything from best buy. Fuck that shit.
Somebody send that picture to PETA. I guarantee the result will be hilarious.
Rookie mistake, should have used steam.
Now that Jared has left/been fired from Screwattack I now have zero reason to ever watch anything from them.
I guarantee PETA has seen the picture. That guy had better watch his back.
PETA does not officially condone terrorist tactics… but they basically do.
Alisa says hi. She pulls off her head, gives it to you, and it blows up. Or she just punts the damn thing at you.
Also, Chainsaw arms.
Man, fuck that shit! I was able to download that bullshit but I cant install it. I need a product key for Steam to finish the installation. I was once again told it could be up to 48 hours before I get one, even longer in some cases. What the fuck man!? Fuck best buy!
dake - I would have except for that 25 dollar bb gift card. next time I’ll just spend the extra 25 bucks and get it with no hassle. fuck best buy!
cheh,
The ladies of Law & Order are so damn HOTTTTT. It amazes me every time I happen to catch an episode on any of the thousands of channels that run old repeats of it… USA is showing it now… the blonde with the glasses is so ridiculously hot. I’d prefer she keep the glasses on all the time, of course. It adds to her overall appeal. Mariska Hargitay would get ravaged too.
In other news… Borderlands 2 continues to be the most addictive thing for me at this point. I had just 3 hours of sleep going in to work on Monday, and that game was the reason…and there’s rumor of the developer perhaps doing a portable version on PSVita one day?! Sheeeit, I couldn’t handle that. Self-control would go right out the window.
sidenote-- Kevin’s dad from Wonder Years is on this episode of Law & Order… that guy still looks like a real-life Fred Flinstone to me… it would be amusing if he happened to be married to a woman that looks and sounds like Wilma, and a blonde-haired best friend and bowling buddy that happened to be named “Barney”.
*y’know, Big Bird is actually a disturbing character, visually speaking… Snuffalufagus too, who is really a big phallic symbol that can speak.
…The Count, Grover and Oscar the Grouch though… those were the cool characters. I remember wanting to hang out with those guys when I was a little kid…didn’t care much for the others on that show.
Yoshimitsu has been using his sword like a helicopter and stabbing himself and spinning around like a top for years. Wasn’t she created by Dr B? …(@specs) now there was a funny character…who also made the Jack series, which were the original goofy robots.
Only Law & Order worth watching is SVU.
Criminal Intent sucks. With the second fiddle woman cop and the autistic super detective. “He only ate . . . the left side of his sandwich . . . . .his father beat him . . . . . the dead girl must be in the chimney.”
I love Tekken! Lighting guys, angel guys, devil guys, dinosaurs, bears, robots, crippled dudes, guy with a combination flat top/Marge Simpson beehive, cyborg samurai guy, guy who’s died like four times… in other words, a series that truly distinguishes itself with its commitment to realism.
Unlike that other, no-name series where people throw fireballs and stretch themselves and other unrealistic bullshit.
You guys are fucking stupid. Tekken is FAKE! Yoshimitsu’s sword doesn’t even shine in sunlight for Ogre’s sake.
Now if you want realism, you need to play some MK. Straight out of the textbook.

No fighting game has anything as offensive or stupid as Sebastian using Lili’s fighting style. NOTHING. A character could literally fire shit from it’s mouth and that would be tame.
Fake ass Tobal, imo.
You sound mad butt hurt.