I blame Columbus for proving the Earth isn’t flat. Now everyone has the delusion that round is better.
#flatasssupporter
i will fuck anything with tits, a vagina, and if it helps, a smile
anywho, why are bitches so fucked up on the facebook? Seriously, who adds random people cuz they commented on a post? I have a theory that all girls are actually incredible whores in disguise as regular whores.
also here is a picture for u rockyb:
edit: also go read crazy story thread
A gorilla?
Anyway, I await the day RabidDucks meets a petite women with a nice round handful of ass. He’ll probably breakdown and cry.
most deceptive preview ever.
fuck you young turks
anything human.
Ah, I see you are using something quite broad because that includes the impossible to hide beach whales that exceed 300lbs.
250 lbs is my limit
180-250 u better be getting me drunk first
What are you, an elevator?
awwww shit you made me do it
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yes, and i only go down
liar. get half a bottle in you, im willing to bet you’d push 300.
So you can’t go up?
They have pills to fix that.
push em down a flight of stairs maybe.
I bet you’d know alllllll about that
Well yeah. The commercials are on TV all the time. And from what they say while Bob is smiling, they work wonders.
That’s why I recommend them to you. I figure you as the kind of guy who smiles creepily like Bob after fucking an ugly bitch.
Come on, man. Show us that smile.
I call bullshit. We all know you have no standards. 
i dont smile. I just stare them in the eyes until they know.
WHAT DO THEY KNOW???
they know…that is all
standards???
no
limits???
yes
I don’t enjoy pussy scavenger hunts, if you catch my drift
They know that you can’t go up? And they’re still willing to have relations with you?
Canada got some of the nicest desperate bitches it looks like.
We really do.
I mean, Val is the most desperate and nicest of us all.
How did your sister manage to afford to own a bar?
Is there a direct correlation to its location in the ghetto?
Blue ball comes slowly.