pull a nut out and see if she’ll start sniffing it on some “i can’t feel my face” shyt
AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK
It’s okay, Shaft… I understand…
Sorta.
I do security, btw.
you have accidentally kicked the hornets’ nest by not only infuriating me by posting Brie, but having an interesting job that makes me want to ask more questions:
what weapons do you have for the job?
ever had to use them?
who is the craziest person you had to bounce?
are nut shots legal in your profession?
did you ever think you should dress up like Batman/Batgirl if you work nights*?
*FUCK!
[details=Spoiler] if i was a chick, i’d probably dress up like Batman and tell everybody i was Batman.
then they’d probably be all sexist and try to correct me on some “there’s also Batgirl in the comic” shyt
then i’d have to explain to them that i knew there was a Batgirl.
then they’d be all awkward because i’d forget to give them a reason why i wanted to be Batman.
Batman obv stronger than Batgirl
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AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK :mad:
rough for canada.
greetings from my fucking xbox, you buttsluts
karma, bitch.
How’d you lose your job?
Halloween is a love/hate time for me. I love seeing women dress slutty but I hate dressing up myself. I have a great imagination but shit sucks putting the effort into it. I have to go out tonight, too many girls in the group that I’m invited to join. Any suggestions while I’m getting baked would be great.
it was a stupid misunderstanding. i requested friday off so i could do a make up test online for college which is a lie so i could actually go to a friends party but whatever they didn’t know. i’m either working or going to school so i feel like i deserved a day off.
so i tell them i could go to work that day earlier than scheduled so i could get out earlier and make up my test on friday.
i come back on thursday cause wednesday was my day off and one of the closing managers there tells me to take the day off cause the store manager said so.
i come in today and my schedule had a line through it i asked why and they said because i no call no showed yesterday when i said i could come in early.
so whatever gonna go up there tomorrow and talk to them about it.
Drama… yuuuck. Well, maybe your next job can be a construction job, or you can work at a warehouse or something.
lol is this valaris on stream?
i’m writing an essay and i would like some other points of view on the subject.
the paper i have to write is if the revolutionary war was avoidable.
i’m thinking about writing my paper on how it was inevitable.
anyone wanna put in their 2 cents?
God MUA 3 would be hype.
just watched a serbian film. wasn’t THAT bad. yeah its little…different. whatever. still just a movie.
Might get Battle for Earth for Wii-U if they go with button controls instead of me flailing around like an idiot. Since it looks fun game wise, just not how I actually play it.
This GG demo is amazing.
Washu > Ryoko
One underrated piece of cougar ass is that Andie MacDowell… quick internet research time— a bit older than I thought; she’s 54! DEFINITE contender for a list of Eternals™. It would be nice if she appeared regularly on some tv show or more movies. She seems to just keep the money rolling in with those Revlon commercials…and in each new commercial she actually looks better than before.
R.W. Knudsen pineapple juice was on sale again. This stuff is magical.
And now some Arianna G.
[media=youtube]bCdETAW4-N4[/media] Ohhhh you don’t want to know just how far I’d go…
I want to vomit when I hear Kissed By A Rose. Hell it even makes me violent. Fuck the fans.
Come on. GET MAD. GET SO MAD IT DRIVES YOU MAD.
you have terminal stage 4 taste cancer. GG
@sovi3t you ok bruv? did that quake rock your part of maple land?
How can you hate on this song?
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