Doctor Who is an amazing show and speaking of Creed/Seal, fuck Nickleback.
Looks like the bots came out early, tonight.
How to get the bots off this planet:
- Trace.
- Observe targets to verify that they are really responsible for bots.
- Uppercut them to the moon.
Works
every
time
!
edit:
fail
Dominic West’s fake British accent is better than most American’s fake British accent-accents.
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i can do it better
but i worked with a bunch of fucking stuck up brits for years
i used to take the piss and ask them earnestly, 'what’s it like at hogwarts?"
I like how Ryoko was basically like a DBZ character in a rom-com. She would be the worst ex-girlfriend ever. This broad could give SuperDouche a run for his money. I mean I remember her being on the roof chilling and some dude was in space and wanted to talk and that bitch flew into space in like half a second. I even remember her shooting Kamehameha’s making advanced tech out of thin air. I think her only weakness was Tenchi’s cock.
I had a real British accent when I lived in England from 3-4 years old. Then I went back to Jamaica and quickly lost it.
Now I don’t have any accent, not even an “American” accent.
I thought Hogwarts burned down after that red headed girl was forced to walk across campus wearing only a robe and then was molested by the faculty.
She was pissssssssssssssed.
Shame boner.
Fuck you.
Fuck you
Youre cool.
^This
Ryoko was the only reason for watching the tenchi shows. that and tenchis ineptness lol. sorry for the job loss bruv.
She would be the perfect gf. it would be the highest of highs, then the craziest of lows. plus she had ryo-oki. cat bunny bruv. CAT-BUNNY. GG.
Seal-System saved my life. Fuck the haters.
man kim1234 is mocking this netherlands dude.
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Pulling a double at work. Hurricane comin’ in tomorrow…
**What’s good Jersey? :smokin: **
Jersey is boarding everything up apparently. This storm’s got them scared.
What category is the storm? Sorry, haven’t been following current events lately
Is that video tryin to say that 3 packs of Smarty’s is some how equal to 3 party size Snickers Bars? Cuz if so we’re gonna have words.
Just heard some drunk idiot say “I like black girls but not black parties”.
Sandy’s only a category 1 hurricane, but they’re worried cause the hurricane Sandy is meeting up with a Nor’easter, that shit’s gonna get real and coming inland. Lots of heavy rains and strong winds for about 48hrs. They’re doing a mandatory evacuation of the Shore and a lot of South Jersey. School closing across the state, etc. Luckily, my parents are inland, towards Philly, so, they should be okay… They’re hoping the flooding won’t be as bad, since we didn’t get a lot of snow in the Winter or rain in the Spring.
Just waiting for the alert that campus is gonna be closed Monday and Tuesday, since that’s when it’s gonna get bad.
O ok, gotcha. Had no idea, need to watch the news more
Read JLA/Avengers a few hours ago.
Wtf did I just read?
ok, so instead of actually asking what your job was- and without any malice in my heart, i thought to myself “dildo tester.” i had to backtrack in my own head. “why would i even think of that?”
then “why would i even think there is someone that tests dildos for a living?”
then “is that even a job?”
then “that’s gotta be a job because they need to at least test the first one for defects, or excess plastic that is scratchy on a vagina”
then “i wonder how many people on the planet are dildo testers? maybe it’s like the person in England that does the cheese pull. 
in England, one person does this. he/she travels all over the country to do cheese pull for magazines and commercials. that fool is obscenely paid.”
then “i wonder if they need a different dildo tester for dudes since they have a different butthole steez than girls”
then “i could see mom now, ‘you need to get a job so you can save up for retirement!!! it doesn’t matter what it is!!!’”
that’s my inner monologue all day. AND YOU DIDN’T EVEN ASK