SRK Lounge ver7 Read inside: Testimonies from all the women RockB has sucker punched

uhhh, i gave him a birthday present, we go to the bar, calls the attention of the entire bar, breaks the present i got him in front of everybody, and starts laughing at me. did you miss that part? if you don’t see a problem with that because of it being a beeper, change “beeper” to “anything that’s rare.”

fuck it. i checked for accidental nudity and i didn’t see any. here’s the link

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also i’m on page 18 of The Manipulated Man. this bitch be crazy, yo. so far she’s said one thing that i’ve been saying for a long time. you can hear girls saying stuff like “she has nice breasts” all the time, but you’ll never hear a girl say “he has a pretty nutsac.” women can have attractive sex organs, but men can’t. that’s wack.

fight me

Spoiler

Sophie Marceau >>>>>>>>> Monica Bellucci

edit: shaddap, Damned. people still use beepers.

This surf spot is pretty cool and amazing.

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Meh.

Not enough ass.

Even for me.

The complete absence of hips is auto-fail, too.

As I see it.

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I had a pretty good weekend. Got a stripper’s number.

Thanks for the bolded warning, Damned. I dodged the spoiler with the quickness.

I’m starting up Kekkaishi soon as I’m still on TWGOK manga/anime withdrawal.

Shaving is such a chore…

I use an electric shaver, they may not cut as clean or deep, but man do they save a lot of time.

i shave in the shower, since i gotta do my head too

and my balls

(Freaking vampires and rule of 8.)

Yeah, shaving can go to Hell. I would much rather never have to. Too bad there isn’t more Native American in my (known) ancestry because I don’t think can recall EVER seeing a Native American with facial hair.

Which contradicts nothing I said.

No problem.

Also, TWGOK? Oh, The World God Only Knows I’m guessing? Yeah, that manga/anime looks/sounds pretty interesting. One of the many things I will probably get around to actually reading/watching, unfortunately.

I know the opening is [media=youtube]6vXXCSIhL4w&feature=related[/media], though.

You shave your balls?

Fuck that, man.

Trimmed, all the way.

Shaved=itchy+ingrown hairs.

The point is to look sexy, not like you have a disease.

As I see it.

i enjoy a smooth aerodynamic scrotum

I’ll bet you do.

As I see it.

You gotta be careful on shaving the sack. This guy said he was using a bic on his sack, and the next thing he experienced was blood streaming around an area and upon further investigation, accidentally cut open his sack as he could see what was inside of it. He as then stopped shaving his sack. I guess be very careful.

X_X

Yeah I’ve cut myself before too but nothing crazy like that. I mostly just do my face and my package if needed.

Yeah… no.

Trim that shit up.

With rounded tip scissors, preferrably.

Razorblade your package too many times, you’re gonna get a second Hebrew Shave. ?

As I see it.

NEWSFLASH: Clu2 trims balls with Crayola scissors http://image.misterart.com/grouppix/528x352/6000/g6597.jpg. Does that mean that you’re balls are 8 years old?

tigger really tried to make me eat my words, but it looks like oldman white america is safe

whatever, liar. put that crazy bitch in a corset and boots you’d try to suck your own dick to impress her.

but that won’t impress her.

there’s a real person on the other side of this monitor, Damned. just because you walk through life without emotion doesn’t mean everybody does. i spent time fixing the beeper up. it’s not like i wanted him to wear it around town and activate it so i could page him- he didn’t have to break it in front of a full bar after he pointed me out to everybody.

fight me

Spoiler

Max Hardcore shouldn’t have gone to prison. those bitches knew what they signed up for before he started. many of those bitches have done multiple movies with him.

I shave my huge nutsack, but I do a horrible job. Patches of hair kinda popping out everywhere, making my balls look like Leatherface

^ Why did I laugh at this? X_X