No shit.
After seeing my huge cock, there wouldn’t be much room left for an impression in her head.
Also, FUCK!!
That Mortal Kombat lawyer thread is not only everything that is wrong with SRK, but everything that is wrong with America… and everything else that is unwholesome, and vile, to boot.
Fuck shitty corporation cockriding morons.
…can we PLEASE put something in the water to stop them from reproducing, yet???
As I see it.
We would have, but we can’t reach a consensus on whether to divide the water or factor it into the parenthesis first.
(Congrats, everyone. You’ve given SoVi3t yet another reason to talk about his genitalia.)
Now you make me want to read that Mortal Kombat thread up top, CLU 2. And I was trying so hard to resist UltraDavid’s handsome visage.
A curse upon your house, CLU 2!
(EDIT: Hmmm…I guessing the TL;DR comments aren’t the only thing you’re talking about, but do I really want to slog through 18 pages after reading most of that when I have work to do… Yes.)
It sounds like that razor…
breaks sunglasses
Got sacked.
Heh. I think I chuckled as much at the simple “you’re” as the picture.
Oh, I never said you shouldn’t have been angry. I just find it really odd that you’re more angry about him breaking something that you admitted you have more of (and presumably fix up again if/when you stop being pissed at him) than you are about him just generally being an asshole to everyone else and virtually molesting someone. I may suppress my emotions a lot, but that doesn’t mean I don’t understand the basics. I just find quite a few interactions…peculiar.
Submit!
Besides, we both know you’re not a real person, puppet boy.
What happened to missy elliot?
He sure is a snazzy dresser
He comes from money. :0
As I see it.
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Lol.
I just saw this.
Answer:
No
but
but my cock is 8 inches.
Actually [spoiler=]it’s a trifle longer. And thick enough Magnums are painful. Magnum XLs ftw.[/details]
The more you know…
You’re welcome. 
As skinny loligoth girls get to see it.
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you mean like last thread?
(So, while suffering through that Mortal Kombat thread, I found this link to something equally as shit, also because people clamored for it: Preemie birth preventive spikes from $10 to $1,500 - Yahoo! News.)
As just mentioned, I just finished reading through that Mortal Kombat thread; well, skimming more (towards the end) because I feel quite tired all of a sudden and…because of certain…things.
Ugh. I…seriously don’t know what to say.
I mean, on the one hand, I’m horribly jaded and I don’t expect it to be stopped either, so I can understand being somewhat indifferent to it or having it a “like or not, it’s going to happen (because people are idiots)” attitude. However, on the other hand, that some people are actively supporting it is…almost mind-boggling. It doesn’t help that at least half of people doing said support are blatant fucking Mortal Kombat fanboys since fanboys are of course always so sensible.
sighs heavily
At least my opinion of TimStatic and HanzoHattori (and…EWAShock? I forgot his name) is increased by 1000 times since they just stayed the fuck out of the argument entirely. I mean, I ultimately hate Mortal Kombat and, so, beyond the whole likelihood of higher prices down the road, this doesn’t really affect me. But, still, it would be nice to have more than like a half dozen MK fans on this website who weren’t complete buffoons.
goes back to wondering how horrible a person he would be if he had any time of significant power
She’s still singing? Furthermore, she’s still alive?
And his frizzy hair reminds me so much of Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus.
dreamy sigh [/gaying it up because VS has failed once again]
Heir to the Graham cracker throne, I see.
refrains from making trite Jewish joke
shrug
I have no idea what she is doing, hence my asking.
What is up with this new breed of talking emotionless rapper? Drake and Wiz Khalifa are not good rappers. They monotone entire songs. Why are they famous for rapping?
People got scared that if they mentioned pussy, you’d take a swing at them on principle, RockyB.
Well, everyone except Sovi3t.
He was talking about penises waaaay before you went all Wayne Brady.
As I see it.
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PM me that video, Calves. So I can decide whether to fight you 
or not.
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(I’m actually somewhat looking forward to my doctor’s appointment Tuesday. Yet at the same time…)
Sigh. Did I just not do work for a couple of hours? Way to get distracted.
I’ll have to not get distracted for the rest of the night (beyond a couple of breaks) if I want to get done with what I want to get done with by like midnight. Sigh…
gets chapped lips from sighing so damn much
It’s good to see that you’re not senile yet and can remember as far back as a week.
We wouldn’t want you to forget what a woman is or else you might start drop-kicking everyone.
If Wikipedia is to be believed, then it would appear that she’s still been working rather recently.
I don’t know. I still hate rap, so I haven’t exactly thought about her past elementary school, which was…a decade ago.
People are famous for much less. It’s not like you have to actual musical talent to be famous for “singing” nowadays. We’ve been over this.
I’m just gonna toss this out there…
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As I see it.
heh, nice… I made new characters today in WWE Allstars–> “The Tumor” (yep, a sentient tumor that decided to take up wrestling) and “TANK” zombie from the Left 4 Dead franchise. I was on a roll with Tank and absolutely decimated a friend earlier. I made sure to play the actual Tank theme as well. [media=youtube]WhiGnj7QX2A[/media] Yeah, they really needed custom music option for entrances… so Tank could arrive to his proper theme. One of the few good things about the customization here is just how deformed you can make the limbs… the character looks surprisingly accurate in terms of proportions, though I might make him taller though.
*I also found out that you cannot use “AIDS” as a character name. That is most unfortunate… I wanted to make an AIDS character. “Roofies” is also a banned word. Oh yeah… I still have to get around to making “DEEBO” from Friday. The funny thing to me is that he was once in the WWE anyway as “Zeus”… I remember he had a feud going on with Hogan at the time, and I’m pretty sure he was in the No Holds Barred movie as well. haha, "WHO ELSE WANT SOME OF DEEBO?!". Yeah, he MUST be added to the roster.
The thing is, Wiz Khalifa sings better than he raps. The rapping is the problem. He and Drake just monotone’y rap entire songs. Like zero changes in pitch while rapping.
Is it because he has a bunch of horrible tattoos all over him and doesn’t wear his pants correctly?
Oh well, he gets put in the “new popular rapper that disappointed me” bin. BoB and Bruno Mars are legit talents though. Lady Gaga is good but the whole weird crap in your face all the time persona just feels like she is trying WAY too hard. It’d be nice if she could just get on stage and play piano and sing pop songs, but that doesn’t get people anointing you a fashion legend and you on the television.
I miss Just Blaze beats, did he die too?
Did Saigon’s album ever come out? I’m pretty sure it didn’t. I guess I could go into the rap thread, but their grammar is just atrocious in there.
It always kills me in the hip hop magazines when they actually print articles full of slang. It makes me sad for black people. Like you guys invented peanut butter, this is beneath ya’ll.
“EM GOTS MAD BEEF, BUT NIGGAS DON’T PLAY ON HIS REALNESS”
Stuff like that is actually in XXL. Oh XXL.
Speaking of black people, Mos Def’s little anger tweets on twitter about Justin Bieber are so lame. Isn’t Mos Def like 40 years old? What the hell does he give a shit what Justin Bieber is doing. Grandpa ass rappers getting beefs about stupid crap is so silly.
It’s like Dr Dre or Snoop Dog being on the cover of whatever rap magazine and having it be like “DRE IS BACK TO SHOW THE GAME HOW IT WORKS”. Man Dr Dre, get your old steroid scarred ass out of here. You should be scoring movies like the RZA and Trent Reznor, not making stupid club bangers about how much money you have.
I think a lot of people have lost touch with reality and their mind is clouded by horrible music and tweetering.
People lose touch with reality by not being comfortable and their own skin too. not to mention saying and doing things just to please and be accepted by other… You’d be surprise how much that changes people and how many lose themselves
I hate wanting to go on a diet, get home, snickers, twix, and SOUR PATCH KIDS being all over the house! ugggh…
False.
But yeah, I know what you mean. Black culture as it is today only serves to set us back etc.