I’d rather be both neutered, and spade.
Spade through the other head.
Like, garden variety spade.
As I see it.
yall fuckin crazy!
Ill fuck a bitch till im empty!
lmao, only bad thing is when your… biiitch, im tired, gimmie a sec to rest!
pop a monster or something
Nando for best lounge poster 2011
(Hmmm…it would seem that Andy Rehfeldt guy just released a [media=youtube]2WICYq7pv9U&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL]metal version of “My Heart Will Go On”. It’s…interesting, even if I like a lot of his other remixes better, like [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhkxdaP8ixs&feature=related[/media].)
…So I go for a walk only to come back to talk of sex, doing it wrong and then hypothetical castration.
…
…I think what I’m most disappointed about is how typical and uninspired this conservation is given the nature of the Internet.
CHANGE PLACES!
foreplay can last awhile.
but the actual fucking part doesn’t take hours. if it does you’re doing it way wrong.
calling card of the virgin: yeah we fucked all night man, i got mad staying power, yo
Huh?
Hell nahs…
Allow me to reiterate:
Neutered in the one head, spade through the other.
God hates you for this.
GD too.
Jealous much? 
Pro tip:
You take breaks/breathers, maybe get to know each other a bit, before you recommence.
You’re married though, right, mang?
That’s another level of staying power.
As I see it.
Exhibit A of how “Nice” doesn’t get you a goddamn thing in this world [media=youtube]U93BBNq5A64[/media]
Imagine life is a race— the classic “nice guy” is that one dude in the race that is seriously going to attempt to compete while one leg is shackled to a large couch.
yeah
Spoiler
SURPRISE SURPRISE!!! HE FUCKING LOSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
In the world of fiction, being the “nice” protagonist may work out for you at some point towards the end of the story…but here in reality, it doesn’t get you anything but misery and despair, and eventually the nice qualities fade away…and all that is left is an especially strong desire to brutally crush, and destroy every other living thing in this world. Funny how being “so nice” eventually leads you on the fast track to so many evil thoughts. Yes, people can change. Sometimes it’s a positive change…and sometimes it’s a change into something much worse than the average person could imagine. Anyway, I sincerely hope that woman in the video (assuming this is real) will be alone and miserable for the rest of her life.
amen brother. Don’t listen to these two pump chumps, CLU.
Depending on various factors (Alcohol, weed, sexual chemistry, time of day, amount of work you have to do, etc etc), sex CAN last over an hour. I don’t ain’t going several hours without drugs though lol. Foreplay lasts until she cums. I’ve woken up, and chopped down some morning wood in just a couple of minutes, yet I’ve also absolutely punished some pussy in my time.
If they can sit down the next day without wincing in pain, you failed.
lol @ dudes trying to justify quickie sex as real sex
naw, i know bullshit when i hear it
as someone that can easily fuck for 2 hours (w/o alcohol)…it can be great sometimes, but a lot of times it’s not. chicks generally feel self-conscious if they can’t make you cum.
i used to fuck one of my exes until she cried (no seriously, she cried when she came so it was cool) and then she’d top me off. next girl pretty much made it her mission to make me cum anytime we fucked…since for the most part we only got together on the weekends, i decided it’d be easier to just cut off all porn/“me time” to make it easier on her, also i let her know that all bets were off i drank anything more than like 2 beers lol.
ideal time for a session is 25-30 mins, unless you’re just lounging around naked for the whole day.
i just got an email from the EA sports legal team informing that i am party to a class action lawsuit some clown brought against them claiming they’re using monopolistic tactics to overcharge for NCAA football, madden and the AFL games.
personally i’m outraged that someone would harrass the great electronic arts in such a fashion…nevermind the fact that madden isn’t more (or less) expensive than any other game, the last year that 2k was out it was priced $20 cheaper than madden and still got outsold 19 to 1.
lol i wanna top out at 15 min max. thats usually how it goes for the first round of the night…second round though…can last 20-30 min…or ive been known to not bust at all :sad:
I’m getting long in the tooth and I’m actually starting to forget who I’ve had sex with. It’s the marathon sessions… playing an album from start to finish, and taking a break to pop another CD in… that I can’t forget like Vietnam flashbacks. I just never looked at marathons as weird or ‘doing it wrong…’ but I never listened to feedback on the subject from randoms on the Internet before.
(Damn. I pushed enter rather early.)
Sigh. We’re still on about this?
Meh, as long as we’re talking about this, I must admit that I can readily believe the hours-long accounts that some people give, emphasis being on “some”, especially given how little feeling I myself have down there despite being uncircumcised.
Then again, my body is a weird, failed thing in all aspects, including touch reception. I can basically scald the uppermost layer of my (dead) skin off without feeling anything apparently or taking burning water to the crotch without really batting an eye, so…
That…elucidates nothing for me. Please explain further, good sir.
Eh, he didn’t so much as lose the case as he already lost for having ever gotten with her.
I have to wonder how you found this. I can just picture you trolling around Youtube after typing in the word “divorce”, though. Pain is a wonderful thing to behold as long it doesn’t fall upon you or anyone you may care about, after all.
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: It’s extra-creepy when you’re positive about something (that isn’t a video game or piece of ass or music).
Stop it.
I can’t say I’m surprised. People are even more desperate nowadays when it comes to attempting “get rich quick” schemes…not that there’s anything quick about a lawsuit, especially against a sizable corporation.
Damn idiots and their frivolous lawsuits.
lol @ breaks to switch CD’s, never done that one (autodj ftw!)…i’ve done water breaks before though.
Niggas need to get some control over their dicks; anything less than 4 hours, you ain’t even close to hanging. Bitches, the lot of you. 
I didn’t get an email, since I’m not black enough.
If you don’t cum you’re essentially telling them they are ugly. < That’s how the mind of a lady works.
They don’t think for a second maybe you can just last long.
P.S You guys are nuts. I’ve never fucked for 2 hours. WHAT THE FUCK. I think maybe the most is like 45 minutes. Shieeeeeeeet
This.