im gonna have to dat rotary calf cant handle me
also ive walked on my toes my entire life cuz my achilles tendons were too tight, got them surgeried on so my heels can at least hit the floor, imagine if a chick were afflicted as i shaft i am wasting my condition being a male
women and passable women only :mad:
true dat :sad:
Heh. 
I HAD heard it was all the V-bloat that was fuckin’ up with the battery life - that and the 4G (which I already disabled, lol).
Hopefully rooted, it is a lean mean long-lived machine.
Drop 4 plates onto 'dat seated Hammer calf, and go to town, Slawson!
As I see it.
lmao… well they shouldn’t be if they are gonna use other methods to obtain victory.
My point, is from the HULK era, eat your veggies, say your prayers, do you hw, work hard. or w/e and u can be like me!
lmao, yea riiight! where is the advice about shootin up!? (im not from that era, I grew up on the x-men, THEY TRAINED HARD)
Not about raising the kids, thats soooo extreme it in the x-games, but sports and kids go pretty hand in hand.
Just more or less carrying your self right… kids are an easy way out for any argument
fuck kids,
Think about the sport your playing… its like using a game genie.
If they were legal, Id be all for it, but unfortunately, we still gotta focus on talent and skill
i was talking to a coworker about circumcisions (cuz obv all i do at work is talk about dicks) and he said that of his two boys, one is cut and one isn’t as some sort of twisted experiment
im pulling for the cut one, non pig in a blanket dicks for life
exactly, would you rather have a sculpted statue, or a rock? I know tons of girls who literally never knew what a cut dick looked like before me though. I love that look on their faces.
as for baseball, I would maybe give a bit more of a shit if the playoffs allowed more teams. Shorten the fucking season, and add more teams in playoffs. It sucks when its like a third of the way through the season and your team might already be out.
hahaha…
JEW WIENERS UNITE!!! (cut, yes, cut)
funny, a special on tv says that uncut feel better 
I guess that what they mean when Uncuts are more probably for disease
^ MORE WHORES WILL BEG DADDY TO TAKE OFF THE CONDOM,
This is the most legible and nearly articulate Nando post I have ever seen.
Sadly. 
As I see it.
yeah i am gonna be pissed if all you intact males be havin more dickfeelins
Nando…wut? :xeye:
Food is tremendously underrated. I just had some bomb ass Cajun meal.
Supposedly it makes you last longer if you’re cut.
I guess it’s true, given my marathon stamina.
I’ll take being able to bang a girl or three out for hours at a toss, over a lil’ more sensation, any day.
As I see it.
not me i wanna be done fuckin after like 5 minutes shit gets old i wanna be in and out and on to videogames
Watch MMA take over this year if there is an extensive football lock out
I want UFC to be on every fuckin sunday! Its the only sport I can watch on tv, all the other I can barley tolerate highlights.
haha, the girls feels it more,
like fuckin with Extra Lub on!
and jackin off… might as well not even tell you bout that!
yeah for real penetrative sex shouldnt last for hours
i mean foreplay making out etc can draw it out but the actual fucking shouldnt last for hours.
I derive immense satisfaction from making them too sore to so much as shuffle for a few days after, NOT to enjoy my circ perk.
After that, THEN it’s on to video games.
…with the bonus of an immensely satisfied female or three doting on your every whim.
I ain’t getting up from a 100 game set, and my Mt. Dews aren’t going to get from the fridge into my hands by themselves.
Sez u.
That’s why I like my loli-goth gamer nymphs.
Right before penetration, I’m half-smiling, floating away into Dolf-land, almost whispering, “I must break you.”
As I see it.
that is code for pasty and overweight
of course they gonna do whatever they can for you you are the best they can get and they are in love
What if the foreplay lasts a while?
Disgusting…I’ve just accidentally seen a picture of Mariah showing off that repulsive pregnant belly. If there’s any time where a burqa actually makes sense, that’s one of those times. Do like other celebs and go into hiding for awhile until that baby is out and you’ve gone back to being hot.
*More random bitchin’ about work:
Each day, I am more and more disgusted by the claimants we have to talk to. It seems like the frequency of fraud situations is actually increasing. It’s also funny how some will have the audacity to contact the center about a missing check when they’ve been cheating the system the entire time…if you’re up to something, WHY bring extra attention to yourself? It defines new levels of stupidity.
Sandra Smith from Fox Business Network – SO hittable.
Ask Shaft.
He has seen how I roll.
…and, unlike SOME PEOPLE, how I roll doesn’t involve the chick, flour, and option-select wet spots.
As I see it.
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come on live like boel